#1
Ok, next in line for my story is going to be a band based on the pit called "The Searchbars"
courtasy of SoaDSoley9888 for the idea
(with their hit song "Use it." but they also have other songs)

I could just describe how they play and write on, but I decided to take it one step further.

I am going to try and write an actual song based on the pit. And that my friends, is why I am here. Give me some ideas for lyrics, and I will make it happen.

Once I get enough lyrics, I will write out a song to the best of my ability.

OK GO!!!

edit: first prototype


Opinions, opinions,
watcha gonna do?
I make funny jokes
about guitars and you

fuckadiddy
fuckadoo
fuckalizing
fuck a mother fucking do

I hate n00bs
and so do all us dudes
I eat them with soup
shove them in and then back out

Trolls annoy us all
most of all Carmel
in with the banhammer she comes
to get them all

fuckadiddy
fuckadoo
fuckalizing
fuck a mother fucking do

*insert drum solo here

Rentin the prestige with the roommates
Eating some chips and fruitcakes
Blueballs and the movie starts to drag,
Pull out the porno tape, circle jerk like f.ags

*short solo

so I heard you leik mudkips
well brang me one now
We all love our memes
in this filthy place... gah, that line sucks. oh well, so does the song.

fuckadiddy
fuckadoo
fuckalizing
fuck a mother fucking do

*insert guitar solo here

I like the pit
the pit is good
I visit the pit
because I should

rape fap repeat
that is all we do
it is very fun
for me and you

*insane solo for three minues
*begin to break it down

*screams at top of lungs

FASTER TOM
RUN

*guitar sequel

RUSSEL
WHAT THE FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-


lolwut

*kiddish voice says
I liek it, liek llamas
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
Last edited by RazorTheAwesome at Jul 23, 2009,
#4
Don't forget the shoop threads and your's truely.

edit:And killerscorpions avatar.
Quote by SlackerBabbath

I also have hairy butt cheeks, I once shaved a letter 'W' on each cheek, so that when I bent over it spelled WoW.

warning, some of the contents of this post may not necessarily be completely true.
#6
"Opinions, opinions, watcha gonna do?

**** you"

And this is why I never get asked to write lyrics for anything, ever.
#7
"Carmel and the banhammers" ??
Free at last! Free at last! God Almighty FREE AT LAST!
I Pan-Tallica
#9
"LOL WUT? Here comes Pedobear!"
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

April 19th, 2011: The Night of the Boob

#10
I cum Blood
inside of a lolwut pear
and make funny jokes
about that dude mcnair

fuckadiddy
fuckadoo
fuckalizing
fuckaloo

I hate n00bs
I eat them with soup
and then shove them back out
in a pile of poop... gah, that line sucks. oh well, so does the song.

*ahem*
continuing on!

I like the pit
the pit is good
I visit the pit
because I should


FFFFFFUUUUUUU
FASTER TOM
RUN
RUSSEL
WHAT THE FFFFFUUUUUU-



axl rose
Last edited by GrungeJunkie at Jul 22, 2009,
#11
^^ i lol'd hard
Quote by imdeth
You're like internet Jesus!

This signature feels so empty now.
#15
Quote by crazy8rgood
"Opinions, opinions, watcha gonna do?

**** you"

And this is why I never get asked to write lyrics for anything, ever.



Quote by Astorga
"Carmel and the banhammers" ??



Quote by GrungeJunkie
I cum Blood
inside of a lolwut pear
and make funny jokes
about that dude mcnair

fuckadiddy
fuckadoo
fuckalizing
fuckaloo

I hate n00bs
I eat them with soup
and then shove them back out
in a pile of poop... gah, that line sucks. oh well, so does the song.

*ahem*
continuing on!

I like the pit
the pit is good
I visit the pit
because I should


FFFFFFUUUUUUU
FASTER TOM
RUN
RUSSEL
WHAT THE FFFFFUUUUUU-


axl rose


first prototype

Opinions, opinions,
watcha gonna do?
I make funny jokes
about guitars and you

fuckadiddy
fuckadoo
fuckalizing
fuck a mother fucking do

I hate n00bs
and so do all us dudes
I eat them with soup
shove them in and then back out

Trolls annoy us all
most of all Carmel
in with the banhammer she comes
to get them all

fuckadiddy
fuckadoo
fuckalizing
fuck a mother fucking do

*insert guitar solo here

so I heard you leik mudkips
well brang me one now
We all love our memes
in this filthy place... gah, that line sucks. oh well, so does the song.

*short solo

I like the pit
the pit is good
I visit the pit
because I should

rape fap repeat
that is all we do
it is very fun
for me and you

*insane solo for three minues
*begin to break it down

*screams at top of lungs

FASTER TOM
RUN

*guitar sequel

RUSSEL
WHAT THE FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-


lolwut
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
Last edited by RazorTheAwesome at Jul 23, 2009,
#16
I liek it.

that should totally be spoken at the end, like studio banter on one of the tracks that got caught on tape
#17
criticism for the song is welcome, as well as other ideas
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#18
Quote by crazy8rgood
I liek it.

that should totally be spoken at the end, like studio banter on one of the tracks that got caught on tape


"liek llamas"
Last edited by GrungeJunkie at Jul 23, 2009,
#19
Quote by GrungeJunkie
"liek llamas"

YES

Razor, it should have a kiddish voice saying "I liek it, liek llamas" at the end.

'twould be epic.
#20
Quote by crazy8rgood
YES

Razor, it should have a kiddish voice saying "I liek it, liek llamas" at the end.

'twould be epic.


sure, but this is for a book, so I won't write the actual song.

If you guys want to go ahead
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#21
Quote by RazorTheAwesome
sure, but this is for a book, so I won't write the actual song.

If you guys want to go ahead


YES

somebody who can do guitar squeals and awesome solos


no first act...
#22
Quote by GrungeJunkie
YES

somebody who can do guitar squeals and awesome solos


no first act...


let me get a computer mike and I'll do vocals
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#24
Quote by GrungeJunkie
YES

somebody who can do guitar squeals and awesome solos


no first act...

Yes first act... Playing smoke on the water on the low E string to open the song, then it DJ scratches into the real song.
#25
Quote by batman187
Meh, not a fan.


any ideas for constructive criticism then
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#26
Rentin the prestige with the roommates
Eating some chips and fruitcakes
Blueballs and the movie starts to drag,
Pull out the porno tape, circle jerk like f.ags
Quote by xMetalGodx
I'm not quite sure if you were trying to be funny or if you have a learning disability, either way, I was not amused.

He is not amused.
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#27
Quote by Dwight Schrute
Rentin the prestige with the roommates
Eating some chips and fruitcakes
Blueballs and the movie starts to drag,
Pull out the porno tape, circle jerk like f.ags

and this, put this in.
#28
Quote by GrungeJunkie
and this, put this in.


sure, let me find a place for it
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#29
This is ****ing epic...

As of right now, i have nothing...but give me a bit...i'll contribute...


i swear
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