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#1
Who made them king of the animals anyway? Sure, they've got the wicked cool mane that makes them overly produce sweat, but they don't even hunt their own food. The female lioness does. All the male lions do is sit on their ass and get first eat. Bunch of bull if you ask me. Actually sounds like modern culture really.

They're not even that fast either. They're pretty fat. They sleep for around 20 hours a day. Such a shame, they used to seem cool.

Tigers, on the other hand, will always dominate.

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#3
They can rip you apart and eat you alive with no guilt. felines FTW
#6
They seem like kings to me.
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#7
Lions act how a lot of men backwards-minded men want to act, and since medieval people didn't care much for equal rights, lions were popular among men.
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#8
I agree, tigers are way cooler then lions.
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#11
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#12
Well that's because they're kings.

Tigers are more like knights or some shit

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#13
TIGERS FTW!
Were lions good enough to be along side the famous "Calvin" in the beloved comic "Calvin and Hobbes"?

No.

Tigers PWN.
#14
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Silverback gorilla would own all those cat bitches anyway.


I wouldn't dare cross a mean gorilla with a dildo in his hand.


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Holy Moses.
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#16
Yeah lions are lame, they can't win a game to save their lives.
#17
are you a feminist, 'cause you sound like one...
make me a samich

i think your a pissed off female tiger
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Yeah lions are lame, they can't win a game to save their lives.

SONOFABITCH!
I lost.
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Call life; though unreal shapes be pictured there,
And it but mimic all we would believe
#20
Have you ever seen a lion do anything other than just sit on it's fat ass and wait for it's female to feed him? Sure, there's pictures of that cool rawr they do, but they're basically just yawning after taking more than 3 quarters of a day's rest.

Bunch of losers.

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Holy Moses.
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#23
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Go tell that to a Lion's face.

I don't think lions understand English.


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#24
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Go tell that to a Lion's face.


it'll probably be sleeping

Kickass avatar btw
#26
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Go tell that to a Lion's face.


Of course, I forgot they understand English.

You're thinking of the lioness. They do the hunts/killing. The "king of animals" just sits and sleeps and is only awake for 4 hours of the day.

EDIT: Besides, we're HUMANS. We have brains. We invent things. Things called guns. Not that I would kill a lion's sorry ass.

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Holy Moses.
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#27
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Fat Cat gobbling some tasty shit. Looks like Garfield from here, mate.
#28
pauldpro seems really pissed off about lion, is you a feminist
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The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#29
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Fat Cat gobbling some tasty shit. Looks like Garfield from here, mate.


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#30
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pauldpro seems really pissed off about lion, is you a feminist


No, sorry to answer this late, but I am male. I'm just so pissed off that the one animal I worshipped when I was a young boy was just a huge fat ass the entire time.

My childhood memories are crushed.


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Holy Moses.
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#31
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Of course, I forgot they understand English.

You're thinking of the lioness. They do the hunts/killing. The "king of animals" just sits and sleeps and is only awake for 4 hours of the day.

EDIT: Besides, we're HUMANS. We have brains. We invent things. Things called guns. Not that I would kill a lion's sorry ass.


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so i had myself some poon.
#32
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You've just taken that picture from a flattering angle. If you look at this one, you begin to appreciate the true scale of your fat cat.

#33
You're all wrong lions neither tigers are the kings, the true kings are the
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#34
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Look at that sorry excuse of an animal. Look at those stubby legs. Reminds me of a pirate with a wooden leg named "Stubbs" that tries to sell people fried fish and chips.

INTOLERANCE IS IGNORANCE


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Holy Moses.
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#35
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No, sorry to answer this late, but I am male. I'm just so pissed off that the one animal I worshipped when I was a young boy was just a huge fat ass the entire time.

My childhood memories are crushed.


Welcome to reality, where disillusionment is a blink away.
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#36
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Look at that sorry excuse of an animal. Look at those stubby legs. Reminds me of a pirate with a wooden leg named "Stubbs" that tries to sell people fried fish and chips.




#37
Ovcharka>All modern day land animals



Plus they're not illegal exotic animals that you can't train.
#38
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That would make a GREAT billboard ad.

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Holy Moses.
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#39
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Ovcharka>All modern day land animals



Plus they're not illegal exotic animals that you can't train.


What the heck is that?
1971 - was the f***ing year
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#40
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That would make a GREAT billboard ad.

Feel free to use it, as long as it is known that I coined that phrase.
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