#1
Share stories that'll keep your fellow pitgoers paranoid in the night.

Creepy, scary, whatever. As long as its a good story.

and because the last creepy thread got closed for some reason.


My grandpa told us a story about his time in the Vietnam War. They had captured one of the enemies and was holding him hostage.

As torture, they would cut slices of him off, cook it, then feed it to him.


:/


I want some ghost stories.
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Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#4
BOO!!!!


HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH That'll keep you up all night
everything purple tastes like grape
everything blue tastes like blueberry
everything pink tastes like watermelon
everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon
#5
Quote by DieGarbageMan
wat


:popcorn:


yeah hows it feel?


wat

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Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#7
Quote by magnus_maximus
I could type out a story I told in school that got me an A for speaking. It was pretty cool.


do eet.
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Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#8
Quote by magnus_maximus
I could type out a story I told in school that got me an A for speaking. It was pretty cool.

Don't do it please, we'll get scared.
#9
I LOVE STORIES.
Tell
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When I think of the perpetual journey through life
When it always feels like autumn
The wind moves slowly to the north
And the flowers die
Rain falls in my dreams

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#10





I'll come up with a story.
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Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#11
Lets all call centorium!


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joke's on you, i actually fuck my cat
#12
One time I opened this thread.


I'm sorry. I had to.
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Could be, but the most important thing to remember is that it wasn't your fault, even if it was.
#13
Quote by magnus_maximus
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and will get you a ****-slap from yours truly.

Hmm.. Lemme think about how I'll word it...


Proper sarcasm can be really effective. His comment however, was not proper sarcasm.
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dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#15
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Here's a scary story; average male sperm count has halved in the last 50 years.

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#16
Quote by magnus_maximus
Here's a scary story; average male sperm count has halved in the last 50 years.

That's rather relieving.
Quote by MakinLattes
dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#19
Quote by trapperkeeper
I know nobody wants to see a youtube link, this video is definately worth a watch. don't read the description first.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnCoMwWYr-c


MIND****



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Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#20
Quote by magnus_maximus
Here's a scary story; average male sperm count has halved in the last 50 years.


And this is bad...how?

1. lower sperm count=lower pregnancy rates
2.lower pregnancy rates=more sex
3. more sex=more win
4.???
5. profit?!
Free at last! Free at last! God Almighty FREE AT LAST!
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#21
Quote by Momentosis
MIND****




LAME!!! I saw that coming.
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I do believe so. I think heard it on TV once upon a time.

Edit: Wait, what the fuck was I watching on TV that had to do with ass hair?


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ndogg, is actually a kitty


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thanks ndogg.

/thread.

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I applaud thee.
#23
One time I was hanging out with my friends...then we picked up some hitch hiker bitch who shot herself in the head later...we then went to a crazy old man's house and got attacked by an even crazier guy wielding a chainsaw...killed me and a bunch of my friends...only one survived...luckily it was the hot chick.
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#24
Quote by classicrockboy
One time I was hanging out with my friends...then we picked up some hitch hiker bitch who shot herself in the head later...we then went to a crazy old man's house and got attacked by an even crazier guy wielding a chainsaw...killed me and a bunch of my friends...only one survived...luckily it was the hot chick.


You forgot the part about the girl pulling the gun out of her vagina and then shooting herself.
Quote by MakinLattes
dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#25
A LONG LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY.........


STAR WARS EPISODE III THE REVENGE OF THE SITH

Bu, bum,bu,bu BU,bu,bububub,BU


thats some scary ****
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#26
That's an interesting story.
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