#1
I was shocked to find several newer UGers describing 'fap' as disgusting. I think it's important to educate people about certain words and their uses so as to better understand them.

Fap; verb: To fap. Masturbation, named from the sound of masturbating.

To be used: As an answer to any problem.

Eg1: Q-My girlfriend is going away for the weekend, what should I do?

A-fap.

Eg2: Q-I dunno what to do about an exam, I havent studied at all?? Any tips???

A-fap.



Please contribute! (in retrospect i agree it would be good if it were only Ug invented words, but then it would be like 2 words long. we're hardly orginal)


xiaoix

"Fail": (v) To make a mistake.
ex: This toast is completely black. You fail at cooking.

(adj) Unsuccessful, embarrassing
ex: The night I tried anal sex was complete fail.

flame843

"UG FTW"; interjection; posted on youtube videos en masse for no particular reason. indicates that the pit secretly wishes it was 4chan but is actually not even as funny.

e.g., "UG FTW!!! over 9000 LOL I AM FUNY LOOK AT ME"

flame843/buddyboombots (edited)

"4chan"; the source of 90% of UG memes and jokes.
Last edited by stephen_rettie at Jul 24, 2009,
#4
Quote by Stupot1
fail

fap
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known.

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#5
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The Glossary of the Pit will only contain words from the internet that the Pit did not invent.


This. x1000000
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#6
it's retarded to bring it up at every possible moment, it is not funny or clever it is just repetitive crap
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#7
"UG FTW"; interjection; posted on youtube videos en masse for no particular reason. indicates that the pit secretly wishes it was 4chan but is actually not even as funny.

e.g., "UG FTW!!! over 9000 LOL I AM FUNY LOOK AT ME"

bottom line. the pit never comes up with anything. it just recycles dead 4chan memes that were never really funny in the first place.
#8
Damn, no one?

ill delete.


Edit: stupot can go **** himself though

Edit2: **** it! no, if its fail fine but I'll see it through to the end
Last edited by stephen_rettie at Jul 24, 2009,
#9
Quote by Stupot1
fail

(v) To make a mistake.
ex: This toast is completely black. You fail at cooking.

(adj) Unsuccessful, embarrassing
ex: The night I tried anal sex was complete fail.


Quote by flame843
"UG FTW"; interjection; posted on youtube videos en masse for no particular reason. indicates that the pit secretly wishes it was 4chan but is actually not even as funny.

Interjection 2: Shorthand for "I'm a douchebag."

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Last edited by Xiaoxi at Jul 24, 2009,
#10
I see potential.

edit: I will add as soon as I finish typing
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Hmm... seems the thread has been taken over by a swimming pool filled with sperm.

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#12
Quote by Xiaoxi
(v) To make a mistake.
ex: This toast is completely black. You fail at cooking.

(adj) Unsuccessful, embarrassing
ex: The night I tried anal sex was complete fail.



i can understand that xiaoxi (how do you pronounce that chow she?)
#13
Quote by Stupot1
fail

when a user starts a thread which is disapproved of by other users as it is it eitehr unsuitable or just not entertaining
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XD not bad

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#15
Quote by flame843
"UG FTW"; interjection; posted on youtube videos en masse for no particular reason. indicates that the pit secretly wishes it was 4chan but is actually not even as funny.

e.g., "UG FTW!!! over 9000 LOL I AM FUNY LOOK AT ME"

bottom line. the pit never comes up with anything. it just recycles dead 4chan memes that were never really funny in the first place.


4chan-Site for horny dudes to fap to pictures of other people's "girlfriends"
#16
Quote by metaldud536
The Glossary of the Pit will only contain words from the internet that the Pit did not invent.

Upon reading this post, my face turned into something similar to your avatar
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
Let me in for a minute, you're not my life but I want you in it


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Y siempre
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#18
Quote by flame843
also the site that invented/discovered almost everything ug has ever considered funny


You have to wonder, who goes to 4chan and then brings it to UG? WHY????
#19
Quote by Stupot1
i can understand that xiaoxi (how do you pronounce that chow she?)

shao she

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#23
Quote by flame843
lots of people. 4chan is basically exactly like the pit except with a lot less rules. it attracts the same sort of people, believe it or not.


Well both are for the losers, I truly hate /b/ though, I also don't like alott of the pit, but it does have its lulz and uses - such as the only computer thread and such.