#1
Lately I've been wondering about body language, they say that body language never lies. So I am wondering what are the basic and advanced styles of body language and what do they mean. Pics would help also so

Here's a classical example

The Shrug


means that they are not confident and not sure in what they are saying.
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#2
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on topic: classic folded arms means closed off etc
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I'm also highly fascinated by body language, but again don't know much about it.. I should learn a bit more about it.. I might know if a girl is making advances then, instead of me being a naive twat.
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On Topic: If made subconsciously, the body language can't lie.
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Crossing legs = insecurity.

or just women?
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Lately I've been wondering about body language, they say that body language never lies. So I am wondering what are the basic and advanced styles of body language and what do they mean. Pics would help also so

Here's a classical example

The Shrug


means that they are not confident and not sure in what they are saying.


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or just women?


ZING!


eye contact + smile = WIN.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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ZING!


eye contact + smile = WIN.

eye contact+smile/staring at boobs= big slap to the face :/
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#13
1 raised eyebrow (ie. Dwayne Johnson) can mean many things such as:

1. I'm confused.
2. What the hell are you doing?
3. Oh so you think you can f*ck with me eh?
4. Can you smell what the rock is cooking.
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eye contact+smile/staring at boobs= big slap to the face :/


How do you make eye contact and stare at someone breasts at the same time? I'd like to learn this skill.
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How do you make eye contact and stare at someone breasts at the same time? I'd like to learn this skill.

...wait I was supposed to do the eye contact bit, damn
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Quote by aaciseric
How do you make eye contact and stare at someone breasts at the same time? I'd like to learn this skill.


You can either:
1.Try, fail to cross your eyes and look like an idiot.
2.Focus on her breasts while still looking in her eyes. (using peripherical vision)

I'd go for the 2nd.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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I got a question what does it mean when a girl touches her hair?


It means she likes her hair and she wants you to aknowledge it.


AND THEN TELL HER SHE HAS NICE HAIR!


then continue the process until you get to the post below me.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#20
Quote by aaciseric
How do you make eye contact and stare at someone breasts at the same time? I'd like to learn this skill.


Wait, you had me under the impression that you were a lizard. You mean you can't look in two directions at once?
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If a girl is playing with her hair while she's talking/hanging out with you, it generally means she wants your penis.


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#22
Quote by aaciseric
How do you make eye contact and stare at someone breasts at the same time? I'd like to learn this skill.

Lazy eye. Just ask Thom Yorke, he's a God at it I hear.
#24
People look too much into body language. I cross my legs everywhere I go, and it simply serves a comfortable position. I touch my hair all the time to fix it. Sometimes I dont' make eye contact with people because they are ugly.


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#26
I read an interesting thing about handshakes a while ago. It said that if someone shakes your hand, and both of your hands and equal, ie, equally up as down, that means the person sees you as somebody that could be equal to you. But, if they force their hand so it's pushing your palm upwards more, it means the person thinks that they are higher than you.
It was an interesting read, it had ****-tons of similar things about body language, but I can't find it again.
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#27
BODY LANGUAGE IS NOT SET IN STONE!

Take them as hints, you can't assume "Oh, she's crossing her legs, so shes protecting herself." She could just be comfortable with that. I have really long hair now,and it requires a lot of maintenance. A lot of guys seem to think I'm gay because I play with my hair, when its the fact that it's just long and it keeps getting in my face. IT will be COMPLETELY SUBCONSCIOUS, they won't even know they're doing it.

Crossing legs = protecting themselves, watch to who the knee is facing
Legs open = they are open to who is around them.
arms crossed = protecting themselves, stuck up/arrogance

If someone is lieing, they might distract themselves with another part of their body, like touching the back of their head, their ear, their nose, etc.

Playing with hair = attraction, I've seen both men and women do it. It's completely subconscious.
Adjusting themselves in some way, like fixing their shirt, their pants, etc = attraction.

If a man has his thumb in his belt = attraction

if someone is facing away from you, it means they might not like you.

But be wary,my fellow pit monkeys, for a lot of women will manipulate their body language to deceive you. If you're perceptive, with experience, you'll be able to tell if it's genuine or not. If you can tell that they are, learn to manipulate your body language yourself, they'll never expect it.

#28
Quote by aaciseric
How do you make eye contact and stare at someone breasts at the same time? I'd like to learn this skill.

it's called the lazy eye technique.. you train for many years so you can make your eyes look in opposite directions.. then you say "I apologise for my lazy eye" one eye in her boob-age, one in her eyeline. simple.
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"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#29
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Lazy eye. Just ask Thom Yorke, he's a God at it I hear.

It's actually paralyzed.
#30
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Sometimes I dont' make eye contact with people because they are ugly.

The fact that you used such a sincere tone when you wrote that, makes it all the more funny. You made me laugh out loud. Thank you.