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So, what do you play when you're trying to impress a girl?

Share any and all songs/riffs, and experiences
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#4
i tend to avoid guitars around chicks, i dunno ive had zero luck pulling cause of my guitar skills. the only time i play at parties is when theres two and someone wants to jam.
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#10
Generally whatever I was playing anyway, or some Jamiroquai, or something they would recognise.
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what i've come to find is that when you try to impress a girl with guitar, you get nothing

i've also found that when you don't try and just happen to be playing casually minding your own fiddling around or whatnot with a guitar is when you get a good response from your female audience

what tends to workbest for me is mostly improved In Flames-ish acoustic riffing, very melodic with a good heavy rhythm and a little technical finesse here or there
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and a little original composition I like to call "Search Bar"

I had some of that earlier. Unfortunately, my tastes were not satisfied. So I made my own composition.
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So, what do you play when you're trying to impress a girl?

Share any and all songs/riffs, and experiences



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#15
Just a quick cool blues lick. Not too much so they think you're someone who masturbates while looking in the mirror, but just enough to make their legs twitch!
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Def Leppard, and you gotta mimick the moves of their lead guitarist and take your shirt off too.
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Unintended by Muse... works every time.
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Plain White Tee's or any pop song on acoustic
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#21
I have it bad for any scene or goth women, so I pretty much just knock out any Paramore or Tristania riff and I'm set.


Though for what it's worth, Wonderful Tonight works better than anything, for anyone. No woman/man can resist that.
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#22
Improvised blues licks.
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#24
Any sappy popular love song will do (or a softer song by a band the girl loves).

Edit: and +1 to whoever said Wonderful Tonight. Not that hard of a song to learn and it would most likely work (unless they hate Clapton or something).
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then you bust out the guitar and play something romantic?
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Good reference.

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(unless they hate Clapton or something).
Who the **** would?
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#28
As far as seductive, I find playing bass to 'Sir Psycho Sexy' great.

As far as meeting women, be casual with your instrument. Smile, be light hearted when you want to be met. Start srs then gradually get lighter and lighter if you have a woman hooked (helps if shes' the intellectual/artsy type). Be ready to throw away the instrument, so improving is best. Do something clean and bluesy and that will probably impress a girl enough to work your man magic.
#29
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Who the **** would?


Those people who refuse to listen to older music because its "old". Other than that, I really cant think of anyone who would.
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#30
I find the intro to Little Wing is a pleaser.

Also, Lou Reed - Perfect Day is a winner...they tend to not know that it's about heroin.
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#31
I play acoustic to impress girls because I almost always have my acoustic around. Why?

FACT: Acoustics are more rhythmic than electrics to play on their own.

OPINION (and almost fact): Chicks dig acoustics more than electrics.
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Those people who refuse to listen to older music because its "old". Other than that, I really cant think of anyone who would.


Those are also the same people who say the Jonas Brothers are better musicians than Led Zeppelin.

So far i agree with Wonderful Tonight.

Most acoustic songs, they just have to sound soft and "welcoming" and you can't be trying to impress someone, it only works when you play just to play.
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romanza is a very pretty song to play or just improvise over a progression.
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OPINION (and almost fact): Chicks dig acoustics more than electrics.
This is definitely true, acoustic always goes down better. Show the average woman on the street an average guy strumming a few chords on an acoustic or some virtuoso god shredding on a JEM and they'll pick James Blunt every time.
If you are going to go electric, at least make sure it's a Strat or a Tele. Tele is the main guitar in fashion right now and a Strat is simply the most recognisable. If you're trying to impress anyone - male or female - when they're not much of a guitar freak themselves, a light blue Strat from any cheap copy brand will impress them more than a Ibanez Prestige Iceman or an ESP Viper or whatever else.
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#36
Any soft chords on an accoustic I come up with on the spot
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This, actually. It does wonders with my woman.
Then there's this band called Slice The Cake...

Bunch of faggots putting random riffs together and calling it "progressive" deathcore.
Stupid name.
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#39
eh, it does wonders to my girlfriend when i play fade to black or master of puppets
no way she is metalhead or likes metallica a lot
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