#1
First of all, sorry for my english because it's not even near of being perfect, but all of what i'm going to tell to you is true. It just happened.

I'm on my winter vacations so I went to the north of my country (Chile) to have a good time with my friends, I drank 8 Bottles of Pisco (similar to vodka ~35° In 8 days minimum.

That means 1 bottle per day, without counting all the beers that we were drinking on the day. Also I'm not habitual weed smoker but i got high 3 times on this 8 days.

So after all this crazy campfire party I arrived to my house arround 4 hours ago.
On the previous days sometimes I thought hearing some minimal voices on my head but I ignored them...

I was really tired so I decided to get on the jacussi of my parents (they are out of home with all my family) To get it better i put some salts on it, and some shlts to put colour, I put to many of them so the water went black (someone just called my name, oh my fvching god i'm crying..) I'm not sure that i can finish this **** I'm going to go for my cellphone in case i need to call a friend FVCK...

Well I jumped on the water and put on play Dark side of the moon at FULL VOLUME,

I can't, man i cant sorry tomorrow i tell you people what the **** happened
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#2
wat

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#3
wat

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#4
Drug Thread is awesome check it out...
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#8
...I'm sorry, what?
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#9
wat

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#13
I call shenanigans
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#15
what the ****


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#16
You remind mes of Skwisgaar.

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#17
I'm guessin you havn't slepped much.. the best thing you can do is get some rest.
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i thought you meant there was some ancient indian spirit named desi who would come and haunt me during my trip.
#18
This thread should be stickied.


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#22
cool story bro
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I you for posting this.

<-- Pretty much sums me up

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#25
'm not trying to fvching lie or anything I have been here too long for that, I just called my best friend he is coming i bet on 2 minutes...

I think my brain just blowed up, I mean I was listening to Dark side of the moon and it all cracked up i think on time or great gig in the sky, I'm quite sure that I listenend to the clock's of time.

I was on a jacussi because i was ****in tired after all this awesome weekend. I have been drinking since 2002 on a regular basis so i think I can hold my liquour.

The black water started talking to me as the girls i met yesterday, IT keep saying to me tiky tiky you are awesome, are you the best, are you are you? Are you the best, what is happening to you, what is happening, (it's happening again) So i tried to calm down, but i exploded and yelled SHUT UP! and then a man voice say, talk to me talk to me.

I cracked up, run from jacussi turn off the stereo and without the noise the voices are to small to understand what they want to say

Where the **** is this guy
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#26
wat

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