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399 69%
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#1
I don't how your supposed to piss in the morning at 90 degree angle in the toilet, unless your really good at geometry or something. Since I do it the morning and no one seems to notice I just do it at night anyway, cause I don't feel like getting out of the shower and getting back in.
#2
A better question is who doesn't piss in the shower?
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#3
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A better question is who doesn't piss in the shower?


This.
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#6
Quote by itchy guitar
A better question is who doesn't piss in the shower?

+1
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#10
if you have to ask UG this you need to seriously re-think the meaning of life


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#11
Yeah, now..

...do you shower in your piss?
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#12
Yes I do, and damned proud of it. I feel so free and rebellious when I don't pee in the designated areas.
#15
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#16
i piss in the shower every morning, and piss in the school pool when its water polo season (not private pools though)
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#17
no, but i poop in the kitchen sink
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#18
F-F-**** YES.

Seriously though, it isn't a big deal. Once you starting ****ting in showers though, the line has been crossed.
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#20
Quote by keithmoon15
no, but i poop in the kitchen sink


I trust you use the garbage disposal when you are finished...
#22
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F-F-**** YES.

Seriously though, it isn't a big deal. Once you starting ****ting in showers though, the line has been crossed.


; I have a friend that called me a couple weeks ago to inform me that he had taken a shit in the shower. He said he tried to fart and a little bit came out so he just let loose.

I don't believe him.
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#23
Yes.

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No, but a better question is, do you piss in the pool?


...And yes.
#24
No. A couple years ago I pissed in the show, and it felt amazing. I started peeing in the shower ever day. But then a couple weeks later, I realized that the bottom of the shower curtain liner was kinda orange and gross.


Never again.
#25
Of course I do.

I'm not going to get out of the shower sopping wet if I have to take a piss. Thats just stupid.

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#26
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A better question is who doesn't piss in the shower?


/thread
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#27
I heard that peeing on you feet helps prevent athlete's foot. Don't know if it's true...

(I tried it once)
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#28
If instead of putting one leg on each side of the toliet bowel and struggling to get your little morning wood to face straight down, you could just take a few steps back, and then you might find it an easier feat to accomplish.

But no I don't piss in the shower. However, i did when i was a little kid. I remember one time when my mom was cleaning the toliet and i really had to go i just pissed in the shower. She had a fit.
#29
Er... is there any other way? I can't think of a time when I haven't peed in the shower
#30
Quote by itchy guitar
; I have a friend that called me a couple weeks ago to inform me that he had taken a shit in the shower. He said he tried to fart and a little bit came out so he just let loose.

I don't believe him.

He called you?
#31
90 degree angle? do u have one of those handicapped bathrooms with the 5 foot tall throne?
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#32
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He called you?


He's a strange one. Calls me over everything.
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#33
Quote by charliezard!
No. A couple years ago I pissed in the show, and it felt amazing. I started peeing in the shower ever day. But then a couple weeks later, I realized that the bottom of the shower curtain liner was kinda orange and gross.


Never again.



That might not have been from you peeing on it man. That just kind of happens with shower curtains over time, water gets trapped between the shower curtain and the tub, and mold can grow.


You've probably been not pissing in the shower all this time for no reason.
#34
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A better question is who doesn't piss in the shower?

I would have said the same thing, but apparently my gf dont
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#35
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I would have said the same thing, but apparently my gf dont


She probably does, she just won't admit it.

But I can imagine having piss running down your leg doesn't feel too good, even in the shower, so maybe she really doesn't.
#36
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He called you?

BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!?!
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#37
i heard that pee is actually not harmful or somethign idk, so it is reccomended you piss in the shower to save water
#38
Yes, I have taken a piss in the shower on a few occasions. Didn't want to have to get out.
#39
Quote by J Mud
i heard that pee is actually not harmful or somethign idk, so it is reccomended you piss in the shower to save water


How is that saving water? Unless you turn the shower off, piss into a cup and pour it over your head to wash the shampoo out?

Edit:
How is that saving water? Unless...
Quote by DirtyMakik

...do you shower in your piss?


Happy now Makik?
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dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
Last edited by itchy guitar at Jul 25, 2009,
#40
Quote by itchy guitar
How is that saving water? Unless you turn the shower off, piss into a cup and pour it over your head to wash the shampoo out?


HEY! I'm the one who said the "shower in your piss" joke first!

DirtyEdit:
Quote by itchy guitar

Edit:
How is that saving water? Unless...

Happy now Makik?


Yes
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Last edited by DirtyMakik at Jul 25, 2009,
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