#1
Well i wanna learn to read body language partly because i want to be like dr. House .

Can the Pit recommend me some books or website from which to learn how to interpret all kinds of gestures and stuff.
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#2
lesson one



EDIT: but seriously, what exactly do you mean? like how to read people's emotions based on their gestures and posture?
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#4
Eye contact + Smile = Good.

lolduh.
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You ****ing what?
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#8
dude, just reach out and grab the boobies, takes too long to interperet shut

that is what women like... right?
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Translation: Well I wanna learn to read body language partly because I want to be like Dr. House.

I got nothing on the rest.

EDIT: It's the OP.
#12
If people look angry at you they're pissed off.
Or with girls, if they say "stop it" while smiling if you're teasing them, they actually mean "Go on, I like the attention".
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#13
I have a website for you: CLICK ME!
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#17
shoulders pointing away from you durin convo means that person doesnt want to talk to you

hunched posture - doesnt want to draw attention to themselves
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#19
......because you want to be like House.......?.............?

im pretty sure you dont want to be exactly like House.

if you really do, then all you have to do is a lifetime of pure misery and hate towards life combined with decades of addiction to Vicodin.
#21
I know a little bit about this, usually when i'm drunk i think i know everything about it, but i mean its good to look up on it, it goes hand in hand with tone of voice, facial expression, the persons natural temprament, what sort of relationship they have with you or the person they are speaking to. I can't remember exactly where i found this stuff, i have a friend who knows about it and i also looked at various websites, the points made the most on them were the ones i took on board.
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#22
unless your autistic you should be able to do that naturally anyway.
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unless your autistic you should be able to do that naturally anyway.


Well there are the obvious ones (smile means happy, frown means bad, etc) and then there are the not so obvious ones like the posture, open legs or crossed legs, folded arms, all that kind of thing.
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#27
my old drum teacher was like really good at stuff like that but i think like you either have it or you dont

i think he picked it up from like drama school and **** like that. if u go to like a drama school im pretty sure u could pick it up from there
#28
If they fidget, and avoid eye contact, they're uncomfortable.

If they smile and make eye contact, they're comfortable.

That's pretty much all you need to know.
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#29
House isnt real, his powers do not exist
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