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#1
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For me, I had a dream where this guy in a green jumpsuit stabbed me with a butcher knife...And I believe I had it twice...
Guitars:
-Gibson Les Paul Custom Shop Silverburst (Invader/'59)
-Fender Standard Telecaster HH Black (SH-5/'59)
-Fender Standard Stratocaster HH White (Nazgul/'59)
-Austin Guitars Les Paul Goldtop Copy (Distortion/'59)
-Ovation ApplauseAE44II Elite Black Acoustic


Amps/Cabs
-Peavey 6505+
-Peavey Stereo Chorus 2x12 Combo
-Behringer Ultracoustic ACX450 1x8 Acoustic Combo
-Marshall MX2x12 Cabinet


Wayyyyy too many effects pedals...
#5
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There was this girl, see...


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Got raped by Rosie O'Donnell.

perfect combination!
#8
I've had weirder that I can't remember, but the most recent was this.

I visited my friends apartment and brought over a Lionel Richie board game which we all sat down and played...

it was just a cardboard mat with his face on it and a couple of pink dice...
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James, a type of sandwich:

A sandwich that consists of ham, turkey, roast beef, shredded cheese, nacho cheese doritos, and ranch on a toasted bun.
"Hey man lets go get a couple James's for lunch"
#9
I had a dream my best friend was...nevermind
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#11
I had this one dream that i was in a arguement with a friend or family member, i forgot who but in this dream i was so angry i went into his room while he was gone and shot myself in the head with a shotgun just to make a mess of his room as revenge.
#12
evil neon colored donkeys invaded and took over new jersey... they took over my cousins house and made it into a mall...
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You had to put a penis option.......

The results are now nulled due to this being the pit.... The home of penis watch wearers.


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Rust in peace invented food
he sure is one legit dude
don't let it get to your head

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#13
Quote by ravioli123
I've had weirder that I can't remember, but the most recent was this.

I visited my friends apartment and brought over a Lionel Richie board game which we all sat down and played...

it was just a cardboard mat with his face on it and a couple of pink dice...


Guitars:
-Gibson Les Paul Custom Shop Silverburst (Invader/'59)
-Fender Standard Telecaster HH Black (SH-5/'59)
-Fender Standard Stratocaster HH White (Nazgul/'59)
-Austin Guitars Les Paul Goldtop Copy (Distortion/'59)
-Ovation ApplauseAE44II Elite Black Acoustic


Amps/Cabs
-Peavey 6505+
-Peavey Stereo Chorus 2x12 Combo
-Behringer Ultracoustic ACX450 1x8 Acoustic Combo
-Marshall MX2x12 Cabinet


Wayyyyy too many effects pedals...
#14
i had a second twin brother, a "triplet" if you will.. Only he was a zombie.... and wore my bart simpson jumper, i never wor it again after that dream. :'( i was my best jumpr.
Gear:

Gibson 2005 Les Paul Standard
Fender Road Worn Strat w/ Noiseless pickups
Marshall JCM 2000 401C
Marshall Vintage Modern 2266
Marshall 1960A cab (Dave Hill from Slade's old cab)
Ibanez TS9DX
EHX Little Big Muff
Freshman Acoustic
#15
i was at a friends house and there were a few of us watching the prestige...
Is your name Mike? Do you want to be everyone's friend? Do you look similar to lots of other people? If so click here

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Fucking win S&R!
#16
I always dream about Pikachu's.

edit: srsly, I don't dream. ever.
Last edited by Bloodstainedd at Jul 25, 2009,
#17
Something to do with it being Haloween and I went to Poundland with my dad.
There was 24 crates of Coca-Cola and whatnot and I wondered why they were only a pound, I picked up a crate, and then found that there was a dead cat underneath it that had been crushed by the crate, and there was a heap of 'em.
Then obviously because it was Haloween they came to life and they were piissseeedd zombie cats.
#18
I had a dream I was getting hunted down by all these people (including Marty Friedman and John C Reily) and Marty Friedman shot me in the leg and face so I pulled out a flamethrower and torched him and the couch he was sitting on. There was more but I cant remember
#19
i had this one dream where i kept asking people for directions but they ignored me, ate flowers and their faces exploded. weird.
#20
i was on a c-130 herculese and had to go mount a 25mm cannon on the wing while we were flying at like 500km n hour and i had nothing to be tied onto.. so i went out the window somehow and we were flying and i was just standing there like normal.. When all of a sudden i see were gunna fly through tree's so i duck.. but for some reason we went through them(like the old video games where you could go through trees and stuff).. then when i looked back at them i realized they were 2d and woke up
#21
just the other day i dreamed that i was walking home from somewhere and i saw a pepsi truck containing a new flavor of pepsi (blue flavor), and the truck had crashed and there was a stream of new blue flavor pepsi coming out of the side and i just walked up to it and started drinking it for like 8 hours.. best dream ever.
Quote by wonderflap
You had to put a penis option.......

The results are now nulled due to this being the pit.... The home of penis watch wearers.


Quote by TheChaz
Rust in peace invented food
he sure is one legit dude
don't let it get to your head

ಠ_ಠ
#22
I've got a couple...

So in one of them a few friends and I live in a small village at the base of a mountain, and on top of this mountain there was a GIANT snake. When I say GIANT snake I mean it wrapped around the mountain several times and was about 5-6 feet in diameter. My buddies and I decide the snake is a threat to the village, so we armed ourselves with swords and headed up the mountain. At this point we discover that the snake is only acting in a threatening manner because there is a squirrel eating a giant whole in the snake, about 3 feet deep and 3 feet across. We kill the squirrel and the snake becomes peaceful once more. We then find 3 red, 3 blue, and 3 green gems inside the snake which we somehow determine are magic mushrooms, so I eat three of them. Then we all headed down to a gas station which strangely was completely outdoors, by which i mean there was a concrete floor and gas pumps but no roof and the only wall was the one with the coolers for the beverages. At this outdoor gas station we told our adventures to our other friends and then I woke up before the mushrooms kicked in, sadly.
#23
was on a c-130 herculese


you must mean an AC-130 Hercules
Gear
American Deluxe Stratocaster
Deluxe Reverb Reissue
#24
I was in this orgy type thing with my gf's late-30-yr-old mom, another close to 40 year old woman and a guy about the same age. I ended up talking to my gf on the phone after having sex with both of the women. Oh, and they were both grossly overweight.
#25
My friends dog was learning how to talk, and everyone thought it was completely normal, like a baby learning how to talk
#26
i saw a ship that looked like an office building about 10 floors high, and in the middle of it there was a McDonalds. Then someone tried to sell mushrooms to my grandma from his jacket pocket.

Also on a camp this guy who was in the same room with me told me one morning that he was a dream that he killed me
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I just Google "Elephant penis", and was strangely aroused.



Apparently, I'm a good shitter

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#27
I had this dream about a hot naked woman strangling a man in front of my house.

That was last night.

EDIT: I proceeded to jack off as soon as I woke up.
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Wat.
#28
last night i had a dream i was Paul Mccartny and as Paul Mccartny i had a dream the world was gonna end, then i heard a knock at the door and it was John Lennon he said he dreamed the world was gonna end aswell and with a scared look on his face he walked back down the hall to his room

lol its fun being a Beatle, i didnt mention there was three naked women in my bed
#29
The other day i had a dream were i was on a sailboat traveling through space and it was full of hot chicks. I wish i dident wake up
#30
Probably the one about a war with zombie mystics that took place somewhere in New England. I somehow managed to kill all of the zombies with my mind or something... ... anyway, after I had killed all the zombies, I went back home to Colorado and shot some fat guy (he looked like Larry the Cable guy) and everybody got mad at me, so I ran, fell off of a cliff, and landed in Denver, where I saw Tom Delonge beating the sh*t out of Billy Corgan. There was something about spy vs. spy, but I really dont remember that, and then I had sex on a bus with some chick from my school.

Then, there's a big gap in my memory, but I remember the dream ending with a velociraptor chase through a supermarket.
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#31
I had a recuring nightmare where this tall, skinny, pale guy slices thin layers of skin of my freinds, rapes them and then slices the, to peices, very slowly with his knife.

Yep.
#32
Doing my mom.


Yeah, I've had that one probably 2-3 times in my whole life.

SUCKS..

*damn you mom and your ****ing implants*
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#33
im in university, and im waiting for my teacher to walk in. turns out the teacher was dave mustaine.
"Oh gawd, the world's going to hell in a handbasket!"
#34
I've had some doozies, but this one takes the cake.

I'm sleeping in a bed in an apartment. I'm woken by a knock on the door. I get up and answer it, and it's a friend-of-a-friend I had talked to at a couple parties but didn't know terribly well at that point. She's holding a pale, whithered baby in a takeaway salad container. She tells me it's mine. I take the container and open it. As soon as the air gets to the baby, it grows and gets darker until it's three feet long and black as slate. I walk over to the coffee table and put the baby down. I sit on the couch, she sits in a chair across from me, and we look at each other over the baby on the table and cry.
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#35
i had a wet dream about one of my teachers a while ago
Sigs Are For Pussies
#36
I had one where i was walking down a desert road and i heard this voice say "hey kid!", so i turned around and a jester shot me in the face with a revolver. I was like 8 at the time and i woke up scared ****less.
Music, a steady riot in my soul
#37
I had a really trippy dream one time it went like this:
I was in my backyard wandering around where we buried my dead rabbit and guinea pigs there was a tombstone back (in real life) there that said Rest In Peace Jenny (bunny) and Piglet (guinea pig) so anyways I was wandering around by their burial site and I heard voices and they were children's voices and they were talking about horses (my neighbor owns horses) and heard coming from the direction of my neighbors but there was no one where the voices were and they they said something along the lines of "what kind of horse is that" "thats the kind I kill" or maybe it was thats the kind I eat not really sure anyways turn around for a second then when I look back over at my neighbors land which is separated from me by a fence with barbed wire there was limbs such as arms and legs and there was guts all across the land and I could here the roar of chainsaws in my ears they voices of the children were now laughing and screaming at the same time and it began to thunder, lightning, and rain... blood. So naturaly I'm freaked out and I start to run back to my house and out of nowhere with a flash of light that knocked me over this angel/demon lady was floating in the sky in front of me then I woke up. The next day I swear this is true I found that the bunny/guinea pigs tombstone was gone. And last night I had this dream that once every five years dragon demons were sent to kill certain family and judgment day was either going to be July 28th or July 29th and my family was on the judgment list I remember the dream ended with my entire family escaping to Canada and I met someone I know up there who had also escaped the dragons judement on July 29th kind of hilarious now that I think about it but it was an EPIC dream.
And if you were wondering yes I do often question my sanity.
#38
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last night i had a dream i was Paul Mccartny and as Paul Mccartny i had a dream the world was gonna end, then i heard a knock at the door and it was John Lennon he said he dreamed the world was gonna end aswell and with a scared look on his face he walked back down the hall to his room

lol its fun being a Beatle, i didnt mention there was three naked women in my bed

funny my dragon dream i had last night symbolised the world was going to be judged in the near future July 28th or 29th it happend on the 29th in my dream but they way I interpret the dream it could be the 28th
#39
Well i was gardening with Harry Potter, and then the Hulk smashes through a gate and eats Harry.

Weird.... I know...
#40
Quote by byob_soad2
I was in this orgy type thing with my gf's late-30-yr-old mom, another close to 40 year old woman and a guy about the same age. I ended up talking to my gf on the phone after having sex with both of the women. Oh, and they were both grossly overweight.

did you then call up your girlfreind and tell her that you just had a sex dream about her mom


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