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#1
I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.
I like my women how I like my showers, hot and wet.

I'm so unique I don't even have a sig.
#2
I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and stored in boxes.
I like my women like I like my whiskey. 12 years old and full of coke.
#3
I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer.
I like my women like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed with coke.
#4
I like my submarines how I like my children, cold, blue, and full of semen.

You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




E-Married to Guitar0Player

http://the llama forum because its gone forever which sucks and I hate it.
#5
Quote by SmarterChild
I like my women like I like my whiskey. 12 years old and full of coke.

#6
I like your daughter how I like her dead mother... but then who was phone?


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#7
Quote by Anonymoos
I like my women like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed with coke.

#8
Quote by SmarterChild
I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and stored in boxes.
I like my women like I like my whiskey. 12 years old and full of coke.


Quote by Anonymoos
I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer.
I like my women like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed with coke.


Hahaha... wait...


wat
#11
I like my little girls like my zits: As small as possible and popped.


#13
i like my women like i like my stereo, turned on

i like my sex like i like my twilight zone, long but with a suprising ending
My Deviantart

Great Minds Think Alike
Quote by Son.Of.TheViper
You sigged me, AND had an idea the same as mine!
I like you.

About my Lady Gaga/Pokemon parody
Quote by Mike50227
XD not bad

Quote by ExOblivione
You're my hero.

Quote by myevilside
I must say, i love it!
#18
I like my women like i like my beer, cold, bitter and full of malt(?)
I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.
Executed by injection, Oklahoma.
~~ Thomas J. Grasso, d. March 20, 1995.


Lyrics/Poetry

Fires Burning
#20
I like my women how I like my veal - very young, dead, and easy to cut into little pieces.

#21
I like my girls like my cheese, referably for me fat-free American singles only


/bloodhound gang
MY DESIGN/PHOTOGRAPHY TUMBLR
Quote by SEALSniper1152

If you take a jar, and whisper what you want to hate into it, then close the jar, coat it in crunchy peanut butter, and shove it up your ass. I'm pretty sure you could hate everything after that.
#22
I like my women how I like my dead babies, Young ,dead, throat slithed, not moving and never complaining
#24
Quote by Antis0cial
I like my women how I like my dead babies, Young ,dead, throat slithed, not moving and never complaining

#25
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
I love my women like I love my threads. Original and searchbarred beforehand.

You know those jokes only work when the searchbar turns up results?

I like my women like nerds - knowing exactly which buttons to press
I'm so unique I don't even have a sig.
#26
love my women like my guitar,

curves in all the right places, low on maintainence and orgasmic playability, and when you see 'em you fell like touching 'em
If you want to get laid, go to college,
If you want education go to a library

-Frank Zappa-
#27
I like my women like I like my cheese... coon.

Mmmm, chocolate women...
Good Charlotte sounds like...uh...they sound like...um...well, they taste like a popsicle stick thats been shoved up someones ass -Eddie Vedder

REMEMBER DISCO: All stupid fads go away with time. STOP COMPLAINING
#28
i like my threads how i like my potential diseases.

searched.
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#32
I like my women like I like my whiskey.

12 years old and mixed with coke.

<_<
>_>
Quote by UraniYum
Fuck you I'm trying to be caring and shit


Quote by Cb4rabid
Okay guys, I have a confession to make. Not really a confession since it's something that's been bugging me for awhile but I've always been in denial about it.

**** you gilly, it's not what you think
#34
I like my girls how I like periods - straight out the womb with yellow lumps and fried for 5 minutes.
#35
Quote by wiggyisgreat
I like my girls how I like periods - straight out the womb with yellow lumps and fried for 5 minutes.


yellow lumps?
#36
Quote by Antis0cial
yellow lumps?

Why not? It just made it that little bit more disgusting.
#37
I like my women the way classical literature portrays them, as a hardworking class of husband loving busybodies.

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#40
my friend once said "i like my trucks [on his skateboard] like i like my women" and of course hes an idiot so everyone thinks he likes loose women
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
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