#1
Okay pit so my dad is going to do a speech for his rotary cub about increasing membership and for some reason, he wants to give it a title.

So I thought instead of googling possible titles, I'd go ask my ever trusty 'the pit' So lets start those oissible title's coming in

Thankz in advance
Last edited by Avery1 at Jul 25, 2009,
#5
"How to rape a woman and get away with it in 7 easy steps"
"It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the pope."


---Pope John XXIII
#6
'On the use of internet memes stolen from other forums to increase membership'

'Speech to the rotary club on the subject of increasing membership'
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#8
BEWBS 4 ALL

Now that I have your attention, please listen to my 4 hour speech on membership.

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#10
Quote by goest
WTF is a rotary club?


Is that your title? 'Cause i'd be curious, but you know, not enough to actually go.

EDIT: "Get your Rotor running"?
I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.
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~~ Thomas J. Grasso, d. March 20, 1995.


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Last edited by Skin the Sun at Jul 25, 2009,
#11
Quote by Skin the Sun
Is that your title? 'Cause i'd be curious, but you know, not enough to actually go.





But seriously...wtf is a rotary club?
#12
Quote by goest


But seriously...wtf is a rotary club?

I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.
Executed by injection, Oklahoma.
~~ Thomas J. Grasso, d. March 20, 1995.


Lyrics/Poetry

Fires Burning
#13
Quote by DieGarbageMan
''how to increase membership at popular rotary clubs in seven easy steps''


Step 1: Big-ass guns

Step 2: Big-ass beer selection

Step 3: Girls with big-ass boobies

Step 4: Forget the rest of the steps. Shoot stuff, go to the bar and get drunk, and put your face in those big-ass boobies.