Poll: Which Regular are you?
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View poll results: Which Regular are you?
Men Who Should've Read The Instructions
15 25%
Blokes Built Like A Brick ****house
1 2%
People Who Dream Of Chucking It All In
7 12%
The Manscapers
4 7%
Guys Who Peaked In High School
0 0%
Blokes Who've Done "The Phantom"
9 15%
Guardians Of The Mullet
4 7%
Blokes Punching Above Their Weight
4 7%
Men Who Wear Shorts All Year Round
2 3%
Men Who Won't Eat Quiche
13 22%
Voters: 59.
#1
Aussies should know this one

VB (Victoria Bitter) has an advert with "The Regulars", all I ask is for you to choose which of the above options you fit into most. The options:

  • Men Who Should've Read The Instructions: Caution To The Wind

    Forging blindly ahead into the unknown, you are the guys that shut their eyes and go windmill punching. It could be as simple as a bookcase or as time consuming as a bathroom renovation. Whatever it is, at one point or another you're going to try and rewire the fuse box.


  • Blokes Built Like A Brick Shithouse: Made From Brick

    You fall into two camps, Scale breakers and salad dodgers; those that feed on salad and those that ate all the pies. Both are equally good friends to have as back up, but not so good on an 8 hour flight to Phuket.


  • People Who Dream Of Chucking It All In: The Grass Is Greener

    It's the team building exercises, the constant snippy water cooler remarks, the toll of trying to meet those forecasted targets. It's too easy to get lost in thoughts of running a watter skiing business in Fiji or an avocado farm in QLD. Bring on that big lotto win. Bring it.


  • The Manscapers: Putting Razors In Dangerous Places

    Smooth to the touch and often liberally bathed in oil and scent, you young gentlemen put in tireless hours of work to achieve perfection. Hairs are either trimmed or moved completely, nails are buffed and you won't find a chapped lip amongst yourselves.


  • Guys Who Peaked In High School: Forgotten But Not Gone

    Your boyish good looks have evaporated and you're still clinging to that goal you kicked in '81 for the Under 16's. You were the envy of school, but fame is fleeting and the idea of sitting up in the back of class doesn't seem so clever now. Good blokes nonetheless, but those were the days.


  • Blokes Who've Done "The Phantom": I'm Just Going To The Bathroom...

    Blink and they're gone. The Houdini's of the house party, the ninjas of the night, with a sixth sense that tells them when enough is enough. Rarely suffer from the guilts the next morning and certainly never say 'goodbye'. Revered and detested.


  • Guardians Of The Mullet: Business At The Front, Party At The Back

    You don't succumb to whimsical trends that are here one day and gone the next. No, you fine young gentlemen stay exactly where you are, around the year 1978.


  • Blokes Punching Above Their Weight: He Who Dares, Wins

    Modern Miracles, a lot of people would like to know your secret. Are you funny? Are you loaded? Do you have big feet? Whatever it is, you've defied all logic and landed yourself a cracker of a girl. Hats off to you!


  • Men Who Wear Shorts All Year Round: Rain, Hail, Shine.

    The down pipes are out all year round, covered in a thick, downy, man-like fur. You don't lavish your legs with modern day comforts like trousers. No you prefer them to be visible all year round, something for the ladies.


  • Men Who Won't Eat Quiche: Strength and Resistance

    You are proud men, who would rather eat an off prawn than submit to quiche. Strong, unwavering beliefs usually passed down from your father, you are gentlemen of character and abstinance.


As for me, I'm part of the men who won't eat quiche. Poll coming.

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#2
I'm a manscaper.
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#3
I'm a serial killer.

DIEDIT: *votes for Phantom*
Last edited by DieGarbageMan at Jul 25, 2009,
#5
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Yeah, I don't really fit into any of these. What do I do?

Go and wash your vagina out.
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#6
I'm very very much a Bloke Punching Above my Weight
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#8
I...don't fit into any of those
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#9
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I'm very very much a Bloke Punching Above my Weight

You kidding me?

I've seen photos of you, you're fuckin beautiful.
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#10
I don't have strong beliefs passed down from my father, and I'm not particularly strong or abstinent, but I can't stand quiche.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#11
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You kidding me?

I've seen photos of you, you're fuckin beautiful.

, Thank you.
You should see my girlfriend. The theory was that someone was paying her.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#12
I probably fall in to a few of them, I voted men who won't eat quiche though, mainly because I hate quiche
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#13
I don't fit into any of those...

for being awesome.

Edit: I ate quiche today. It was delicious.
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#14
i should have read the instructions...
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#15
This ad annoys the hell out of me.
Namely because VB is worse than drinking my own urine.

But I voted for Guardian of the Mullet
#16
Quote by Ur all $h1t
, Thank you.
You should see my girlfriend. The theory was that someone was paying her.


I'm paying her


its all falling into place..


..hah...
#17
Quote by tyler_j
This ad annoys the hell out of me.
Namely because VB is worse than drinking my own urine.

But I voted for Guardian of the Mullet

Same, I stick to Coopers, but the advert makes me laugh. Especially the "Blokes who pulled a sickie to be here", and they all walk past covering their faces

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#18
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Same, I stick to Coopers, but the advert makes me laugh. Especially the "Blokes who pulled a sickie to be here", and they all walk past covering their faces



That IS pretty epic, haha

However, I don't understand the whole disapproval of quiche.
I love quiche.
#19
Quote by rabidguitarist
You kidding me?

I've seen photos of you, you're fuckin beautiful.

Maybe his girlfriend is insanely gorgeous?

I don't fit into any of those
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Call me Paul. I prefer that.
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#20
I don't fit any of them. FML
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#21
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This ad annoys the hell out of me.
Namely because VB is worse than drinking my own urine.

But I voted for Guardian of the Mullet

VB is fermented dingo piss

But they make great ads
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#22
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I don't fit any of them. FML

Just pick one of them m8

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#23
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Just pick one of them m8

ur no my mom stfu

I would've picked all of them, but I couldn't so I just chose the first.
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#24
Men Who Should've Read The Instructions

Yep, definitely. As soon as I read it, I knew it would be me.
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#25
don't really understand tbh.. but I voted for men who wear shorts year round..
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#26
hm, I don't really fit into any of those descriptions.

but I've never had quiche (never even heard anybody talk about it around hear), so I guess I'll vote for that.