#1
I GOT LOVE BITES.

anyone got any tips/advice on how to get rid of them? Or do I just have to wait.

Kinda looks like I have a vagina on my neck
#2
Showoff... they dont last long anyway
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Cool story brahh.
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Kinda looks like I have a vagina on my neck


wat!

have you seen a vagina before?
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The only way to deal with them is to wait them out.
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#7
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wat!

have you seen a vagina before?

Vagina's look like battle wounds.

and Love bites are battle wounds, bingo bango.

wear a turtle neck
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Vagina's look like battle wounds.

and Love bites are battle wounds, bingo bango.

wear a turtle neck


battlewounds huh?

thats why i always get hard when i watch platoon.... so im not gay for charlie sheen.. nice
#12
lol.
i think i have a product to help.

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#13
Don't wear a turtleneck unless you want to look like a complete tool... Perhaps a shirt with a collar instead?
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#14
hmm. how could this problem have been avoided...hmmm. oh yeah.
THINK OF WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN BEFORE DOING IT DUMBASS.

and as for the advice. you should burn them off..
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hmm. how could this problem have been avoided...hmmm. oh yeah.
THINK OF WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN BEFORE DOING IT DUMBASS.

and as for the advice. you should burn them off..



I DIDN'T GIVE MYSELF A LOVE BITE DUMBASS.
#17
LOL at the TS showing off.

Also:

The only way is to cut them out with a razor blade, they last forever otherwise.
#18
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battlewounds huh?

thats why i always get hard when i watch platoon.... so im not gay for charlie sheen.. nice

Thats just Charlie Sheen, it happens to the best of us
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I DIDN'T GIVE MYSELF A LOVE BITE DUMBASS.



No Fucking shit.
but you obviously didnt think it through with
whoever did.
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#21
walk around with your **** out

it won't get rid of the love bites on your neck but who cares 'cos people won't be paying any attention to them if you do this.
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#23
Try apply some foundation make-up to that.

You might say it's a sissy move, but if it hides it you'll thank me.
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#24
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No Fucking shit.
but you obviously didnt think it through with
whoever did.


that's like refusing sex with your girlfriend.

ts: NO DON'T KISS ME THERE I MIGHT GET A LOVE BITE AND ILL BE FCKED FOR LIFE BECAUSE THE CONSEQUNCES ARE HORRIBLE!
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that's like refusing sex with your girlfriend.

ts: NO DON'T KISS ME THERE I MIGHT GET A LOVE BITE AND ILL BE FCKED FOR LIFE BECAUSE THE CONSEQUNCES ARE HORRIBLE!


love bites = aids


rite?

thats how it work?
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#26
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that's like refusing sex with your girlfriend.

ts: NO DON'T KISS ME THERE I MIGHT GET A LOVE BITE AND ILL BE FCKED FOR LIFE BECAUSE THE CONSEQUNCES ARE HORRIBLE!


Except you can be kissed on the neck. A lovebite happens when you BITE.
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tigerbalm increases the blood flow and makes the bruising clear up quicker
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#29
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Except you can be kissed on the neck. A lovebite happens when you BITE.


ya no duh it has bite in the name...
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#31
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ya no duh it has bite in the name...


But he's basically saying

"Well he can't never get kissed on the neck in case he gets a lovebite"

Which you know, you could just tell her not to bite you and just kiss you?
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this is why you dont cuddle after sex
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#33
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tigerbalm increases the blood flow and makes the bruising clear up quicker

I dunno if this actually works for "lovebites" (they're called "hickeys" where i'm from), but Tigerbalm is THE ****.

Anyways, you could wear a hooded sweatshirt with the hood up.

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Try apply some foundation make-up to that.

You might say it's a sissy move, but if it hides it you'll thank me.

This also works. My friend did it, it's pretty tough to tell theres any makeup there.
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#35
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that's like refusing sex with your girlfriend.

ts: NO DON'T KISS ME THERE I MIGHT GET A LOVE BITE AND ILL BE FCKED FOR LIFE BECAUSE THE CONSEQUNCES ARE HORRIBLE!


you dont get a love bite from kissing. you get a love bite from BITING.
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#38
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(they're called "hickeys" where i'm from)
Same here. I was like "what the hell is a love bite?" and then I figured it out and felt kind of stupid.
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#39
Ice it. it's just a bruise.
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