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#1
Sup.

Any miracle cures? My acne or pimples aren't really that bad but they do piss me off a bit. Things like proactive either work or they don't and they don't seem to do too much for me.

Anyone found anything that just kills it off instantly? Some random miracle cure.
#3
Wait and grow up...

or you can rub some icy hot on your pimples.
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#5
Go to a dermatologist and ask them, that's what I did....

Otherwise, I hear bull seamen works pretty well.
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#7
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Wait and grow up...

or you can rub some icy hot on your pimples.

Same for backne?
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I hear bull seamen works pretty well.

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#9
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Otherwise, I hear bull seamen works pretty well.


bull seamen?


...


We're not the village people, we're the Pit!
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#10
Supposedly the urine thing actually works, but I wouldn't go around telling people you tried it either...
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Wait and grow up...

or you can rub some icy hot on your pimples.

I came to this thread SPECIFICALLY to say that


You win this time, and probably a lot of other times and probably will much more times in the future.
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#14
Quote by you = fail
I came to this thread SPECIFICALLY to say that


You win this time, and probably a lot of other times and probably will much more times in the future.




also, I have a new personal pic, if you're stupid enough to go see my profile page just because I said that, congratulations.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#15
My doctor prescribed me this Tretinoin Cream. You apply it at night and wash it off in the morning. So far it has worked pretty well for me and it doesn't make my skin all red and itchy either. Maybe you can ask your doctor about it?
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#16
There's this teatree facewash **** I use whenever I have a pimple show up, after a couple of days of using it (When you get in the shower, wet your face, then rub the stuff into your skin and leave it until you finish in the shower, then wash it off) the pimple just goes away.

Also makes your face feel good.
And drink lots of water.
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#17
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bull seamen?


...


We're not the village people, we're the Pit!
We're talking about people who spontaneously circle jerk with their friends.

Never put anything past The Pit.
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#19
Toothpaste will dry zits up really fast. To prevent zits wash your face once or twice a day and keep it moisturized. A dry face makes you break out more. Also keep your face shaved.
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We're talking about people who spontaneously circle jerk with their friends.

Never put anything past The Pit.


ok, I'm gonna go get my indian suit...

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Toothpaste will dry zits up really fast. To prevent zits wash your face once or twice a day and keep it moisturized. A dry face makes you break out more. Also keep your face shaved.


That sounds just like the kinda stuff Patrick Bateman would've said.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#22
Substitute water for soda and more than half of them will go away in a week.
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#23
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Sup.

Any miracle cures? My acne or pimples aren't really that bad but they do piss me off a bit. Things like proactive either work or they don't and they don't seem to do too much for me.

Anyone found anything that just kills it off instantly? Some random miracle cure.



Yeah, most kids have bad diets. Eat healthy dont eat sugary or fatty junk food.

^smashing pumpkins fan there knows where its at.
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#24
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Sex with a virgin goat worked pretty well for me. Might want to try it out.



I thought that said 'sax' with a virgin goat. That would be awesome/
#25
I use StrideX and it actually work's very well too. Within 2-3 days their gone.
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#27
The vaginal excretions of a female dragon.

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That was an excellent example of a creative sig.
#28
ask your dermotologist about 'acutane'. i took this wonder pill for 2 months and ALL my acne is gone. it makes some kids depressed and suicidal(no really, it does), but that suicidal psychotic rage will all pay off in the end(assuming u dont commit suicide of course)
#29
Quote by funkbass369
Toothpaste will dry zits up really fast. To prevent zits wash your face once or twice a day and keep it moisturized. A dry face makes you break out more. Also keep your face shaved.


Dont listen to these people. There was an acne thread a couple days ago and people were suggesting toothpaste. That is retarted. Sure it will dry out your face but it will also clog your pores with it, and i imagine its nearly impossible to get out.

Anyone that is retarted enough to put toothpaste on thier face deserves the result coming.
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#30
if it's just normal acne, don't waste your money on expensive creams and what not. Everybody gets at least a little bit of acne, and there isn't much you can do to get rid of it. You can however do a few things to minimize it.

1. wash your face twice a day. I like the stuff nivea makes for men. Also, if you shave a lot get some aftershave lotion. Gillette makes a good one.

2. eat healthy. Drink more water, less sweets (soda included) and get your exercise.

3. Stop picking at them/rubbing your face no matter how bad it itches.

4. jack off at least once a day. If you don't all that evil semen builds up inside of you and it manifests through your pores as pimples.*

5. cancel your porn memberships. Note that this should be your ABSOLUTE LAST RESORT. Only resort to this if you aren't getting the results you want from steps 1-4.


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#31
The dude above is right. A couple of my friends had a lot of acne. They all used acutane and it worked.

Now if you don't want to see a dermatologist and don't want to try anything someone has told you here, you could used sandpaper.

Like start with a 60 grit and slowly make your way to the finer 600 grit.
#32
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ok, I'm gonna go get my indian suit...



That sounds just like the kinda stuff Patrick Bateman would've said.

+1 on american psycho reference
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#33
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Dont listen to these people. There was an acne thread a couple days ago and people were suggesting toothpaste. That is retarted. Sure it will dry out your face but it will also clog your pores with it, and i imagine its nearly impossible to get out.

Anyone that is retarted enough to put toothpaste on thier face deserves the result coming.


retarted?
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#34
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#35
try to get face wash with glycolic acid i think it was...
or that proactiv **** works to
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ask your dermotologist about 'acutane'. i took this wonder pill for 2 months and ALL my acne is gone. it makes some kids depressed and suicidal(no really, it does), but that suicidal psychotic rage will all pay off in the end(assuming u dont commit suicide of course)

There gonna make you go through a lot more then what you just said. Theyll put you on some **** that don't work first, just to get some money. Then theyll get you blood work, which sucks, and it's monthly by the way. Then you may get acutane.
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#38
LOL at first word in OP

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