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#1
Dick Cheese

A white crusty substanace that forms all on and around the penis when a man hasn't washed it after sex or at all in a long time

baby, you better take care of that dick cheese before you think i'm going down on ya

Bucking Bronco

Term used to describe an odd doggy style method. The male leans down over the female during sex then strongly grips the breasts then says into the ear of the female something that would cause her to frantically try to get away (i have aids, your sister was better, where did this rash on my dick come from?, your a lot better than that cold girl i met in the morgue, etc..)

man when i told that beyotch that i had aids, shit was like a bucking bronco


Bn

short for "bitch nigga" or a young black lady who is annoying or complains too much; can also be applied to black people in general

"Shut up, bn!"----as in "Shut up, ho!"

Chicken Dinner

When you're having sex with a girl, right before you blow your load everywhere, you stop and take her downstairs. You proceed to eat a chicken dinner. Do not offer her any, she is a woman. What you do next is crucial. You find a phonebook, make it into a funnel and shove it up her ass. Then you stick your fingers down your own throat and puke the chicken dinner into the phonebook, and proceed to **** her in the ass.

Marshal totally pulled a chicken dinner last night, with jessica!

The chicken dinner was made up by my friends awhile ago.
#3
lol
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#5
The Pit
Home of the biggest collection of dirt bag douche bags on the internet. Members have beat up kids, engaged in sexual orgies, had alcohol related legal problems, enjoy strippers, gay porn, vacation in Elko Nevada, enjoy making crafts and knitting, raise goats, promote alternate lifestyles, members of BigBrothers. To join our chat sessions you must be naked. Shaved genitals is a plus.

The pit is an internet message board. Everyone who posts there is a douchebag. A naked douchebag.
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

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#6
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Chicken Dinner

When you're having sex with a girl, right before you blow your load everywhere, you stop and take her downstairs. You proceed to eat a chicken dinner. Do not offer her any, she is a woman. What you do next is crucial. You find a phonebook, make it into a funnel and shove it up her ass. Then you stick your fingers down your own throat and puke the chicken dinner into the phonebook, and proceed to **** her in the ass.

Marshal totally pulled a chicken dinner last night, with jessica!

The chicken dinner was made up by my friends awhile ago.





GO HUSKERS!

12/5/1993 --R.I.P. J.J.S.-- 6/4/2010
#7
Yeah... Chicken dinner was made by a group of my more "creative" (read: ****ed in the head) friends.
#8
"Winslow"


A ****ing soldier.

My last name
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#9
Texas Chili Dog
The action of releasing your bowels on your female partners chest, then proceeding to have sex in between her breats.

Cinnamon Roll
The act of ejaculating on your own feces

Swashbuckler
Defecating into a womans vagina, followed by placing ones mouth to the vagina and repeatedly sucking in and out
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#11
Kensai
This class is also known as the Sword Saints, and consists of a warrior who has been specially trained to be one with his sword. They are deadly fast, and trained to fight without encumbrance.
A kensai is a mixture of a ninja, and samurai.
#12
Baby Lottery

Putting a funnel in a girl's vagina while you and your friends all masturbate into the funnel, then 9 months later you all go in for DNA tests to see who the father of the child is.

The entire baskeball team participated in a baby lottery on a sexy cheerleader. Nine months later, Billy was the winner.
"The rule of law -- it must be held high! And if it falls you pick it up and hold it even higher!" - Hercule Poirot

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#13
I go to urbandictionary when I don't understand weed lingo Generally the rest of the **** isn't relevant to my life...


except for the Chicken Dinner
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theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#14
only cause its my name.

Will

A trench coat wearing, tall, blue eyed son of a bitch. Usually is proficient in some form of self defence, and just as likely to kick someone's ass in an argument than reason with them.

A Will usually carries two different personalities. There is the fiery emotional character who is caring, compassionate, and aggressive when angered, as well as the cold, contemplative warrior that he is frequently percieved as. Described as having "unlimited patience, and unlimited rage".

Well known for their craftsmanship, creative, and/or debating skills. Feelings towards them are usually extreme, being either deep affection or incredible hate. They dislike making enemies but strangely take pleasure in physical fighting, and are sometimes too quick to resolve situations with physical force.

Overall, though they may be intimidating at first, they are often kind people at heart, and are prone to emotional damage resulting from failed or lost relationships. As a slight result of this, many "Will"-type people are social nomads, not really binding with any type of social clique and working best by themselves.

Though a trait that they are certainly not proud of, some Wills are so eager to create friends, not enemies, that they will lie, and this actually leads to loosing in relationships, further on. They fiercely adhere to their beliefs however, and some even live by a veritable "code of honor", somewhat like modern-day samurai.
"He was pulling some real stuff... and he was so aggressive with him!"

Thomas spoke to his friend, recollecting the earlier fight. "He usually doesn't seem like this; perhaps he's turning into another Will?"


Also



Will

A pimp or gangster; someone who is known for talking **** and smoking marijuana; a G.

Dam, stop being will or you will get sent to christian boot camp


Pretty much all the definitions of Will
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#15
Dick Cheese is really called smegma.

DO NOT WIKIPEDIA SMEGMA UNLESS YOU WISH TO SEE PICTURES OF ****
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Fighting the Kraken

Incredibly loud and feverish masturbation, usually by a male.

"I don't wanna go back to my dorm room right now, my roommate's been in there for an hour and it sounds like he's fighting the Kraken."
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Giraffe

a large necked animal that lives primarily in africa. It preys on eagles, hawks, parrots, and other birds. A common misconception is that giraffes use their long necks to eat leaves. However they actually use them to scope out birds nests in the tops of trees. Their horns are used for stabbing hawks out of the air (they are often worn down to stumps from killing hundreds of hawks/eagles.) They are responsible for the endangerment of many birds (most notably bald eagles and the california condors).

Tourist: There are a lot of eagles in this area.
Park Ranger: Yep, the giraffes have migrated for the season.
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#18
VJ

v. see also VJ'd (past)
1. To accidentally ejaculate into your own eye
2. To accidentally ejaculate into your partner's eye

1. Oh man, that would have been so much better if I didn't VJ at the end
2. He's not that bad in bed, but at the end, he VJ'd me!


Funniest for me since I know a guy called VJ
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I go to urbandictionary when I don't understand weed lingo Generally the rest of the **** isn't relevant to my life...


except for the Chicken Dinner

I almost don't want to know why that's relevant...
#21
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VJ

v. see also VJ'd (past)
1. To accidentally ejaculate into your own eye
2. To accidentally ejaculate into your partner's eye

1. Oh man, that would have been so much better if I didn't VJ at the end
2. He's not that bad in bed, but at the end, he VJ'd me!


Funniest for me since I know a guy called VJ



I believe that the correct definition is Valve Junior, good sir.
#22
1. Liam

Liam aka P.I.M.P

Often found with bitches and a pimping stick with a gold handle.
"I once saw this guy dressed in a cape with a golden cane. He was like a ****ing shepherd, with hundreds of bitches swinging of his ****. They were all screaming somthing that sounded like liam! But it could have been heaven? The bitches were touching his cape and getting backhands left right and center. Now thats a PIMP if I ever saw one"
#25
Shoe
Not a sock.

"Hey man, that's a radical pair of shoes you got there. They ain't being no socks are they?"
"'Course not, they is shoes blud."
#26
mung 2958 up, 730 down love it hate it

The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partners. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging. Chicks'll dig this one.
Freeloading bastards who mung will surely burn in hell.
#29
icwutudidthar

'I see what you did there'.

imdeth: Oh come on, everyone makes a few speling misteaks.

ZeGuitarist: lol. icwutudidthar.

#30
Quote by vintage x metal
I go to urbandictionary when I don't understand weed lingo Generally the rest of the **** isn't relevant to my life...


except for the Chicken Dinner

#32
Weenis
Its actually the skin on your elbow.
Ow, I hit my weenis on the refrigerator.
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Basping 5 thumbs up
A British word native to some parts of South Wales, used when describing something disgusting, sick or unpleasant.
1. 'I had a pizza delivered earlier, it was proper basping'
2. 'I saw his new girlfriend...shes basping!'

REPRESENT!
i flew beyond the sun before it was time
#36
Strumpet

Another term for *****, first used by Shakespeare to describe loose women.

"Thou art a strumpet!"

BNC

Backwards Naked Crap. It's when you take off all your clothes and sit backwards on the toilet. This allows you to rest your head or your book on the back of the toilet, making for a more comfortable pooping experience.

Hey man, did you have a BNC today?
Hell yeah, dude, I almost fell asleep.



By the way I've tried a BNC, it's not as great as it sounds.
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More definitions!

Strumpet

Another term for *****, first used by Shakespeare to describe loose women.

"Thou art a strumpet!"

Bob

The first name that comes to mind when people are trying to think of names.

"Hey! What should name our son, honey?"
"How about Bob, dear?
"

BNC

Backwards Naked Crap. It's when you take off all your clothes and sit backwards on the toilet. This allows you to rest your head or your book on the back of the toilet, making for a more comfortable pooping experience.

Hey man, did you have a BNC today?
Hell yeah, dude, I almost fell asleep.



By the way I've tried a BNC, it's not as great as it sounds.
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Hot Karl
Proceding to the act of hot-karling involves one of the following:

1. Any part of sex in which faeces from one partner is found on the other, regardless of the technique. NOTE: the action of defecating on one's self may not be regarded as a "hot karl" but rather as "soiling yourself".
2. A form of assault in which the assailant procedes to fill a tube sock with his own faeces, ready to engage in fierce guerrilla.
Ex:
1. While you were sleeping, I snuck into your sister's room and hot-karled her.
2. Brandon is such a moron, let's hot-karl him after school today.

Edit: How could I forget the...

Alabama Hotpocket
the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
Ex:
Shanya decided her vagina needed some lube so her boyfriend performed an alabama hot pocket.
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#39
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I believe that the correct definition is Valve Junior, good sir.

Urban Dictionary has spoken
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Not true, I did exactly that for the MOD contest
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This from a country who're trying to make up for being late for the last two world wars by being really early for the next one?


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i think this is my favorite post of the day

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You ****ing pwn.

Awesome, dude, just awesome.
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