#1
...is to somehow be able to eject awkwardness into any and all types of situations. My presence is sufficient enough to make a hall of eyes fall upon the floor in silence.

In other words, wtf is wrong with me?
#2
You're gay.
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#6
You're exactly like me. I incredibly awkward. I remember doing my African Doctor impression in front of an actual black dude without realising.

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#8
yeah my friend used to be like that. He was awful with the ladies. Just be chill, maybe watch a bit of 'Runs house' on MTV.
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#11
Quote by kenan6346
In other words, wtf is wrong with me?


You don't know the difference between the words eject and inject. Luckily for you this condition can be fully cured in a matter of seconds with the use of a standard dictionary.
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#12
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You don't know the difference between the words eject and inject. Luckily for you this condition can be fully cured in a matter of seconds with the use of a standard dictionary.


Oops.
#13
Quote by kenan6346
...is to somehow be able to eject awkwardness into any and all types of situations. My presence is sufficient enough to make a hall of eyes fall upon the floor in silence.

In other words, wtf is wrong with me?



some people are just socially awkward, like me..

don't worry dude you get used to it.....
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#14
Quote by kenan6346
...is to somehow be able to eject awkwardness into any and all types of situations. My presence is sufficient enough to make a hall of eyes fall upon the floor in silence.

In other words, wtf is wrong with me?

same thing for me. I find it extremly amusing, just like shooting cum from the window.
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