#1
well i played my first proper gig last night with my mates band. I filled in as their singer/guitarist. It went alright, people liked us. But things were done afterwards what some people might...uh...regret. Those things were done by...uh...me. And i may have been ..um... under the influence.

Whats the worst thing u guys have done after a gig??
#2
Had sex.

..Actually, that was the best thing.
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#3
you peed on the crowd, didn't you?
EDIT: also have sex. girlfriends get horny after watching guys play a gig.
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also have sex. girlfriends get horny after watching guys play a gig.

So do other peoples' girlfriends.
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#6
What did you do?
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I just got done playing a bar, and I accidentally the whole bar. I know, cool story, bro.
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#13
I'm assuming you did something awesome like jerk off into the crowd whilst either in mid-air while in the process of crowd diving, or while you were crowd surfing after said crowd dive. Anything less than that and I'll be disappointed. Unless you replace "jerk off" with "take a dump"...
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This thread is pointless without details of what TS did.
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#17
Stay sober.
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#18
i tripped over my lead and nearly fell off the stage after my first gig
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What Did You Do Ts?!?!?!?!! Ahhhh
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#20
After my first ever gig I went and got high with the other performers in the back of a van... We got busted.
It was very hard to explain to my step dad when he came to pick me up and I was on the floor in handcuffs with a rather large policeman digging his knee into my spine.
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#21
WTF!! he hasn't replied yet?! It's been an hour already!

[edit] hour and a half!
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#22
i got straplocks cus i lifted my arms and took a bow and my strat fell off
you know that thing that happens when you sit down
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im sorry that was mean, i assume the obvious?
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#25
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I'm assuming you did something awesome like jerk off into the crowd whilst either in mid-air while in the process of crowd diving, or while you were crowd surfing after said crowd dive. Anything less than that and I'll be disappointed. Unless you replace "jerk off" with "take a dump"...


wow...if i had thought of this onstage then it would have been a night 2 remember!!!! not one i should try 2 forget... :S
#27
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Not have sex.

this.. I'm such a virgin it's unreal.. I never get close enough to action..


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this.. I'm such a virgin it's unreal.. I never get close enough to action..


damn sheltered school with lack of sex!!


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#29
I got drunk and high, i fu.cked up few solos, then there was this (drunk) chick still chasing me and then i went home with my ex-gf and felt asleep. It was awesome

And dude... Oh my god... just tell us!
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