#1
so what are your favourites, doesnt matter if they're local legends or known across the world.

one of my favourites is that dr.pepper kills your sperm (i have seen no proof that it does if there is any proof please show me, but no pics, i mean like an article).

Also inb4 global warming
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so what are your favourites, doesnt matter if they're local legends or known across the world.

one of my favourites is that dr.pepper kills your sperm (i have seen no proof that it does if there is any proof please show me, but no pics, i mean like an article).

Also inb4 global warming


It's Mountain Dew not Dr. pepper, N00b.
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#3
That you can have a devil's threesome and still be straight if your balls touch the other guy.
#6
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It's Mountain Dew not Dr. pepper, N00b.


you dont get mountain dew in britain as far as im aware
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#7
the headlamps one is my personal favourite, bout the guy chasing the girl in the car because there is a murderer in her back seat
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#8
Girl who doesnt age...


wat


what exactly constitutes as a urban legend?
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#9
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you dont get mountain dew in britain as far as im aware


That's because they are saving Britain from a soda annihilation.

Be glad. Be very glad.
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#10
i gree bout the chupacabra. those things are bad ass.
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you dont get mountain dew in britain as far as im aware


You can... if you look hard enough!
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#14
It's rumored that if you take expel solid waste in a public place with nobody around (such as a store, sidewalk or parking lot), GG Allin's ghost will appear and lick it up.
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#15
my cousin told me about a local legend about the town near us
it's that if you go to this one place in santa paula in the mountains and if you run around a car
screaming chiva man a lot you just hear like a loud moose like noise
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#17
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#19
If you sync up Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of The Moon with The Wizard of Oz movie at the second(?) lion's roar at the very beginning, it matches up perfectly.

/lamelegend
#20
Not really legends but those kids who use to tell you to do some enormously daunting task in a pokemon game to get mew or something of equal rarity. (Ex. Mew is under the truck in versions red and blue etc.)
#21
the clitoris, coke+pop rocks, George Clooney, Bloody Mary.
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the clitoris, coke+pop rocks, George Clooney, Bloody Mary.


u mean the female orgasm.
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#24
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u mean the female orgasm.


No, I'm referring to the Clitoris, a mid sized monster that is said to dismember children who are in the forest alone at midnight.

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#27
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A sneeze has 10% of an orgasm.

Also; guy who pissed his way out of an avalanche.


Uber frostbite.
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#29
The one with the pop rocks and Coke!

or the one with the Draino and pop rocks


/Urban Legend reference