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#2
Because the gobble monster will get it.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#3
Indecent exposure?

No one wants to see it.
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#4
Because I could kill someone...

they might laugh themselves to death.
#13
same reason as why we don't ride our bikes with our kickstand down
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#14
I guy in our fraternity does it constantly...


He's gonna be a father in a couple of months
#15
I knew it...
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#16
in greece and/or rome, you could. i can't remember which, but as long as your foreskin wasn't retracted, you could be as naked as you wanted.
#DTWD
#17
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same reason as why we don't ride our bikes with our kickstand down


But... I do that all the time. I'm confused!
Tonight I kill your fucking face.
I killed your face.


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#18
you can but it is frowned upon...

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#21
Quote by primusfan
in greece and/or rome, you could. i can't remember which, but as long as your foreskin wasn't retracted, you could be as naked as you wanted.

I think Greece. Because they at least performed naked in the Olympics.
#23

Just become a nudist.
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#26
at teh begining of timez adam was inb4shame but eve accidentally the apple and then they had to lern2prude.

duh.
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#27
I use my wang as a beacon to let your mother know when she is needed. If it was always out, your mother would be a very busy bee.
#28
Quote by Mezmy
I guy in our fraternity does it constantly...


He's gonna be a father in a couple of months



LOL
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pull down his pants, his dick is probly the size of a newborn moose


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Found this quite funny.


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#29
Quote by LedZepKicksAzz
Because sexual organs are icky.

Why? Society since the dawn of time has fetishized and tabooized the human body; one must never be seen au naturel because it is somehow wrong and dirty...
#30
Quote by primusfan
in greece and/or rome, you could. i can't remember which, but as long as your foreskin wasn't retracted, you could be as naked as you wanted.


Why is it always the circumcised people who get the short end of the stick I cannot walk about nekkid just for that one operation goddamit

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#31
because everyone would trip all over it then it'd purple and hurty and Megan Fox, Pamela Anderson and Carmen Elektra would break up with me.
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#32
as I stated in a previous thread:


Because Western culture is dominated by prudish Protestants who think almost everything that comprises human nature is a sin and taboo.
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#33
because not all of us have asian slaves
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#36
Quote by Into The Unknow
Why is it always the circumcised people who get the short end of the stick I cannot walk about nekkid just for that one operation goddamit


Because you altered something that did not need to be altered and that is sometimes taboo.

In short some people take "If it ain't broke, don't fix it" a bit too serious.
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#37
Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
as I stated in a previous thread:


Because Western culture is dominated by prudish Protestants who think almost everything that comprises human nature is a sin and taboo.



and the rest of the world?


i dont think the japans or chiny are walking around with their cocks out.


and south america? even tribesmen cover their junk (if not put their pieces into weird phallic objects to make it look bigger)
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#38
...You mean you've never tried it?


ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT!!!
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#39
Quote by me_llamo_juan
I think Greece. Because they at least performed naked in the Olympics.


that and they were total ***s.

i actually take my dick out a lot. i don't really care. i think it's funny how taboo genitals are. they're just a part of my body, y'know?
#DTWD
#40
Quote by arsonite
Because the people that make these laws all have small dicks.


You're signature at the end of your post made your post funny, well done.
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