#1
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Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird

Chuck Norris Doesn't Wear a Condom because, there is no protection from Chuck Norris.
#3
Pretty sure this thread has been done before dude
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#8
chuck norris cant use google
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#9
Someone once told Chuck Norris to use the searchbar. Chuck roundhouse kicked the searchbar through this person's eyes so hard that they now live in hiding, scared to start a conversation in case it's already been done.

What I'm getting at is that you're not Chuck Norris, TS.
#10
Chuck Norris knows when to stop posting Chuck Norris jokes.
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#11
i love these jokes
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#14
There is no CTRL-button on Chuck Norris' computer: He is always in control!
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#15
Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse kick Billy Mays in the face but before he even lifted his foot from the ground he was already on his first of 3 easy payments.
#17
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Post The Funniest One You've heard.


Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird

Chuck Norris Doesn't Wear a Condom because, there is no protection from Chuck Norris.


Everytime u masterbate, chuck norris punches a mexican baby in the face

When God said "Let There Be Light" Chuck Norris flipped the switch