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#6
That SLUT!
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#8
That was one hell of a porno there.
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#9
Dude... what in god's name did you smoke to search for that on google???

Funny though, but she definately faked it...
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This was posted right after I posted said post in a completely different thread... Whups.


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#10
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you friggin weirdo.

what made you look that up?


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Dude... what in god's name did you smoke to search for that on google???

Funny though, but she definately faked it...



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I approve of this thread.

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#11
wat

[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


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#12
No surprise that Rihanna and "turtle orgasms" are related.
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#13
Dude . . . those turtle moans sounded almost human.


Hahaha, that was crazy.
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#14
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she faked it

I hate it when they fake it. Us guys will think our technique is working and never learn the right way to do it.
#15
I think this is pretty old,
but I seriously feel terrible about what I just watched.
I don't know why.
Something about that turtles face.
It think it was Satan.
#16
LOLlipops. how does one "cum" across that video.
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#17
I wish YouTube existed back when I was in high school. I had to do an oral presentation on turtles back in the 7th grade.

Also, it looks like he drugged her.
#18
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#19
What a stud.

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#20
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I hate it when they fake it. Us guys will think our technique is working and never learn the right way to do it.

Simple remedy.

F*CK that UP.

either that, or just make it a race.

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#21
at 1:17 the turtle winks
"yeah, well, you know...


that's just like... your opinion man."


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#24
His throat hole looks like a mini-vag00.
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#26
youtube thread.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#27
There's like a mouth inside a mouth. Freaky
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#28
Thanks to The Pit I've now seen two youtube videos of turtles orgasming. Thanks....
That was...... creepy, i feel dirty.
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#29
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Thanks to The Pit I've now seen two youtube videos of turtles orgasming. Thanks....
That was...... creepy, i feel dirty.

The other one is of the turtle fucking a shoe right?
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I remember that


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#30
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The other one is of the turtle fucking a shoe right?


yeah, at least that one was kinda funny....
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#32
Why did you just make me watch this? I feel sick inside.
& Yes, I did laugh. But still, your one sick minded person.
Either than or you were high or drunk when you watched it & then posted it on here..
#33
Quote by mdwallin
you friggin weirdo.

what made you look that up?

I second this.

I feel dirty for watching that...
#34
too slow.


(cwut...?)
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#36
Is that what a turtle sounds like?
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#40
Sh!t's messed up.
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