#1
...yeah, got nothing to do today until about 5 when i'm heading off to a gig. So, to fill the void, I thought i'd make a lulz thread...

What is the wrongest, most bizzare and hillarious thing that you have fapped over/fantasized about?

Go!
#4
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Haggard13 i are impressed
#8
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Your mother.


This... along with your relatives and all their pets...
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#11
YOUR ON A MOULD?

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#13
A fake nude of Hayley Williams

Hey, it was pretty convincing. Shuddup.
#15
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A fake nude of Hayley Williams

Hey, it was pretty convincing. Shuddup.


I think you mean TS's mother.
#16
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I think you mean TS's mother.


No, no... that would be Laces Out Danny
#17
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YOUR ON A MOULD?



that brush seriously looks like BRUSH. O_o
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#18
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No, no... that would be Laces Out Danny


Yeah, I can't help feeling there's a link between these two threads.
#20
I was really hoping at least 3 people said "Your mother" in the last 3 posts....could have dont my first C-C-Comb Breaker!
#21
*Insert same joke everyone else made regarding fapping to the TS's mother*
I know now what I knew then, but I didn't know then what I know now
#26
My comb has about ten teeth left, it's actually useless for combing my hair.