...yeah, got nothing to do today until about 5 when i'm heading off to a gig. So, to fill the void, I thought i'd make a lulz thread...

What is the wrongest, most bizzare and hillarious thing that you have fapped over/fantasized about?

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Your mother.

This... along with your relatives and all their pets...
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A fake nude of Hayley Williams

Hey, it was pretty convincing. Shuddup.
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A fake nude of Hayley Williams

Hey, it was pretty convincing. Shuddup.

I think you mean TS's mother.
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I think you mean TS's mother.

No, no... that would be Laces Out Danny
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that brush seriously looks like BRUSH. O_o
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No, no... that would be Laces Out Danny

Yeah, I can't help feeling there's a link between these two threads.
I was really hoping at least 3 people said "Your mother" in the last 3 posts....could have dont my first C-C-Comb Breaker!
*Insert same joke everyone else made regarding fapping to the TS's mother*
I know now what I knew then, but I didn't know then what I know now
To TS's mother's child!
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Surprise, surprise, they wouldn't wanna watch
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