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#1
*Ignore the obviously suggestive and politcally incorrect title, it was only to get your attention and mirror your likely first responses, so lets get that over with*


I know this likely sounds very weird but I have a *liking* for my mom, but not in a sexual way, but more of the way I can be sometimes enamored of cute or fuzzy animals or certain voices both male and female alike without getting aroused. Whenever I see my thin frame beside hers there is a certain comfortableness or familiarity.

I don't care if you all think i'm a freak, it's all relative. (no pun intended).


anyone who wants to relate is welcome (again no pun intended)
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
Last edited by Laces Out Danny at Jul 24, 2009,
#5
Nudes or GTFO
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#6
Quote by Laces Out Danny
*Ignore the obviously suggestive and politcally incorrect title, it was only to get your attention and mirror your likely first responses, so lets get that over with*


I know this likely sounds very weird but I have a *liking* for my mom, but not in a sexual way, but more of the way I can be sometimes enamored of cute or fuzzy animals or certain voices both male and female alike without getting aroused. Whenever I see my thin frame beside hers there is a certain comfortableness or familiarity.

I don't care if you all think i'm a freak, it's all relative. (no pun intended).


anyone who wants to relate is welcome (again no pun intended)



*wonders what TS is trying to start in the Pit
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#7
So why did you want to share your sexual feelings for your mother with us ?
#11
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I like my mum too. What's so fucked up about that?


nothing ^^
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#13
tell me more about your mum


no

pls dont
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#15
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#16
It's called platonic love. You'd think that it would be a normal occurrence especially between a mother and child but people always like to stick love and sex into one big category so as soon as you say you love your mother people shout Oedipus complex.
#19
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Is your name Stacy?


who is Stacy?
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#21
Lol, you're literally a mother****er. Never thought I'd get to say that.
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#22
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who is Stacy?


"Stacy's mum has got it goin' on" etc.

I'm guessing that's the joke. Lulz did not ensue.
#23
Quote by Laces Out Danny
who is Stacy?

Stacy's mom has got it going on
she's all that I want and I've waited so long
Stacy can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but
I'm in love with Stacy's mom


I haven't heard that song in years and still remember it, damn catchy.
#24
.............................milf?
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#25
I've never heard of that song before.

edit: now I have. It sounds pretty Click-fiveish. I would've liked it a lot a few years ago.
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
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#27
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I've never heard of that song before.


sorry for double post but this is more confusing than the topic. How have you not heard it?? Where we you living??
#29
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sorry for double post but this is more confusing than the topic. How have you not heard it?? Where we you living??


Too busy loving his mother to notice?
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sorry for double post but this is more confusing than the topic. How have you not heard it?? Where we you living??


in the Philippines
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#33
Troll much?
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#37
^^ LOL

Looks like my old Science teacher but with hair

EDIT: reply was to jonnowev's post
Last edited by slash_GNR666 at Jul 24, 2009,
#40
dear god i almost went blind from seeing that pic.
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