devourthekitten
UG Monkey
Join date: Jul 2007
2,088 IQ
#1
THAT'S MY NAME!



I am so PUNX I used my dried mohawk hair gel as lube with a girl whose head I kept hitting with a 40oz for our "punx versus copz" role play.

How PUNX are YOU?


This is a game...
jthm_guitarist
"funny" but "unmemorable"
Join date: Apr 2006
1,474 IQ
#3
i'm so PUNX that I rode my bicycle down to the bowling alley and then listened to a band called Potato Famine and then got kicked out and then hit a shopping cart with my neighbor's axe and then threw the shopping cart down the hill and had an aspirin cookoff

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jthm_guitarist
Warned for trolling!


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Didn't you say that you had a stuffed fox that you would occasionally fuck?

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It's not a fox,it's a wolf.
funky_c
Registered User
Join date: Feb 2007
51 IQ
#4
I'm so PUNX that I'm not afraid to cry when my parent's tell me that I was adopted so that they could write me off as a tax credit and get insurance covered codeine when my wisdom teeth came out. I'm so PUNX that I throw temper tantrums in the shopping malls with my sister because nobody else has the ballzors to rebel against the fat-cat domestic oppression that's keeping victims like me down in stupid places like law-sckool when I could really be making it big exposing the truth about lizard people in parliment!
Funky c, Funky do
joshua029
Yeshua's soldier...
Join date: Mar 2006
412 IQ
#5
Punx + Thread title = wtf?
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axeslash
I got no learnin'
Join date: Jan 2006
3,485 IQ
#8
I tried the Zelda theme, and it isn't compatible with my version of Firefox.

How dare you!?
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
Lots O' FX
Ug's BallsOutDeathmeister
Join date: Jul 2009
320 IQ
#10
Im am so deeply immersed in the punk culture that I show distaste for the rules of mainstream society and commonly attempt to berate and mock members of the previously mentioned mainstream society.
charliezard!
Registered User
Join date: Sep 2008
1,337 IQ
#11
Quote by axeslash
I tried the Zelda theme, and it isn't compatible with my version of Firefox.

How dare you!?


Ha. You need 3.5.
Yeah, I'm pretty lame...
BR0KENHEARTED
Banned
Join date: Dec 2008
1,074 IQ
#14
I've never understood why people like Blink 182.

I'm so punx I have a shirt that says PUNX on the back. I kid you not.
RiotRiotUpstart
UG's jock punk
Join date: Feb 2008
256 IQ
#16
Quote by BR0KENHEARTED
I'm so punx I have a shirt that says PUNX on the back. I kid you not.


You're not alone.

I'm so punx that I'm drinking a 40 right now. Colt 45.

RizzoWashburn
Unregistered User
Join date: Mar 2007
283 IQ
#17
Quote by RiotRiotUpstart
You're not alone.

I'm so punx that I'm drinking a 40 right now. Colt 45.

Thats nothing, I'm so punx that I drink Colt 46
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Lots O' FX
Ug's BallsOutDeathmeister
Join date: Jul 2009
320 IQ
#18
Quote by RizzoWashburn
Thats nothing, I'm so punx that I drink Colt 46


HO

LY

SHIT
Mack56
mackabre
Join date: Apr 2003
1,077 IQ
#19
I'm so punx that after losing all of my local scene/friends to college/travel/death, i realized that the only reason i had gotten into punk was because me and my best friend didn't feel like being nerds anymore. This lead me to the realization that this entire time, i've been a poser.

yeah, i'm that punx.
RizzoWashburn
Unregistered User
Join date: Mar 2007
283 IQ
#20
Quote by Mack56
I'm so punx that after losing all of my local scene/friends to college/travel/death, i realized that the only reason i had gotten into punk was because me and my best friend didn't feel like being nerds anymore. This lead me to the realization that this entire time, i've been a poser.

yeah, i'm that punx.

....punx
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Burny SG Junior
DIY Telecaster
Keeley RAT 2
Marshall JCM 800 4104
yeahyeah
Better Get Hit In Yo Soul
Join date: May 2006
476 IQ
#21
Quote by Mack56
I'm so punx that after losing all of my local scene/friends to college/travel/death, i realized that the only reason i had gotten into punk was because me and my best friend didn't feel like being nerds anymore. This lead me to the realization that this entire time, i've been a poser.

yeah, i'm that punx.

Haha, have you seen SLC Punk?
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And the facade of heterosexualism in the punk and ska forum came crashing down like a fat girl falling off a balcony...
pinheadslts75
BrainDamage
Join date: Oct 2004
1,113 IQ
#22
Considering that that pretty accurately sums up the plot of the movie, I'd say yeah
BrianApocalypse
Prozac Junkie
Join date: May 2004
7,782 IQ
#23
Quote by pinheadslts75
I'm so punk I pwn p0seurs in my punxcopter


I'm so punx I have my own Hindenpunx blimp!

Also, I HATE breakfast cereal and metallers. And there's no way in hell I am ever going to be able to get a job.
skatinpunk
Registered User
Join date: Jul 2009
195 IQ
#24
Quote by BR0KENHEARTED
I'm so punx I sold out and people still think I'm punx.

.........really punxzzz
Lots O' FX
Ug's BallsOutDeathmeister
Join date: Jul 2009
320 IQ
#25
Quote by BR0KENHEARTED
I'm so punx I sold out and people still think I'm punx.


Holy **** it's Justin Sane!
werty22
Banned
Join date: Dec 2006
1,095 IQ
#27
i think Joe is a pretty cool guy. eh creates spam threads and doesn't afraid of anything.
Jett Diamond
DOG MAN DANDY
Join date: Jun 2007
969 IQ
#28
Quote by werty22
i think Joe is a pretty cool guy. eh creates spam threads and doesn't afraid of anything.

Werty, darling, won't you be a dear and pass me some of that rum?
DOWN&OUT
werty22
Banned
Join date: Dec 2006
1,095 IQ
#30
Quote by devourthekitten
I agree.

YOU SIGGED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

skatinpunk
Registered User
Join date: Jul 2009
195 IQ
#32
im so PUNX that i hopelessly go into hot topic only to find there are not a lot of good Punx t shirts or PUNX hanging out kicking back 40's
Framecode
Registered User
Join date: Sep 2008
10 IQ
#33
I'm so punx that I even have patches sewn onto my boxer shorts, witch needed patching up from deteriourating so much due to my punx power.
Blastiiid
Registered User
Join date: May 2007
79 IQ
#35
I'm so P0nx, I go skateboarding at the local park without pads! Most of the time I just stand around and smoke while listening to Jak's by the US Bombs.
BR0KENHEARTED
Banned
Join date: Dec 2008
1,074 IQ
#36
Quote by RockThe40oz
I'm so PUNX my dick is ribbed with pyramid studs


That just made me crack up hard for some reason.
sargasm
1977 and we are going mad
Join date: May 2003
1,817 IQ
#38
Tonight is my "closing threads that I was too drunk to figure out how to close last night" night

good stuff