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^nah dude, i learned how to remove a bullet that was lodged inside my heart.
anyone know what i'm talking about?
edit: DAMMIT! the post was to col55.
My Gear:
Fender Custom Shop Time Machine 1956 relic
plus accessories
Your position and your relationship with music has to be one from the inside. - John Frusciante
and yes, my avatar is weezy, what?
That whenever two people hate each other at work, they're gonna end up falling in love and marrying
Other planes lie beyond the reach
Of normal sense and common roads
But they are no less real
Than what we see or touch or feel

MoogleRancha is a twat
That Spongebob Squarepants lives in a pineapple under the sea.

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.


My love for you
Is like a truck
i need a ped egg... : P
only three easy payments of $19.95

EASY payments
^CSI is not even close to the ''real'' CSI if you could capture some sicko in just under an hour thats amazing..
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

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That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
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I've learnt a lot about autopsies, ballistics and criminal profiling.

I only watch CSI really...

I wouldn't trust CSI too much, some of the stuff they do is complete bullshit

EDIT: ^^ me and this mofo are rockin this boat, bitches and twats.
I want to work in revelations, not just spin silly tales for money.I want to fish as deep down as possible into my own subconscious in the belief that once that far down, everyone will understand because they are the same that far down.
I watch a lot of Burn Notice and MacGuyver, so I'm practically a secret agent my now.
I learnt how to waste hours of my life, while I could be doing something constructive.
Call me Cam
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I'm Han Solo, Splamron's Greedo.

Han shot first. Greedo's dead.
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i need a ped egg... : P
only three easy payments of $19.95

EASY payments

Hey, as long as they're easy I'll buy it!

But if they're hard payments of 19.95... well screw that.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.

If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
I learn a lot from Good Eats, the greatest cooking show of all time.
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I wouldn't trust CSI too much, some of the stuff they do is complete bullshit


Half the time they end up coming to CSIS whining for help, at least here in Canada.
we need a magical windmill to see television on our belies
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send your gf over to my place and ill give her a birthday present

Fender Squier
SP-10 (i almost don't use it)
Boss DS-1
Boss RC-2 (very useful)
Boss GT-10 (hell yeah)
Good Headphones
Gameboy color

ive learned that jews make hillarious talent agents
<DInkyDaisy>I would so have sex with tauket now.
<SpacedOut>I'd kill to have tauket naked in a bath of warm milk right now.
<Blnkgttrst>Oh Chris, you're what the Spaniards call "El Terrible"
<Jallas>chris you're hot in bed
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I watch a lot of Burn Notice and MacGuyver, so I'm practically a secret agent my now.


That no matter what Bruce Campbell does, it will always come out awesome
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JacobTheEdit: Hell yeah Ruben.

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I met Jesus once. Cocksucker still owes me 20 bucks.
That it's never lupus
"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect." - George Carlin
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That it's never lupus

One time is actually was lupus, so that meme doesn't work.
mexicans are way funnier when they scream

"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." -Kurt Cobain
Spelling. No joke.
As a kid, i watched a shitload of prerecorded TV, so my mom turned on the captions, and I would try to copy what the character was saying.
That if you see My So-Called Life, you will never know what the hell will happen in the last episode...damn you Jared Leto
#25 for top 100 UGer of 2009
UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011
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i learned that it's not lupus

You have made my day.

Even though it was lupus one time, but meh, still funny.
I learned that when terrorists don't give you information you need, you torture it out of them.
"Satan isn't inside a guitar pick. He's in here. In our hearts. He's what makes us not want to go to work, or excercise or tell the truth." -
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I wish I was gay.

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Even though he's an ugly woman, my favorite is john mayer.
That the bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
And the looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
If billy mays endorces it, it works. Except for might putty.

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Cover your ears(or they WILL be raped) that is ****ing great

I survived weeding out 09'
Having seen every single episode that exists of MacGuyver, I can now successfully break out of the Quick Reply box using only a bit of lint, some small rocks and the U from the underline symbol should the Pit ever imprison me.

Pretty handy, to be honest.

MushroomEDIT: Also, lifeguards in California wear red bathing suits.

S t a i r s s r i a t S

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That steam hatches are full of steam!

BIG e-cookie for the reference.

Mesa Single Rectifier
Marshall 1960A vintage
Rg3exfm1 w/ EMG 85/81
Big Baby Taylor Acoustic
Ibanez TS808
How to properly prepare and enjoy a turtle.

Voted 3rd Friendliest User of UG 2010



Steam & PSN ID: Panopticon20
-i watch alot of nova, so i learned how string theory, neutrinos, blackholes,etc worked

but i also watch alot of family guy so ive forgotten most of ^

learned how to kill someone with: a pencil, my palm, & a gun
MIM Tele
Fender Blues Jr NOS
Schecter Omen 6
Squier Strat
Greg Bennett Acoustic
other crap...
If seeing is believing...

...Then believe that we have lost our eyes!!
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Small cookie, I lied.

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How to properly prepare and enjoy a turtle.


If you follow half of his advice you'll end up dead, take it from me, I'm a hardcore survivalist.
I also learned most of my English pronunciation and way of speaking from television/films.

S t a i r s s r i a t S

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