for those who have/is in relations with someone who is a having a baby...

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have you ever tasted/tried to taste/thought of tasting your partner's or your own milk?


is the sensation as bizarre as it sounds?
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#2
Uhm well not sure if this falls into this category, but a few months back a father drank his daughters breast milk, and it helped his cancer. It was in the news and everything. But please, don't ask how he got ahold of his daughter's milk, I do NOT know. So I guess that's bizarre?
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Uhm well not sure if this falls into this category, but a few months back a father drank his daughters breast milk, and it helped his cancer. It was in the news and everything. But please, don't ask how he drank his daughter's milk, I do NOT know. So I guess that's bizarre?


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#4
Unfortunatly, I do not believe that is him.
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#6
i hate the very thought of tasting my GF's (or anyone else's for that matter) milk (she isn't pregnant, it's just a thought)
#7
on a related note, wtf was up with the end of the grapes of wrath?!

i was like, wtf, steinbeck! im eating here!
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on a related note, wtf was up with the end of the grapes of wrath?!

i was like, wtf, steinbeck! im eating here!


That guy got to suck a titty. I'd call that a happy ending.
#13
i HEARD it tastes a bit like cantaloupe. but i guess ill never know unless i try it. ill get old, married, and try it, and report back to the pit.
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That guy got to suck a titty. I'd call that a happy ending.

Well gee, thanks for ruining the book guys! Now I KNOW what's gonna happen

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That guy got to suck a titty. I'd call that a happy ending.

i knew someone would get the joke.

it was just such an absurd note to end the book on. but i guess it is the one thing in the book that doesnt turn out horrible for everyone, so thats something.
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#17
I just thought of Me Myself and Irene
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#18
On topic, I actually...may have...some "experience" in this area. I'll be damned if I'm telling that story ever again, though.
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On topic, I actually...may have...some "experience" in this area. I'll be damned if I'm telling that story ever again, though.


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#22
When me mum was breastfeeding me, my dad asked if he could try some. He remarked that it was very sweet.

Would I try it. Probably. Depends on how my partner felt.
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#23
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Titty milk, no thanks.
I heard it tastes pretty bad.

Well I'm not gonna take your word for it

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#24
Grapes of Wrath that sh*t, dawg!
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When me mum was breastfeeding me, my dad asked if he could try some. He remarked that it was very sweet.

Would I try it. Probably. Depends on how my partner felt.

It is rather on the sweet side.

That's all I have to say about that.
#27
it's funny how people are all freaking out about it, when in reality it's a lot more gross that you drink milk from a cow. from a human it's natural, what it's there for. cow milk is for cows.
#29
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for those who have/is in relations with someone who is a having a baby...
the milk isn't produced until she has the baby.

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have you ever tasted/tried to taste/thought of tasting your partner's or your own milk?
does my sister's milk count?

My sister was breast feeding her baby. I was teasing her. She found that to be annoying. So she pulled her nipple out of the baby's mouth, pointed it at me, and gave it a squeeze.

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is the sensation as bizarre as it sounds?
dude, it tastes fine. no worries.
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#30
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the milk isn't produced until she has the baby.



exactly, that's why I didn't say "pregnant".
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#31
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in reality it's a lot more gross that you drink milk from a cow


yeh whats up with that....what dude looked at a cow & said..."im gonna squeeze them dangly things under that & drink whatever comes out"!