#1
So I pulled a girl a few weekends ago, but unfortunately I didn't seal deal. So I added her on facebook, hoping that she'd have some skin on show in her photos that I could knock one out over(PRO TIP). Just today she's got back to me pretending not to know who I am but she knows, anyways I'm looking for some hilarious replies to her message...

"Hmmm...I'm not sure I know you. Are you sure I'm the Ms. X you're after? Anyway, humble apologies if I know you and have forgotten. Please let me know - my curiousity is piqued!"

Anyone got better than 'I'm the one who was jabbing you with a boner all night'?
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#5
You should probably just call her a stuck-up slut for forgetting the guys she gets with.
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#7
"im the guy who couldn't seal the deal"

"i'm the guy who's gonna kill you if we don't screw now"
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eh.. how about, you're an idiot?

.. the funny thing is that I read your sig a few weeks ago, and your pit appearances haven't diminished at all during that time!
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#12
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#13
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.. the funny thing is that I read your sig a few weeks ago, and your pit appearances haven't diminished at all during that time!

yes they have!!!


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Take it easy, I would never actually say something upsetting to her
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