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This web site is a treasure trove.

http://www.findingmygoddess.com/

Hi. I'm Mark. Thanks for visiting my web site.

I'm looking for a true Goddess for life-long intimate relationship and awesome marriage. She is HIGHLY intelligent, VERY sexy, and DEEPLY spiritual.

Please accept my apology for the length of this message. There is really no way to condense it into a nutshell, so if it's too long for you, then we are not a match. I wish you the best of luck finding the relationship you want and deserve. I am seeking a woman who LOVES it that I have put so much thought into creating a fabulous, transcendent relationship... someone who ENJOYS reading my lengthy message!

In this message I state what I want, and I do it firmly, assertively, and quite seriously. But I am negotiable. If you are interested but have objections, please feel free to state your objections to me. Also, because my tone is so serious here, this web site does not reveal my sense of humor. But if you get to know me, I will make you laugh and laugh and laugh! Seriously!
Death to Ovation haters!
#4
Seriously!
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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#5
He's hawt...


wat

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#6
lol
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i can become erect whilst displeasing women




What a talented person.
#8
I'm a deeply spiritual man. As I explain in detail below, my guidance comes directly from God (or, as my Buddhist friends would say, from my Buddha Nature). I am well aware that you might think otherwise. As you read my message, you might conclude that I have an over-inflated ego and that, rather than following "divine guidance," I should instead work on "getting over myself"—and, indeed, given the expansiveness of my message, that would be a very "normal" reaction for you to have.
#9
He's looking for one thing


pants party.
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#10
Anyone read his 'Political Manifesto'?


* Transformation of Computers and the Computer Industry into the LIGHT.
* Transformation of Science into the LIGHT.
* Transformation of Health Care into the LIGHT.
* Transformation of Business Management into the LIGHT.
* Transformation of Arts and Entertainment into the LIGHT.
* Transformation of Education into the LIGHT.
* Sexually Enlightened Religion, including Transformation of the Sex Industry into the LIGHT.
* Transformation of News Reporting into the LIGHT.
* Transformation of Agriculture, Food Production and Food Distribution into the LIGHT.
* Elimination of Hunger, Poverty and Homelessness.
* Destiny Support.
* Transformation of Prisons into the LIGHT.
* Transformation of the Insurance Industry into the LIGHT.
* Transformation of the Investment and Securities Industry into the LIGHT (the need for this has never been more compelling than right now with the crisis on Wall Street).
* Transformation of Taxation into the LIGHT.
* Transformation of Government Regulation of Industry into the LIGHT.
* Transformation of Money into the LIGHT.
* Transformation of Legal Systems into the LIGHT.
#13
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Anyone read his 'Political Manifesto'?


thats about where i got to before face met desk
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#14
She is NOT a Scientologist.


Well, at least he's got standards.
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#16
Saving the world, cowabunga!

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someone kill that sad mother****er, that is so embarrassing.



Wait, you want him dead because you're embarrassed?
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#18
hahahaha
he said


If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length. I have written a book (not yet published) entitled, Resurrecting the Innocence in Prostitutes. Fascinating topic! And it's an important part of my Global Vision.
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xjosheex, you have made a simple answer to it all haha


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I hope he gets a blood disease and dies alone and screaming.


I mean that in the nicest way possible of course.
#19
It's things like this that almost make me understand whyChina has a censored interweb.
#22
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Yup

He doesn't mention how he'd tackle terrorism or global warming though..


He knows not to fix things that doesn't need fixing.

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#23


HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#24
Quote by PeZ546
Yup

He doesn't mention how he'd tackle terrorism or global warming though..

Transform them into the LIGHT?
#26
the best part is the ending where he descends into infinite glory giving to various gods. Like the authenticity stamp on his sanity
#27
Seems like quite a catch.

I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#28
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I just emailed him and asked to respond to the thread if he liked!!
Brilliant. I hope he becomes a frequent user of UG, that'd make my days so much less dull.
#32
at playmadness.
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#37
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Oh god this is hilarious.


Is he enticing...suicide?!

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This is like the anti-boxxy.


God, boxxy is hot.
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#39
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Transform them into the LIGHT?

That would be my guess as well.
Death to Ovation haters!
#40
Quote by PeZ546
I think I've found a flaw with this guy:

what? he came of age in the sixties and dislikes rock?





He could transform it into THE LIGHT!!!!!!!!
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