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I have to wake up at 5:30am in the morning to go with my friends to settle some things my parents don't need to know about. I need a good excuse to tell my parents why I'm going out so early with them. Yea, I never wake up that early.

Suggestions?
#2
i'd give you a really boss suggestion, but i need you to elaborate more on why you need to be out with your friends at 5:30am............................................
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Stay over at a friend's house that night? Preferably a friend whose parents don't give a fuck.
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#10
say that you signed up for summer school and it starts early...


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#12
i go with the sleepover idea.
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I have to wake up at 5:30am in the morning to go with my friends to settle some things my parents don't need to know about. I need a good excuse to tell my parents why I'm going out so early with them. Yea, I never wake up that early.

Suggestions?


Admit to them that you're gay and run out of the house flapping your wrists and crying.
mmmmmmhmmm

That's exactly what I've been trying to say.

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#15
tell them you're going for a run, make sure to come back with sweat, which I'm sure you will, since you'll probobly rape some innoccent babies along the way
#16
Wtf are your parents doing up that early? What time do they gotta work?

Chances are they'll be in their room getting ready so just leave. If they question say you started running in the morniings and that its too cold in the mornings to wear sweats.
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#17
i like the sleepover idea. i don't think any other plan is gonna fly.
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#18
Tell them that you've decided to start being healthier, and are starting by going to sleep early and waking up early for a morning jog, and that you might stop at your friend's house cause he wakes up early too.

and when you never wake up early again, they'll shrug it off as a quick phase and continue on unknowingly.
#19
tell your parents your entire house is outta toilet paper and you have to poop at your friends house.
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#20
it would depend on how long it would take to go cuz if it won't take that long you could just leave them a note "out for a walk" and they wouldn't know what time you left.
#21
I suggest you think of a better title than Ok, so

Tell them you need to drive a friend to a train station.
There be no shelter here.
#22
Cover yourself with a blanket and walk out the door. That which can't be identified, can't be questioned...
#24
Tell her you need to wake up obscenely early to go over to your friends house and watch a soccer match (or some other sporting event happening live in a different time zone).
#25
Say you forgot something really important somewhere like your cell phone and need to retrieve it.
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#28
ok, now that you know how to get over there, why the hell do you need to be there at 530 in the morning?
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#29
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Admit to them that you're gay and run out of the house flapping your wrists and crying.


haha thats amazing, yeah do that. it would be amazing
#30
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ok, now that you know how to get over there, why the hell do you need to be there at 530 in the morning?

yes, tell us, pl0x.


Unless your parents are on UG

in which case your screwed anyway.
#32
you're helping clean the streets of america with new york's finest.
i guess
#33
"I'm goin' out. if i'm not back by 4:00 avenge my death." and just walk out the door.
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#34
You cant not tell the pit what your doing. Thats like running for President and not telling the country your motives.
#35
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You cant not tell the pit what your doing. Thats like running for President and not telling the country your motives.

I would vote for you.
#36
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I would vote for you.


I dont even know what my motives would be. Id probly let Qubec seperate then invade them.
#37
Tell them it's for a Klan meeting, cuz it's obvious you're gonna kick someone's ass.
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I dont even know what my motives would be. Id probly let Qubec seperate then invade them.

K now I know I'm voting for you.
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K now I know I'm voting for you.

I second that!
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