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#1
What are some of yalls greatest "thats what she said" or "Thats what your mom said last night" experiences

mine was two days ago my friend/temporary boss had hired me and a friend to help him put up a wire fence, and he came over to check on our progress, and my friend says "i hate doing this", and my other friend says "I don't do pay you to like it, i pay you to do it."...then i called out "Thats what she said" and laughs continued for many moons

have at it...
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#3
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What are some of yalls greatest "thats what she said" or "Thats what your mom said last night" experiences

mine was two days ago my friend/temporary boss had hired me and a friend to help him put up a wire fence, and he came over to check on our progress, and my friend says "i hate doing this", and my other friend says "I don't do pay you to like it, i pay you to do it."...then i called out "Thats what she said" and laughs continued for many moons

have at it...


Thats what she said.

#4
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Period


That's what she said! Get it?
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#7
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'That's what she said jokes' are not funny. Period


...that's what she said?

EDIT: DAMMIT!
#8
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'That's what she said jokes' are not funny. Period
+infinity.

Some kids in my class do it all the time. Really just bugs me.
#10
Quote by Nietsche
'That's what she said jokes' are not funny. Period


I must disagree, hilarity has ensued at perfect moments in my lifetime, however using them in such abundance as TS obviously does is a poor decision. Ruins it.

Save them.

Oh and also, this is probably like the 43rd time I've seen this thread.
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#11
Usually it's not that funny but in the middle of a maths exam which determined our grades my friend sitting next to me says 'it's so hard'. Then some random shouts that's what she said. The teachers reaction was priceless
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#12
I use these jokes when my girlfriend says things...

Her: *washing dishes and water spills* Dammit I'm wet
Me: That's what she said
Her: Who?
Me: Your friend <insert name here>
Her: You're an asshole.


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#14
a friend of mine's mouth was full when he tried to say something- he uttered instead a mumbled all-vowels noise

that's what she said!!

another one is when the same guy's shirt got grabbed by someone else and he said "you're gonna rip it!"

that's what she said
#15
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They're only funny when regarding my friends sister. Who is my desktop background right now.


I sense a friggen hilarious situation.
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#16
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They're only funny when regarding my friends sister. Who is my desktop background right now.

You sadistic monkey


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#18
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My brother and I turn all our conversations into your mom jokes.


thats so 2004.
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#19
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They're only funny when regarding my friends sister. Who is my desktop background right now.


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#21
yeah, the times its never funny is when you do it around your girlfriend and she says "thats what WHO said?"


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#23
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Pics or it didn't happen!




Lol, blanked out the face else my nuts would get ripped off. My friend got pissed, but the jokes on him - I still have his copy of oblivion.

Now behold my many desktop items
#24
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'That's what she said jokes' are not funny. Period

Somebody's trying to express their maturity.
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#25
I'll post a few of mine

*walking into bathroom*
sister: GTFO!! I'M POOPING!
me: that's what she said! *leaves*

*in guitar class*
friend: i don't have a g-string
me: that's what she said! *luz*

*in kitchen*
me: *looking for lost hotdog*
sister: what are you doing?
me: looking for my hotdog..
sister: yeah, i bet your girlfriend couldn't find it either

*girlfriend trying to sharpen pecil with manual sharpener, the hole size is the smallest one*
girlfriend: it won't fit! Sean can you get it to fit?
me: *lulz* that's what you said last night!
girlfriend: *slap*
me: *rubbing face* what was that for?

*in school, at lunch, with friends and a girl*
friend: go on astorga, show her your gun!
me: alright...*flexes arm*
girl: omg! its huge!
friend: that's what she said!

best one:
*in class, teacher has a box with a python in it, about to show us, principal walks in*
teacher: well, y'all wanna see what's in the box?
class: yeah!
teacher: *opens box*
me: its a python! its huge!
principal: that's what she said
*epic lulz*
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#26
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Lol, blanked out the face else my nuts would get ripped off. My friend got pissed, but the jokes on him - I still have his copy of oblivion.

Now behold my many desktop items

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#27
Quote by Nietsche
'That's what she said jokes' are not funny. Period. Unless they're made by Steve Carell as Michael Scott, in which case it approaches so bad it's funny.


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#28
these kinda suck after awhile but ive had a couple of good ones
"eww it's hairy and I don't like it"
"that is what she said"


Thats what the docter said jokes are so much better

just think about it
#29
i leant down yesterday and got a shock
the cable i found on the floor was still connected to its respective wall and was very large.
#30
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Lol, blanked out the face else my nuts would get ripped off. My friend got pissed, but the jokes on him - I still have his copy of oblivion.

Now behold my many desktop items


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#31
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They're only funny when regarding my friends sister. Who is my desktop background right now.

dude my sisters friend is my desktop background. I usually make the same type of jokes to my sister about her friend.
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#33
i dont think you can beat this one.

it was a trivium concert in zurich, the singer i telling the crowd about a concert in japan where he tried to explain the japanese people what "that's what she said" is.

matt heafy:"well, because of the language, they just wouldnt get it. anyhow, it's getting really hot and sticky in here.."
me(first row):"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!"

matt heafy starts laughing, couldnt start the next song. as soon as he calmed down, he said:"alright, I'll stop ****in around, let's continue"

me, again:"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID"

(the club they played at was pretty small)
matt heafy and the rest of the band are laughing, so is the crowd. that was epic. he goes on, pointing at me:"dude, you're getting the hang of this. so, this next song is for all the guys who can make a lot out of a tiny situation, that's what she said, this is insurrection"

lemme see who can beat this, ****as
#34
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'That's what she said jokes' are not funny. Period




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#35
When you're doing "That's what she said!" jokes, you gotta do them, so that people are getting wierd pictures in thier head.

Example: "This is a really bad cake." .. "That's what she said!"

Same goes with "Your mom".

Example: "This is a really bad cake." .. "You mom is really bad cake."
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Lol, blanked out the face else my nuts would get ripped off. My friend got pissed, but the jokes on him - I still have his copy of oblivion.

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how did you even get that picture?
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#39
It shames me to see everyone use these jokes so much and don't even know it originated from "The Office"

Seriously, they were funny, but it kind of got annoying when all you would here was "That's what she said!" in situations that didn't make sense: Like as follows:

Me: I did my homework last night
guy 2: That's What She Said!!
Me: You're a douchebag
#40
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Kudos to you for having KotOR I and II on your computer, good sir!

wow, they post a pic of a desktop with a hot chick and you notice Knights of The Old Republic? wow, just wow. This reminds me of that demote with the chick with the hand in her pants and the TV in the background has Family Guy.
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