Poll: Can YOU Piss With An Erection?
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View poll results: Can YOU Piss With An Erection?
Why, yes I can!
413 81%
No
69 14%
WTF? Is this even possible??!
26 5%
Voters: 508.
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#1
This is inspired and in the same vein (no pun intended) as the pissing in the shower thread. Well, can you? I can, but only if I hunch over.


I just realized this is probably a very pointless thread.
#4
i have to bend it, damn you morning wood!
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#10
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Yes, but I get about five different pee streams going in seperate directions.

this is caused by pre-cum..

i can pee with an erection but its hard to aim.....pun intended
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#11
Not with a rock hard hard-on. But with morning wood it's possible.

Edit: Okay, I don't know about the first one, but the second one is at least proved to be doable.
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#12
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You took the words right out of my mouth
#14
Yeah, f*ucking stings though.
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#15
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this is caused by pre-cum..

i can pee with an erection but its hard to aim.....pun intended


Actually it's usually after I masturbate, so that's probably true.

>_>

I really didn't want to say that...
#16
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Depends.

Well, I guess it would be easier peeing with an erection if you wore Depends.
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#18
youre not supposed to...?


Look up vas deferens.


but yes, i can... and i have.
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#21
i need to make my torso like parallel to the ground and sometimes it shoots out to the side or the stream forks but yeah
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#23
I can piss with one. Getting it in the toilet is a different story altogether.
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#24
Ya, I do it fountain style, where I calculate the correct angle and piss away, I'd like to say I'm a pro.
#25
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Actually it's usually after I masturbate, so that's probably true.

>_>

I really didn't want to say that...

its ok, i 'd say that all posters in this thread have experienced it
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#26
i have to bend way over then relax real good to let it work up a stream, as the pee flows the erection goes making it progressively easier, by the end pee is gone, as is the morning wood
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#27
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its ok, i 'd say that all posters in this thread have experienced it


Lol, it's just terrifying when you go to piss and all of a sudden it's going on the ceiling and you can't stop it.
#29
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youre not supposed to...?


Look up vas deferens.


but yes, i can... and i have.


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#30
Yes, but most of the time it's a fountain of piss that I have to kind of position correctly so it falls in the toilet.
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#34
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well my bathroom is small enough, and toilet is centered enough so that i can place both hands on the wall behind the toilet and both feet on the wall in front of it. that way, my boner is directly over the toilet pointing straight down, no mess to clean up



but if you fall you'll snap your boner....please let us know if you do
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#36
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no..

the vas deferens is a part of your body.. more importantly its apart of your penzor. inside you.. above your prostate.


its supposed to be like a switch that stops you from pissing while hard.. and it does more i think.
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#37
i can, but i have to be careful. it's hard to aim and you might miss. you also have to walk forward slightly every time before it's back to it's floppy state. after that, though, there's a 33% chance that it will burn.
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#38
yes.. with morning glory I can.
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#39
Yes, but not with accuracy.
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#40
for those talking about aiming..

after sex: dont piss into the toilet.. pee into her shower. no aim required
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