#1
Exhibit A:

My recent aim conversation with some girl I sort of know:

FLMLynx (12:40:36 AM): people get killed all the time
FLMLynx (12:40:42 AM): that douchebag isnt special.
XxLizziRosexX (12:40:49 AM): i knw ive killed b4
XxLizziRosexX (12:40:57 AM): wit muh squad
FLMLynx (12:41:10 AM): the smokey bears lmao?
XxLizziRosexX (12:41:25 AM): hell ****in no
XxLizziRosexX (12:41:57 AM): i roll wit niggaz out in ronkonkama nigga i roll wit tha bloodz so wats gud
FLMLynx (12:43:07 AM): no offence, but every single ****ing 'gangster' is an absolute punk, and if they were all gutted and fed to the pigs, the world would be a much better place.
FLMLynx (12:43:55 AM): what do you gain from rolling with a gang? safety? bull****. respect? bull****.
XxLizziRosexX (12:45:04 AM): exscuse u bt nigga u dnt even knw meh lyk tht to say tht **** u dnt knw wut i do nd u dnt knw wut a betta place iz nd its much mure than jus respect nd safety cuz i dnt giva **** hu around nigga u neva safe
FLMLynx (12:47:26 AM): Ok, first off, I'm not black, you're not black, shut the **** up. Secondly, I don't respect you because you hang out with a bunch of ****heads with baggy shorts and doo-rags. You morons are all talk. No, you're never "safe", but I'm alot safer than some dip**** who thinks they're all that because they're running with a bunch of punks who think they're a gang.


She's 15. And a drug addict.

Why is it that kids these days think it's cool to be "gangster"?
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#3
they have a name... it's wanksta
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Probably from india. Most bad things come from there.
#6
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Get over it.


Creative. Really, creative.
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#7
Introduce her to your posse and start pimpin her on the streets..there is money to be made, bro.
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I'm not quite sure if you were trying to be funny or if you have a learning disability, either way, I was not amused.

He is not amused.
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#9
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Creative. Really, creative.

There's nothing you can do about them, one whiney kid won't stop people from acting how they want to.
#10
cn i hve hr numba? U knw, hr digitz? She iz lyk wykd lytryt nd rtyculyt nd I ttly rizpct dat n a wymn

but in all seriousness, lol
#11
Don't be hating, im player creating.
Jump off a gun, across our nation.

I bump Radiohead, Chet Atkins, and 50 cent.
My skin is white, respect I don't get.

Don't hate my way of life TS.
#12
eh that's only some places dude, there are tons of kids all over the world with amazing talents, personalities and skills. Don't let a couple kids who fell in the wrong crowd ruin it for you.
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#13
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Why is it that kids these days think it's cool to be "gangster"?

Text or IM a few girls with this:

yo guh wen u gon lemme tap dat?


You can thank gangstas later.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#14
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There's nothing you can do about them, one whiney kid won't stop people from acting how they want to.


Whiney.

Mmk.
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#15
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She's 15. And a drug addict.

so what, I'm a 15 year old drug addict.
grok it.

SKREAM!

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#16
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Text or IM a few girls with this:

yo guh wen u gon lemme tap dat?


You can thank gangstas later.


+1
#17
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FLMLynx (12:40:36 AM): people get killed all the time
FLMLynx (12:40:42 AM): that douchebag isnt special.


so this is you? you seem intelligent
signed,
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#18
watch out, she's rolls wit tha bloodz so wats gud
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#19
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so this is you? you seem intelligent


She was talking about her gangster friend, who was in the bloods, who was murdered by a crip.
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#20
My favorite rapper of all time, Immortal Technique, would like to shed some light on the subject.

Quote by Immortal Techinque - Dance With The Devil
any mother****ing coward can sell drugs
Any bitch nigga with a gun can bust slugs
Any nigga with a red shirt can front like a blood
Even Puffy smoked a mother****er up in a club... you never killed a cop, you not a motha****in' thug yet...
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MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


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This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen


^^ Directed at me. E-peen wankery sigs ftw.

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#21
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Whiney.

Mmk.

Stop trying to interfere with everyone else's life; it'll only end bad for you.

Mmk.
#22
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Stop trying to interfere with everyone else's life; it'll only end bad for you.

Mmk.


As long as they don't interfere with mine, which they do.

Mmk.
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#24
I can't believe I almost forgot to ask...

Is she hot?

Try the "yo guh" line on her........

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#25
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As long as they don't interfere with mine, which they do.

Mmk.

Grow up and ignore it. If you get angry at every person who tries to bother you, you aren't going to go anywhere.

EDIT: Mmk.
#26
Quote by coryklok
Grow up and ignore it. If you get angry at every person who tries to bother you, you aren't going to go anywhere.

EDIT: Mmk.


Mmk.

Ninja-edit: Mmk.
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#28
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ITT: TS shows off his ignorance.


ITT: coryklok flexes his e-penis.
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#30
TS, you haven't answered the most important question...

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#32
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Stop it! You are all tearing this family apart!

*runs to room*

*walks into room*

*beats Jacob the me*

this is all your fault, I just want things to be the way things were before...

grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#33
I'm gonna have to agree with Wulphy. Can't stand the "gangsta" culture and the way people act.
#34
Because the media glorifies and pushes"gangsta" culture and idiotic suburbanite Whites adopt it. Voila, the birth of wiggers.
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#35
the life of a gangster is romantic. it think thats why everyone thinks its cool.

we've always romanticized criminals as a society. from pirates to al capone to biggie smalls. we're jaded by the artistic romanticism that permeates music, literature, and film in regards to portraying criminals.
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