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#1
--this is not a relationship problem, no need to report--

Im not cyring or sad, I actually dont care that she broke up, but she did it via internet ಠ_ಠ
thats annoying me sooo much
She didnt even send me this message in a chat, she just left me a message.
shes not on right now, so she doesnt know that I have read it already.

we wanted to me today or tomorrow...

So pit do you know any epic messages that I can send her via text message?
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#4
Say "Good, then I told have to tell you that I slept with your mother".

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Say "Good, then I told have to tell you that I slept with your mother".

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#9
Propose via text, she might feel more guilty then.
Or say your had an STD, like a group text kinda thing.
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Someone call the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE!
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#12
something along the line of : lol
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#15
pretend u never saw it and hang all over her and force to tell u to ur face, and bitch her out....

answer following the trend of previous posts: rape....
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#17
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Just carry on as if you haven't read the message. That should force her to do it in person.

I thought about that
but I will fly to spain (mallorca) in 2 days, so there isnt actually a chance

maybe I could say that I lay in the hospital because I had an accident at work, or something like that

edit: also she has my first guitar and my stupid marshall mg amp at her home -_-
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#18
Visit her house as soon as possible and act like you didn't read the message. Tell her how much she means to you and how happy you are. Guilt trip that bitch.
#20
act like you didnt get the message, play dumb and guilt trip her until she hangs herself.

edit: just read imdeths post -_-
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#23
tell her you've been having an affair for almost 2 years
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#24
Tell her you've got a gift for her, to say thank you for the times shes helped you in the past. Then, when you meet up with her....


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#25
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Visit her house as soon as possible and act like you didn't read the message. Tell her how much she means to you and how happy you are. Guilt trip that bitch.


what imdeth said.
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#27
I thought this was a sequel to the thread where that guy caught his dad in his GF...


really, pretend you never got the message. Or dump her over text.
#28
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I thought this was a sequel to the thread where that guy caught his dad in his GF...


really, pretend you never got the message. Or dump her over text.


Link?
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#34
Just have a text conversation with her and act like you didn't get the message. And before she gets a chance to repeat herself, break up with her via text.
#35
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I thought about that
but I will fly to spain (mallorca) in 2 days, so there isnt actually a chance

maybe I could say that I lay in the hospital because I had an accident at work, or something like that

edit: also she has my first guitar and my stupid marshall mg amp at her home -_-


I heard that mallorca was the 17th bundesland. It seems that it is.

edit: maybe you could just leave her the amp, that would piss me off.
#37
wait he laeft this message on like facebook, one simple thing to do my friend


hit the thumbs up button
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#39
this might be a bit harsh but record the sound of a car crash then ring her sayin you're drivin to her house then play that recording into the phone
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