#1
I got to thinking not too long ago, about how I wanted to be buried/burned etc.

I then decided, I want to be shot into space in a giant metal tube. That way I either;

A: Get shot into a star eventually=super cremation
B: Get sucked into a blackhole=first interdimensional dead guy
C: Land on a planet with life=first contact with aliens XD
D: Land on a planet with no life=bitchin burial
E: Float in space forever. Bitchin.

So pit what do you want to happen to your body when you die?

Edited for you people complaining about burials

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Last edited by valennic at Jul 25, 2009,
#3
I saw this sig where this guy wanted to come down from the ceiling in his coffin with lasers, smoke machines and Duran Duran playing, cracked me up hard

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#4
I wanna be cremated, so I don't take up much space
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#6
that would be good, if it were realistic.
I dont want to be buried, i want to be left out so people can praise me. Even though i haven't done anything signifigant.
#8
i wanna be burried with my guitar in my hand and doing this \m/
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#9
Quote by valennic
I got to thinking not too long ago, about how I wanted to be buried/burned etc.

I then decided, I want to be shot into space in a giant metal tube. That way I either;

A: Get shot into a star eventually=super cremation
B: Get sucked into a blackhole=first interdimensional dead guy
C: Land on a planet with life=first contact with aliens XD
D: Land on a planet with no life=bitchin burial
E: Float in space forever. Bitchin.

So pit, how do you want to be buried when you die?


I'm gonna go ahead and be the dick just to get it out of the way. None of those are burials.

What do I want done to my body when I die? I wish to become a Halloween prop.
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What do I want done to my body when I die? I wish to become a Halloween prop.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15628_5-creepiest-urban-legends-that-happen-be-true.html

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#12
I wanna be buried where I fall, assuming I die in combat. Thats the plan anyway.
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#13
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I saw this sig where this guy wanted to come down from the ceiling in his coffin with lasers, smoke machines and Duran Duran playing, cracked me up hard


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#14
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I'm gonna go ahead and be the dick just to get it out of the way. None of those are burials.

What do I want done to my body when I die? I wish to become a Halloween prop.


Well it was more of a what I wanted to happen to my body after I died. Didnt want to write all that out, so I just said burial

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#15
I'd kinda like to by left on the side of the highway =/

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Awesome!

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Well it was more of a what I wanted to happen to my body after I died. Didnt want to write all that out, so I just said burial


No problem, I just wanted to point it out before someone actually attempted to be a tool and call you out on your mistakes.
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Last edited by itchy guitar at Jul 25, 2009,
#17
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@1:10 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJKUvuVaTBk

Awesome, I've never heard this guy before but he's really funny

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#20
WHEENNN I DIIIEEEE
BURRRYYYY MEE IINNNN


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#22
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Probably dropped from a plane over a massively populated city.


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#23
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No problem, I just wanted to point it out before someone actually attempted to be a tool and call you out on your mistakes.



My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#24
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Awesome, I've never heard this guy before but he's really funny


He's the gay prostitute rollerblader in reno 911. He's so freakin funny.
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#25
I'm donating my body for research.
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#26
Quote by valennic
I got to thinking not too long ago, about how I wanted to be buried/burned etc.

I then decided, I want to be shot into space in a giant metal tube. That way I either;

A: Get shot into a star eventually=super cremation
B: Get sucked into a blackhole=first interdimensional dead guy
C: Land on a planet with life=first contact with aliens XD
D: Land on a planet with no life=bitchin burial
E: Float in space forever. Bitchin.

So pit what do you want to happen to your body when you die?

Edited for you people complaining about burials

I was going to post the same idea, but it sucks when the TS has the same idea...
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#27
My funeral will consist of live music and a clown giving away free balloons. I want people to enjoy my funeral

My burial will probably consist of someone playing my guitar over my casket, bad-ass and slightly copied.
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#28
1.cremated
2.ashes shot out of a giant middle finger tombstone engraved with F*** the world
3. have kickass band have HUGE concert
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#29
I want to have my body stuffed and brought around the world to various locals I wanted to go to whilst alive, but never had to chance to.
#30
I want my corpse to be eaten by my grandchildren. That or be zombiefied.
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#31
I have a plan that in my will, I'm going to say that everyone who's pissed me off has to pay for my extravagant funeral

Like, gold coffin, with platinum flowers, and diamond studed pants on my corpse. I'm going to run those ****ers into the ground in debt.

And if they don't pay, I'll haunt them.
#32
I want to be buried in a secluded area on a mountain somewhere. But since that's illegal I'd like to have my body donated for research.
#33
I want to be cremated and my ashes to be thrown on the first pedestrain to walk past the morgue, the older or tinier the better. The family member that i get to do this will then scream "YOU'RE COVERED IN DEAD GUY MOTHER****ER" and urinate on them. If they don't do the last part i will haunt them forever.

And my epitaph will read "His hatred of epitaphs was overcome only by his love of irony"
#34
I want to be buried wearing my favorite shirt (my Pink Floyd The Wall shirt), my Kitty pants (I drew a kitty on them, they're kind of my thing), and my guitar in hand. I want them to play this mix that I made way back when, it ends with Explosions in the Sky's song: Your Hand in Mine. If they're not crying that I'm dead, they'll be crying because of the song.
#35
At my funeral I want "Highway to hell" and/or "Hells Bells" playing. that should make everyone feel better.