#1
Pretty simple really, just fill in your personal wanking records, I'm sure you guys have done better than me.

age started fapping: 12

most faps in an hour: 3

most faps in a day: 6

average faps in a week: 10

longest time spent without fapping (excluding before your first fap): 8 days


...GO!
#4
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This thread is just disgusting



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#6
why not? I find it funny

age started fapping: 11

most faps in an hour: 6

most faps in a day: 12

average faps in a week: 35

longest time spent without fapping (excluding before your first fap): .5 days
#7
Quote by Rupert1616
Pretty simple really, just fill in your personal wanking records, I'm sure you guys have done better than me.

age started fapping: 12

most faps in an hour: 3

most faps in a day: 6

average faps in a week: 10

longest time spent without fapping (excluding before your first fap): 8 days


...GO!


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#8
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This thread is just disgusting


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#9
age started fapping: 11

most faps in an hour: 5 i was like 12

most faps in a day: 14

average faps in a week: 7-14

longest time spent without fapping (excluding before your first fap): weeks


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#11
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This thread is just disgusting

and worthless.

It is the pit though. And the thread starter is probably 12 and just discovered how to masturbate like a month ago.
#13
people here are acting like fapping is something disgusting, and I bet everyone who has posted in this thread has at one point posted "fap" as an answer to a question.
#14
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I bet everyone who has posted in this thread has at one point posted "fap" as an answer to a question.

ha no
#15
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why not? I find it funny

age started fapping: 11

most faps in an hour: 6

most faps in a day: 12

average faps in a week: 35

longest time spent without fapping (excluding before your first fap): .5 days


every ten minutes? no way! that would hurt lol, unless you used some sort of soothing cream.
well i wont get into details, but i have gone 2 weeks fapless

Edit: most of the 'ew no' posts are newer members, not familiar with how the pit rolls. all fap and pokemon.

Edit2: /\/\(*o*)/\/\ obviously your first time in the pit, adapt and fap or GTFO.
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#16
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people here are acting like fapping is something disgusting, and I bet everyone who has posted in this thread has at one point posted "fap" as an answer to a question.

Well it is disgusting when you go into detail like this. And no I haven't posted fap as an answer because I'm not immature.
#17
age started fapping: 11

most faps in an hour: 2

most faps in a day: 9

average faps in a week: 5 to 14

longest time spent without fapping (excluding before your first fap): 2 weeks
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#18
Quote by CoreysMonster
people here are acting like fapping is something disgusting, and I bet everyone who has posted in this thread has at one point posted "fap" as an answer to a question.

agreed. we have a thread about a dude who wants to lay his mom for fucks sake, i fail to see how this is more disgusting.

Pit, you dissapoint me.

EDIT: well, some of you anyways.
Last edited by Rupert1616 at Jul 24, 2009,
#19
Age started fapping: 13

Most faps in an hour: 3

Most faps in a day: 14

Average faps in a week: 14

Longest time spent without fapping (excluding before your first fap): 9 months

Edit: I included me finishing myself off during sex in the last one, without is 8 years now.
Last edited by Grindar at Jul 24, 2009,
#20
I don't mean to sound offensive...(well maybe a little bit)

But with the whole 2 week no fapping record..

Haven't you had girlfiriends??
#21
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Well it is disgusting when you go into detail like this. And no I haven't posted fap as an answer because I'm not immature.

well GTFO the pit then.
#22
age started fapping: In the womb.

most faps in an hour: 1000

most faps in a day: 100,000

average faps in a week: 500,000,000

longest time spent without fapping (excluding before your first fap): 2 seconds
#24
This thread is sexist to girls.
Excluding them like this. Tut tut.
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#30
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I don't mean to sound offensive...(well maybe a little bit)

But with the whole 2 week no fapping record..

Haven't you had girlfiriends??


I still fap when im in a relationship lol, less frequently perhaps but i dont stop altogether.
#31
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I don't mean to sound offensive...(well maybe a little bit)

But with the whole 2 week no fapping record..

Haven't you had girlfiriends??



They're called 'vacation'.. it is a period of time when you are away from home, with parents by your side 24/7.
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#33
age started fapping: Memory Error, some point near the PSP release IIRC, so 14? Being 18 right now.

most faps in an hour: OVER 9000

most faps in a day: OVER 9000

average faps in a week: OVER 9000

longest time spent without fapping (excluding before your first fap): OVER 9000 days
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#34
Yeah, in my latest relationship, I didn't fap for like, 2 or 3 weeks, and when I finally fapped again....

Let's just say I was reborn.
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#35
age started fapping: 14.. I think, late starter..

most faps in an hour: 2

most faps in a day: 3

average faps in a week: 4/5

longest time spent without fapping (excluding before your first fap): 14 days- when I went on holiday..
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#36
Okay if u actually put ur records up here ur pathetic
and to quote Antis0cial seriously u guys must not have any girlfriends

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#37
age started fapping: 13

most faps in an hour: 1

most faps in a day: 2-3

average faps in a week: 0-1

longest time spent without fapping (excluding before your first fap): a few months
#38
age started fapping: 14

most faps in an hour: 1

most faps in a day: 2

average faps in a week: 5 or 6 maybe

longest time spent without fapping (excluding before your first fap): 2 months
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#39
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age started fapping: 14.. I think, late starter..

most faps in an hour: 2

most faps in a day: 3

average faps in a week: 4/5

longest time spent without fapping (excluding before your first fap): 14 days- when I went on holiday..


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