#1
alright pit, so i got this:



now I know you guys can come up with amazing ideas of what to do with it
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Long story short, 10 minutes later we were all sat there jerking off. (Our own, not each others)

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How am i gay? I was jerking it to the women, and i didn't look at my roomates things.
#2
Green Man Group.
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#3
rob a bank?

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#12
Shoot some video and learn how to chroma-key
Last edited by Vikingx at Jul 27, 2009,
#13
Quote by Mobes52
get in the trunk of a friend's car, and hop out and run away at a stoplight.


+1
i like this
Quote by Union Jake

Long story short, 10 minutes later we were all sat there jerking off. (Our own, not each others)

Quote by Union Jake
How am i gay? I was jerking it to the women, and i didn't look at my roomates things.
#16
jizz in your suit and see how long it takes before you drown in it...

Quote by Mobes52
get in the trunk of a friend's car, and hop out and run away at a stoplight.


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#20
1.) Stand at/around a busy intersection.
2.) Point at somebody.
3.) Walk towards them, and follow them until they glance back at you, then just stand still, then abandon them.
4.) Film and repeat.
#21
TS, where the hell did you get that? i want one!
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#22
Cut 2 eye holes and a dickhole in it. Hide in a friend's trunk. Make sure you have a boner. When he stops the car, jump out and scare him, then cockslap him.
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If loving ham makes me gay, I'm Rob Halford.


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MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


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This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen


^^ Directed at me. E-peen wankery sigs ftw.

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#23
that's either a guy with no penis or a woman with no boobs

i can't seem to decide which

i think you should go to the busiest place in your area of residence and just walk around.
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#24
1 Pretend you're a blowup doll
2 cut a hole where your butthole is
3 lay in a seedy alleyway behind a porn store
4 ???
5 profit
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He is not amused.
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#27
It's the green man suit, seen in the show "It's always sunny in philadelphia" (For people who don't know).

Just wear it whenever you go out in public. lulz will be had.

Just imagine waiting by your car while you're getting gas dressed in that. Or waiting in line at the post office. Or even the look on the guy's face who gives you your food when your go through a fast food drive thru. It will be priceless
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I was there
Last edited by ilikeguitar90 at Jul 27, 2009,
#30
Sing Michael Jackson songs in the middle of the road during rush-hour.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


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that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


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Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.