#1
You know what i mean; in the toilet, tissues, underwear?


Don't act like you don't want to know
#2
wat

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#3
....your face????
If we're never together, if I'm never back again, well i swear to God that I'll love you forever. Evelyn, I'm not coming home tonight.
#6
I always ejac onto an old pair of boxers. Unfortunately, after ejac'ing onto the same pair for a few months, my mother found them.
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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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#9
My mouth.

I like to recycle. Save the environment, you know...
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#10
Why would you want to know this??
My gear so far >.>
Schecter Synyster standard
crappy BC rich bronze series warlock
Vox AD15VT-XL

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
#12
I have a pair of boxers that I've been usuing as a cumrag for about two months now. They used to be white and soft, they are now yellow and rock solid.
*parp*
#14
Quote by TooFast
I always ejac onto an old pair of boxers. Unfortunately, after ejac'ing onto the same pair for a few months, my mother found them.

lol same....


#15
Quote by Ravenwoods
lol same....



Did she say anything to you? Mine didn't, she just washed them and gave them back to me.
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



www.myspace.com/tarsusmusic
#16
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#17
Quote by TooFast
Did she say anything to you? Mine didn't, she just washed them and gave them back to me.

haha yeah, that's the worst part...my sisters do the washing as well
#18
socks
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#24
I could go for a cinnamon roll right about now.
I will more than likely never return to any thread I post in, so don't bother replying to me.
#26
Floor.
The arena is empty except for one man,
Still driving and striving as fast as he can.
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up,
And long ago somebody left with the cup,
But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns...
#27
The toilet bowl has been the recipient of my semen since lawd knows when.
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#28
Tissues.

I use to keep a fap rag near my bed. **** was pretty gross especially when it got all crusty.
#29
Quote by darkstar2466
The toilet bowl has been the recipient of my semen since lawd knows when.

Do you find that your semen looks a lot more of a yellow colour when splattered on the backdrop of white porcelain compared to anywhere else?
*parp*
#30
Quote by Bleurgh
Do you find that your semen looks a lot more of a yellow colour when splattered on the backdrop of white porcelain compared to anywhere else?


I've never seen it yellow. Off-white at most. It blends in nicely with the porcelain color.

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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#31
Shower.Really,it's great,just do your business,wash and forget.
Seagulls,the chicken of the ocean.

Originally posted by Gunpowder:
Everyone just jumps on the bandwagon and gives the same advice in these situations. You know what? I'm going to be different. Call the firemen.
#32
Quote by Bleurgh
I have a pair of boxers that I've been usuing as a cumrag for about two months now. They used to be white and soft, they are now yellow and rock solid.



YELLOW?????
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you spelt colors wrong


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#36
I got a c0ck sock. Works wonders...but yeah it turns yellow
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I just noticed his sig too...I feel uncomfortable now...

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#38
Quote by DempseyPunk
I got a c0ck sock. Works wonders...but yeah it turns yellow

He knows.
*parp*
#39
In a bucket, filled with a mixture of wallpaper paste and PVA glue.


Try it. You'll see.
#40
I cum onto the palm of my hands(both hands, mind you) and smear it all over the walls of my parents' room.
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