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I thought I had found the perfect one. I found her a couple of days ago, and we shared some amazing nights, it finally felt like I had found the one.

However, I've noticed that even though I'm still in love with her, I can't help but eyeing others. If I see one I find more attractive, my head turns and for a moment my darling is forgotten.

I know that I'd never give her up, I love her dearly, but I cannot help nor deny that I still have lust after other's bountiful curves, luscious bodies and long, slender necks.

please help me


please tell me this is normal, and that I'm not alone...


So I ask of you, who else is a gear whore?
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Jul 28, 2009,
#5
Quote by metaldud536
Damnit, I was expecting an erotic love story. Now I have to put the tissues back.

Eh, I'm still going for it
#7
*falls of chair laughing *
If you want to get laid, go to college,
If you want education go to a library

-Frank Zappa-
#8
haha corey thats brilliant, i must admit i'm a gear wh0re, i'm often plugging my cable into other amps, my 10w doesnt have a clue
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XD not bad

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I must say, i love it!
#11
It's normal.
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#12
Quote by CoreysMonster
I thought I had found the perfect one. I found her a couple of days ago, and we shared some amazing nights, it finally felt like I had found the one.

However, I've noticed that even though I'm still in love with her, I can't help but eyeing others. If I see one I find more attractive, my head turns and for a moment my darling is forgotten.

I know that I'd never give her up, I love her dearly, but I cannot help nor deny that I still have lust after other's bountiful curves, luscious bodies and long, slender necks.

please help me


please tell me this is normal, and that I'm not alone...


So I ask of you, who else is a gear whore?



pretty normal if you ask me

EDIT: oh ... its a bout guitars lol ... but yes, still normal
Fender Jaguar 1994
Gibson Thunderbird

Fender Hot Rod Devile 4x12

Zvex Fuzz Factory
EHX Big Muff
Zvex Box of Rock
Joyo Tremolo
Digitech Whammy
EHX Cathedral
Boss DD3
Boss TU3
Last edited by GangsterLi at Jul 28, 2009,
#13
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too bad I read the last line first


Me too.
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#14
Top class, CoreysMonster. I tip my hat to you.
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+1

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#15
So did you plug into her?
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#16
Quote by metaldud536
Damnit, I was expecting an erotic love story. Now I have to put the tissues back.


+1
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Spot on, JWZ28, spot on.



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Blackstar HT-5
Framus 2x12
#17
FFFUUUUUUUU-

I thought I had found someone who has the same problem as I had.

I will haunt you untill the end of your days, Corey.


#18
this is up there with the my dad banged my GF
Without music, life would be a mistake.
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I love you for that thread...


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#19
It's basic human nature, man. Men want to find as many women to impregnate.

Don't worry, every guy has these feelings. However, it's the will to not act on these feelings that makes you a man.

EDIT:

FFUUUUU-
Last edited by NakedInTheRain at Jul 28, 2009,
#21
There's only 1 for me. And that's my right hand, kunts.
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#22
did naked in the rain get the joke?
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#23
Quote by NakedInTheRain
It's basic human nature, man. Men want to find as many women to impregnate.

Don't worry, every guy has these feelings. However, it's the will to not act on these feelings that makes you a man.

thanks, bro... however, I fear that sooner or later I will have to indulge in my needs. I don't think that I can settle for only one, no matter how perfect she is
#24
musicians are not meant to be monogamous
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#25
Quote by ryand111
this is up there with the my dad banged my GF



Man that one was brilliant!
Current gear:
Carvin CT6M
TC Electronics Dark Matter distortion
Harley Benton 2x12, with Celestion V30s
Laney Ironheart 60w tube amp
#26
If I didn't read the last line I swear you would've been talking about beer lol
Can't stop the spirits when they need you This life is more than just a read thru
#27
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Man that one was brilliant!

that one WAS amazing, I kept on waiting for it to be locked cuz I thought it was spam, but then I clicked on the picture and fell off my chair laughing.
#28
Quote by NakedInTheRain
It's basic human nature, man. Men want to find as many women to impregnate.

Don't worry, every guy has these feelings. However, it's the will to not act on these feelings that makes you a man.

EDIT:

FFUUUUU-



finally he gets it
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Quote by Son.Of.TheViper
You sigged me, AND had an idea the same as mine!
I like you.

About my Lady Gaga/Pokemon parody
Quote by Mike50227
XD not bad

Quote by ExOblivione
You're my hero.

Quote by myevilside
I must say, i love it!
#29
Quote by CoreysMonster
that one WAS amazing, I kept on waiting for it to be locked cuz I thought it was spam, but then I clicked on the picture and fell off my chair laughing.



Haha yeah, same happened to me.

Still, I bow for you for this thread, it really made me laugh!


By the way, I see you changed your avatar?
Current gear:
Carvin CT6M
TC Electronics Dark Matter distortion
Harley Benton 2x12, with Celestion V30s
Laney Ironheart 60w tube amp
#30
Sometimes....

< <

> >

the need is so great that....

> >

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I want to go into two at once.

:shame:
#31
i feel the same way.
when i put it in and make her scream, it's like i'll never need anything else in the world. but then there are times when i'm in a shop buying her some new things each month to make sure she doesnt get messy when important people are around (god knows, at the end of that month, i'm pretty scared that something in her is gonna snap, and if it does, it's curtains for the two of us for the rest of the night), and i catch a glimpse of some sexy thing and i cant help but think "what would it be like if i had her?".

not that i think anyone else would be better. its just... well, you know, it's just like a 'what if'. maybe she wouldnt make feel like all my equipment isnt good enough for her. you know, since she's not as high-class as my current baby... i have a bit of an insecurity in that area. if what i had was just a little bit bigger, or just a little bit beefier, then i could REALLY make her scream.

i, too, am a gear slut...
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#32
Quote by instagata0
i feel the same way.
when i put it in and make her scream, it's like i'll never need anything else in the world. but then there are times when i'm in a shop buying her some new things each month to make sure she doesnt get messy when important people are around (god knows, at the end of that month, i'm pretty scared that something in her is gonna snap, and if it does, it's curtains for the two of us for the rest of the night), and i catch a glimpse of some sexy thing and i cant help but think "what would it be like if i had her?".

not that i think anyone else would be better. its just... well, you know, it's just like a 'what if'. maybe she wouldnt make feel like all my equipment isnt good enough for her. you know, since she's not as high-class as my current baby... i have a bit of an insecurity in that area. if what i had was just a little bit bigger, or just a little bit beefier, then i could REALLY make her scream.

i, too, am a gear slut...


this thread is now about writing gear pornography.
#33
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Epic Win!
Grooving to the Music




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If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.

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#35
Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
I knew that it wasn't going to be about woman, keiner würde je mit dir schlafen Corey.


/lolscherz


#37
musicians are not meant to be monogamous

I'm not just a gear wh0re. I cross the species boundary.

Nice work though
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Come away, oh human child,
To the waters and the wild
With a fairy hand in hand;
For the world's more full of weeping than you can understand.
#38
Quote by Nilpferdkoenig



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I'm not just a gear wh0re. I cross the species boundary.

Nice work though


me, too, I've had a piano mistress since I was 5
#40
Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
This is going to haunt me to the grave.

I made it at work today, I hope my boss never finds out what I'm doing when I'm quietly snickering to myself
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