#1
So I went away for a week and know nothing that happened in the world. Someone fill me in.


Yes, I do realize I'll get 95% stupid answers and maybe 1 or 2 good ones.
There be no shelter here.
#3
Michael Jackson died, Jeff Goldblum possibly fell off some cliffs and 2 WWI heroes also died.

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#4
We are a week closer to the end of times.


Srsly, about nothing.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#5
Well, I took a massive dump, followed by a fapping session.

Twice a day. All week.
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dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#7
Any spelling or grammatical errors written above are because of my inferior brain to yours. Good job, you won life.
#9
You probably got a warning for a spam thread

Oh wait thats the future sorry...

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#12
well I worked all week, I am car shopping right now, I got the courses for my college pickout and ect. and I missed out on the gay and lesbian pride festival...not much really.
#25 for top 100 UGer of 2009
UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011
#13
I fapped
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One time I watched a dog lick his own dick for twenty minutes.

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No.


Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#14
a black man yelled at a police officer for trying to stop him from breaking into his own house.
and barack obama called the police STUPID
#15
Quote by CoreysMonster
new gf.

last week was awesome.


I can actually +1 that new gf part. I just got my first one lol

I saw your new guitar...you are one lucky bastard

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance