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#1
Dear Pit,

Something that I've come to notice as a general trend in relationships is the longer they go on, the less action a dude gets. At least amongst talking to some fellas around here who'd corroborate that statement, it seems to be true. I'm frustrated to the point of considering breaking up with my current girlfriend because we fool around max about once a week. And I can't stand it. On all other fronts we're good, but this is consistently the one area we cannot seem to get figured out. I love her, but jesus I can't seem to do anything to get her excited anymore.

Please, prior to the suggestion that things have gone stale I need to interject that they honestly haven't, I can get her off no problem.

So pit, I turn to you. Suggestions or comments on similar situations.


Thank you,

-Frustrated Fella
#4
Rape is the best option. You get to choose the time of day, how often, and what position.

I mean, seriously, rape is a hell of an option.
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#5
I'm guessing you're a guitarist since you're amongst us.

Rolling finger technique on butthole?

^And yes, seriously, rape. It should work in this case ,really.
#8
'blahblah i get action at least once a weekblahblah'

who do you think you are talking to!

nah, i love been single!
#9
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Oh no, once a week, what ever will you do?

If you're going to break up over something THAT superficial, at least discuss it with her first.

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#10
Quote by rossjohnson87
Dear Pit,

Something that I've come to notice as a general trend in relationships is the longer they go on, the less action a dude gets. At least amongst talking to some fellas around here who'd corroborate that statement, it seems to be true. I'm frustrated to the point of considering breaking up with my current girlfriend because we fool around max about once a week. And I can't stand it. On all other fronts we're good, but this is consistently the one area we cannot seem to get figured out. I love her, but jesus I can't seem to do anything to get her excited anymore.

Please, prior to the suggestion that things have gone stale I need to interject that they honestly haven't, I can get her off no problem.

So pit, I turn to you. Suggestions or comments on similar situations.


Thank you,

-Frustrated Fella

Haha, you're inadequate!
#11
All you see are red lights behind me! maybe this isnt what you wanted bayyybbaayy!!


get a life man. shes not your ****doll, shes your girlfriend
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#14
If it makes you feel any better, my girlfriend is a meta-physical concept ... this is a prime example of 'moasting' right here.
#15
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Haha, you're inadequate!


And you're also not good enough!
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#17
If you're good on all other fronts, and you're considering breaking up with your girlfriend because you only get some once a week, that doesn't even sound bad at all. You don't date someone because you wanna have sex with them. Well, this is The Pit, maybe I shouldn't give you so much credit, however, generally speaking, people don't date others for the sole reason of physical attraction.
#18
Remember masturbating? Yeah... do some of that... it'll take your mind off how ****ty your relationship is (for the time being).
#19
just try harder??? (lol pun)


You are right, but you know what works...like, i know it sounds really screwed up, but ignore her. Seriously, this is coming from experience, nothing makes a woman go crazy over you if you start ignoring here, that and new neclaces and ****..


So...two options, ignore her, or buy her things...


or get her drunk (that always seems to work)

Then again...p0rn was invented for this reason
#20
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How long have you two been together?


About a year. It's not something where I don't appreciate what I get, but it was just at one point a lot more frequent. It's just very much different being in a relationship, you don't have the option of being able to go out and take care of those 'needs' like you do when you're single. Yea, I guess being single you don't get some as frequently but everything is damn near under your control. Like you're totally reliant on your game or lackthereof.

Mostly, it's not the frequency thing that bugs me, but the declining frequency. When does it stop?
#21
I wouldn't blame you for breaking up with her over that, honestly. But the best thing to do would just be to talk to her before actually doing that. Sounds like she might just be bored of the sex with you (no offense, it happens). I don't think its superficial, because I, as well as many people I've talked to about it, agree that sex is extremely important in keeping a relationship fresh and strong. My girlfriend and I have been together nearly two years now, and its declined somewhat. At first we were ****ing two or three times a day, every day. Now its slowed a little, but we still **** at least six times a week. You should try looking into 'new' things. If you know what I mean.
#22
Quote by rossjohnson87
About a year. It's not something where I don't appreciate what I get, but it was just at one point a lot more frequent. It's just very much different being in a relationship, you don't have the option of being able to go out and take care of those 'needs' like you do when you're single. Yea, I guess being single you don't get some as frequently but everything is damn near under your control. Like you're totally reliant on your game or lackthereof.

Mostly, it's not the frequency thing that bugs me, but the declining frequency. When does it stop?


Well, the logical answer is when you're married.
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#24
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TS only started this thread to let everyone know that he had sex.


You're just jealous you aren't gettin' any
#25
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Well, the logical answer is when you're married.


I think he was asking when the decline stops, not when it hits rock-bottom. But still,
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#27
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Dear Pit,

Something that I've come to notice as a general trend in relationships is the longer they go on, the less action a dude gets. At least amongst talking to some fellas around here who'd corroborate that statement, it seems to be true. I'm frustrated to the point of considering breaking up with my current girlfriend because we fool around max about once a week. And I can't stand it. On all other fronts we're good, but this is consistently the one area we cannot seem to get figured out. I love her, but jesus I can't seem to do anything to get her excited anymore.

Please, prior to the suggestion that things have gone stale I need to interject that they honestly haven't, I can get her off no problem.

So pit, I turn to you. Suggestions or comments on similar situations.


Thank you,

-Frustrated Fella

Wow TS, I am in the exact same situation. Its agonizing because I love her very much, and I don't want to hurt her, but just nothing is happening anymore. I've talked to her about it several times, tried to get her excited with new things and buying her stuff, but nothing has changed. We've been going out a year as well. It really sucks; I know EXACTLY how you feel.
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#29
Repeat after me:

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If it doesn't work WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND, then you need to drop that hoe and find another trick.

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#30
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Wow TS, I am in the exact same situation. Its agonizing because I love her very much, and I don't want to hurt her, but just nothing is happening anymore. I've talked to her about it several times, tried to get her excited with new things and buying her stuff, but nothing has changed. We've been going out a year as well. It really sucks; I know EXACTLY how you feel.


The relationship other than this one area is fine. Just it IS something that is important in a relationship, not something the whole thing should be focused on but it's an area the needs attention and to marginalize it just kills the effort I want to put in. Not in like a the douche sense of 'If I'm not getting any what's the point' but as a man it is one of the needs I have to have filled in a relationship.
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Quote by rossjohnson87
The relationship other than this one area is fine. Just it IS something that is important in a relationship, not something the whole thing should be focused on but it's an area the needs attention and to marginalize it just kills the effort I want to put in. Not in like a the douche sense of 'If I'm not getting any what's the point' but as a man it is one of the needs I have to have filled in a relationship.

Well, I'm gonna play devil's advocate here and ask, do you really need it?
#32
Buy the "Kama Sutra" books.

If anything you'll get a good laugh.
#33
Quote by metaldud536
Well, I'm gonna play devil's advocate here and ask, do you really need it?

Being a man, i take liberty and answer this for him

HELL YES


Vagina...spend 9 months trying to get out, and the rest of your life trying to get back in.
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#34
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Well, I'm gonna play devil's advocate here and ask, do you really need it?

+1

If you love her so much, you should be able to go without sex altogether. And she's not even asking you to do that, you're still "gettin some" on a weekly basis. Just fill the other 6 days with porn, if you're that desperate
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#37
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Being a man, i take liberty and answer this for him

HELL YES


Vagina...spend 9 months trying to get out, and the rest of your life trying to get back in.

It's not being a man that makes you want it, it's hormones. Women can be crazy for it too.

Now there is nothing wrong with a being a horny human, however, horniness left uncontrolled can lead to undesirable situations.
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#38
Quote by metaldud536
It's not being a man that makes you want it, it's hormones. Women can be crazy for it too.

Now there is nothing wrong with a being a horny human, however, horniness left uncontrolled can lead to undesirable situations.



I understand hormones very well, but lets be fank and honest. How many women out there have the sex drive of a man?
???


????

Hell i love my gf, best 7 months of my life...but wow, if she wanted it as much as me...I tell you what, I'd probably like 10 lbs thinner due to all the sexercise...


we're easy to please, sex, food, beer, not necessarily in that order makes most men super happy
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#39
Iv been with my girlfriend over 2 years now. It's slowly relcined now to the point where it only happens whenever she actually feels like it which isnt very often at all, its alos incredibly **** now as shes lost all interest as have i, everything sucks with time. Its human nature to want what you haven't got.
#40
Quote by diofan88
I understand hormones very well, but lets be fank and honest. How many women out there have the sex drive of a man?
???


????

Hell i love my gf, best 7 months of my life...but wow, if she wanted it as much as me...I tell you what, I'd probably like 10 lbs thinner due to all the sexercise...


we're easy to please, sex, food, beer, not necessarily in that order makes most men super happy

I'm sure there are millions. Just because women can control their urges better doesn't mean they aren't as horny.
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