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#1
Okay so I'm not sure if this has been done before, but basically the point of this thread is for you to post your original names for porn movies, based on popular films/TV shows.

Here are a few examples:

Ballsack Mountain (Brokeback Mountain)
Masturbate Commander (Master and Commander)
The Bare Bitch Project (The Blair Witch Project)
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#3
Third one already exists, I've seen it.
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#4
Dangerous Kokbang
Gibson Les Paul Traditional
Crate V33 212 Combo
DigiTech Whammy IV
Dunlop Crybaby
MXR Classic Distortion
Ibanez DE-7 Delay
Boss GE-7 Equalizer

#5
Knocked Up
Animal House
Hannah Montana: The Movie

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#6
Hairy Plopper - Harry Potter.

More to come later...

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Fender Aerodyne Telecaster & Stratocaster
Marshall JCM 800 4104 combo


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#8
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Skanks on a Plane

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#9
snow white and the seven dwarves - uncensored.
You're = You are
Your = Belongs to you

There = Not here
Their = Belongs to them
They're = They are
Thx.

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#10
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Skanks on a Plane


Rapes on a Crane.

Epiphone Les Paul Standard w/ SD Alnico Pro II's
Fender Aerodyne Telecaster & Stratocaster
Marshall JCM 800 4104 combo


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#11
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snow white and the seven dwarves - uncensored.


The kissing/necrophilia scene is a killer xD
#12
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#13
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Twhylight



The sequel, New Spoon
You're = You are
Your = Belongs to you

There = Not here
Their = Belongs to them
They're = They are
Thx.

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Good grammar is like sex. It feels good.
#14
I'm an unimaginative bastard, so I'm just going to list my number one favourite of all times porn parody title.

Edward Penishands.

I'd link the poster, as it's hilarious but it might be considered porn due to certain... parts showing


S t a i r s s r i a t S

#20
pornstars of the caribbean - yes it's not very creative.
fantastic foursome
star wars - the phantom penis
star wars - revenge of the slut
star wars - a new pope (not sure how it relates to porn..)
star wars - the empire gives head (i'm really not very good at this)
around the world with 80 *****s


i think i killed it.
You're = You are
Your = Belongs to you

There = Not here
Their = Belongs to them
They're = They are
Thx.

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Good grammar is like sex. It feels good.
#22
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star wars - a new pope (not sure how it relates to porn.


child porn maybe?
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#23
The Sperminator
Moby's Dick
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'How do you not know? You're a Zen master!' exclaimed the samurai.
'Yes, but not a dead one,' Hakuin answered.
#24
Charlie's Anals.
In Diana Jones And The Temple Of Poon.
Brokeback Mounting.
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#26
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Edward Penishands.


I googled and I loled.
TO = used for expressing motion or direction toward a point, person, place, or thing approached and reached, as opposed to from

TWO = the number 2

TOO = in addition; also; furthermore; to an excessive extent or degree
#27
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Too soon man

Too soon? I haven't even started the good jokes.

What are Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett expecting for Christmas?

Patrick Swayze.
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#30
The Curious Case Of Benjamin's Butthole.
Snatch. (lololololol)
Boner Almighty.
Harry Potter and The Gobbler Of Cocks.
King Dong.
Led Zeppelin - The Dong Remains The Same.

Etc.
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#31
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']Too soon? I haven't even started the good jokes.

What are Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett expecting for Christmas?

Patrick Swayze.
You're a horrible person.


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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


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Is like a truck
Berserker.
#32
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You're a horrible person.


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This man deserves my +1

+1

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Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


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#37
Quote by DieGarbageMan
'Porn movie titties'

its a spoof of this thread, but sexyer


*pays attention*
go on
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#38
Quote by tyler_j
In Diana Jones: The Temple of Poon....

however, i think that might actually exist



that is genious!

edit: Jesus Christ Pornstar
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#40
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Rump Friction

I imagine it to be about forced anal sex.

Sounds like my Friday night, eh?!

Also, I haven't seen you post in ages.

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.