#2
Everyday
Quote by herby190
Every thread I've seen you in has been a complete success. Yay you!

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i'm voting for GNiCk89. i just like how he speaks TO me, not AT me.

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Yea, Sublime is a great band. You have an Underoath icon, so I think your opinion doesn't matter.
#5
Quote by Gargantuan
We were called to the stage, we set up our gear and played a great show


Damn that sucks.
#7
yes.
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You had to put a penis option.......

The results are now nulled due to this being the pit.... The home of penis watch wearers.


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Rust in peace invented food
he sure is one legit dude
don't let it get to your head

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#8
Quote by Capt_Clarkson
Dimebag had a worse one



awww that was low...


but on topic, i might have one like that saturday night
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#9
Quote by Capt_Clarkson
Dimebag had a worse one

WIN!
Your mother likes it ruff, Trebeck.
#10
Quote by Capt_Clarkson
Dimebag had a worse one




I lol'd so hard!

Well played, Mr. Capt_Clarkson, well played.


And soon you will be flamed by the Dimebag lovers.
#11
Quote by Capt_Clarkson
Dimebag had a worse one

Ha that was the funny
Quote by herby190
Every thread I've seen you in has been a complete success. Yay you!

Quote by theking182
i'm voting for GNiCk89. i just like how he speaks TO me, not AT me.

Quote by \m/Angus\m/
Yea, Sublime is a great band. You have an Underoath icon, so I think your opinion doesn't matter.
#12
well it wasnt really MY gig, but i was involved.

so anyway, here I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop

Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace,

but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes.

Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show

so anyway, yeah, nothing special.
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#13
Quote by LegsOnEarth

Get told we have only a 10 minute set
Play pure noise for 10 minutes


Gee, that's professional.
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#14
Quote by ihavenoname93
well it wasnt really MY gig, but i was involved.

so anyway, here I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop

Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace,

but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes.

Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show

so anyway, yeah, nothing special.



fail
#15
Quote by ihavenoname93
well it wasnt really MY gig, but i was involved.

so anyway, here I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop

Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace,

but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes.

Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show

so anyway, yeah, nothing special.

Erm, fail?
#16
Quote by Capt_Clarkson
Dimebag had a worse one


Uncalled for.


I would like to see your face when one of your parents die and some tool comes in and says "so... >.>... whos the bitch in the coffin?"
#17
Quote by Capt_Clarkson
Dimebag had a worse one

lmfao. thats great.
#18
Quote by you = fail
WIN!



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I lol'd so hard!

Well played, Mr. Capt_Clarkson, well played.

And soon you will be flamed by the Dimebag lovers.

I may have to sig that

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lmfao. thats great.

Last edited by Capt_Clarkson at Jul 23, 2009,
#19
Quote by futsalman
fail



oh well. i tried
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#20
I told some guy in a pub once last year that I did a little reggae DJing and he rushed to get me to DJ at his sons birthday, so I show up at this village hall with my mate and his van to transport the sound system when we find out that this guys son isn't a teenaged reggae fan like we were expecting but actually a four year old. So I call over the guy who was hiring us and ask him if he knows what kind of music we play and he says that he was expecting all the kids disco classics... Not the blend of roots, dub and dancehall we were thinking he wanted. So I explained to him that we I wasn't that kind of DJ and that I had told him what kind of music I do at the pub that day and he still threw a fit. So we left the kids party without a DJ and without our pay...
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#21
Quote by ihavenoname93
well it wasnt really MY gig, but i was involved.

so anyway, here I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop

Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace,

but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes.

Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show

so anyway, yeah, nothing special.


Yeah, your joke was garbage.
#22
Quote by ihavenoname93
well it wasnt really MY gig, but i was involved.

so anyway, here I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop

Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace,

but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes.

Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show

so anyway, yeah, nothing special.


Wayne's World 2. Cookie plz.

Also, now you have to post the same thing at the end of the thread too.
#24
Quote by herman ri2
Uncalled for.


I would like to see your face when one of your parents die and some tool comes in and says "so... >.>... whos the bitch in the coffin?"

yes because thats completely relatable
#25
Quote by herman ri2
Yeah, your joke was garbage.



yeah i know, im a tad sleep deprived, and some part of my mind thought it might be funny.

but oh well, keep facepalming me if it pleases
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#26
Quote by Capt_Clarkson
yes because thats completely relatable



Lol I told ya. And that's one of many, my friend. But remember, you did it for the lulz... and it was worth it...
#27
Quote by RIPKurt67-94
Lol I told ya. And that's one of many, my friend. But remember, you did it for the lulz... and it was worth it...

haha it seems you saw this coming
and yes it was for the lulz, it was nothing personal Dime-fans
#29
Quote by ihavenoname93
oh well. i tried

No, man. It was cool.
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