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#1
Ok, I told this girl i would steal a street sign for her for her birthday. I tried to get it tonight, but its bolted on or something. Its one of those that are higher up on the poles and are secured from the bottom and one side. So, what tools could I use to take this sign down? Any help is appreciated.

EDIT: No one else bother posting. Im just gonna buy a damn sign. ALso, its not bolted, but I dont know that you would call. I dont have a lot of experience with these things.
Last edited by minchew at Jul 26, 2009,
#2
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#3
You're an idiot


Actually, go to the sign you want to steal, call the police and when they arrive explain to them exactly what you're trying to do and I'm sure they'd be more than happy to help you out.
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Last edited by StewieSwan at Jul 26, 2009,
#4
Really? A street sign is bolted on?

Don't do that. It's stupid. Take the license plate off of your car if you like her that much.
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#5
TS, you're a moron.

What, do you expect us to think you're cool for being a vandal? Grow up.
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Go to a local flea market and buy an identical one
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#8
hit it with your car to get it down.
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#10
That sounds pretty lame.
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#11
Quote by minchew
Ok, I told this girl i would steal a street sign for her for her birthday. I tried to get it tonight, but its bolted on or something. Its one of those that are higher up on the poles and are secured from the bottom and one side. So, what tools could I use to take this sign down? Any help is appreciated.

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#13
Just hammer the whole thing down.

Sledgehammer.
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#15
get a shovel
dig the poll out of the ground
bring it home
take off the sign
keep the rest
#16
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hit it with your car to get it down.

TS sounds like he's 13, I doubt he has a car.

EDIT: He's apparently 19, which makes this whole ordeal a lot more pathetic.
#17
Dude, I dont expect you to think Im cool, Im just looking for some honest help. Now, one site said you could undo it with a socket wrench. Anyone know what size it would be? And I dont think it was bolted, i just dont know the proper term.
#19
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#21
Like I said, I sadly dont know anything about tools, so I dont know what it was.
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Quote by minchew
Dude, I dont expect you to think Im cool, Im just looking for some honest help. Now, one site said you could undo it with a socket wrench. Anyone know what size it would be? And I dont think it was bolted, i just dont know the proper term.



Here's an idea: Realize that street signs aren't free and it costs taxpayer money to replace them.

On top of that, how lame is stealing a gift for someone?
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Here's an idea: Realize that street signs aren't free and it costs taxpayer money to replace them.

On top of that, how lame is stealing a gift for someone?

I approve of this post!


I don't always like to be a good person, and I do like dissent, but stealing is for assholes.
#25
Dude, Im 18. I didnt want to do it, but she really wants the sign for her birthday. Its for a road called hooker street. Now, if your just gonna bash me dont bother posting. It was a simple question.
#26
*TS Takes Stop sign from school zone* "14 kids were run over today, And TS dident get any pussy. Well was it worth it?"

Nvm lol
#27
Oh and
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Here's an idea: Realize that street signs aren't free and it costs taxpayer money to replace them.

Think of how much Obama has cost taxpayers so far. One sign won't hurt.
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Quote by minchew
Dude, Im 18. I didnt want to do it, but she really wants the sign for her birthday. Its for a road called hooker street. Now, if your just gonna bash me dont bother posting. It was a simple question.



We have just as much right to post as you do, TS.
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#31
Quote by minchew
Dude, Im 18. I didnt want to do it, but she really wants the sign for her birthday. Its for a road called hooker street. Now, if your just gonna bash me dont bother posting. It was a simple question.

*Bashes TS*
*Bash bash bash*
#32
DUDE! Its just a goddamn street sign! All I want to know is how to get it down without breaking anything! Can someone just tell me and not be a smart ass?
#33
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DUDE! Its just a goddamn street sign! All I want to know is how to get it down without breaking anything! Can someone just tell me and not be a smart ass?

Are you aware that the Mission Impossible: Breaking and entering playset is not supposed to be used for ACUTAL breaking and entering? Same situation as that episode.
#34
Quote by minchew
DUDE! Its just a goddamn street sign! All I want to know is how to get it down without breaking anything! Can someone just tell me and not be a smart ass?

Just use a goddamned wrech you half wit. A simple wrench.
#35
No. We won't tell you how to do some illegal BS to impress some stupid girl.
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#36
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Like I said, I sadly dont know anything about tools, so I dont know what it was.

But you sir ARE a tool
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#38
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All I want to know is how to get it down without breaking anything!


Laws will be broken

Get 2 cresents and a friend and go unbolt it, its not hard.

But it is stupid.
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#39
Ok, fine. Thanks for absolutely NOTHING. Im not even bother looking at this anymore. And one last thing. Im not trying to get laid. Its just a girl Ive known for a long time and I agreed to do it. I dont want to, I wouldnt normally do it, but I figured one sign wouldnt kill. Ill just go buy one.
#40
sawzall with a metal blade although it will be loud as fuck.

otherwise just knock the whole thing down with a sledge hammer.
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