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#1
Yep.

I'm enrolling on Brown University's Class of 2013, the same graduating class as Emma Watson.

Now this is a once of a life time opportunity.

Pit, help me bag Emma Watson.

Now currently, my plan is based on the assumption that she wants to live a normal life, away from the cameras. So I plan to join one of her classes, sit next to her, look at her with a straight face and say, "So I hear that Harry Potter girl is in this class." If she laughs, score, if she doesn't **** her if she can't take a joke.

I am high right now.
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#9
I like your plan, TS. Execute it.
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#11
Pit, I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

This is Emma-****ing-Watson.

If I screw her, it's as if the entire Pit is screwing Hermione Granger.

Think about it.
#12
You should call her a filthy mudblood while you're fucking her.
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#13
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i second this.

then proceed to show her all of the shoop nudes of her that you keep in that folder, Games/Need for Speed/New Folder/Stuff/Even More Stuff/.
#14
jesus shit this is creepy.

Fuck sake she's going to Uni away from the cameras to live a normal life. She isn't looking for special treatment so just treat her how you would any other girl.

And get her drunk enough to sleep with you.
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Yep.

I'm enrolling on Brown University's Class of 2013, the same graduating class as Emma Watson.

Now this is a once of a life time opportunity.

Pit, help me bag Emma Watson.

Now currently, my plan is based on the assumption that she wants to live a normal life, away from the cameras. So I plan to join one of her classes, sit next to her, look at her with a straight face and say, "So I hear that Harry Potter girl is in this class." If she laughs, score, if she doesn't **** her if she can't take a joke.

I am high right now.

ha i like that idea....but she'll probably have bodyguards with her or something, or a gun......or a wand for that matter
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#19
Please take pics. For the sake of The Pit, take pictures. A LOT of them.

EDIT:


Dude, you have more than 1000 classmates, I'm sure someone else will sit next to her?
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#20
I dont understand why she would be going to university now since she surely has a helluva of a schedule with the last harry potter films and such? I call bs...
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Pit, this may seem like an acceptance letter to Brown University, but it is much more than that.

Correction of the first line:

Congratulations! I am delighted to inform you that you have been chosen to **** Emma Watson.


Congratulations! Your eyes are going to BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNN!
#24
When you meet her for the first time, point at your penis and yell "Engorgio!"


If that doesn't work, I don't know what will.
#25
Pit, if I actually do accomplish this, I swear to Mudkipz, I will take a photograph of me licking her eyebrows.
#27
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i second this.

then proceed to show her all of the shoop nudes of her that you keep in that folder, Games/Need for Speed/New Folder/Stuff/Even More Stuff/.


****, does everyone keep thier porn in a folder under Games/Insert Random Game/New Folder/Stuff/Even More Stuff/ ???! I thought I was being really clever and original
#28
I'll think you'll have a better chance with her if you act like you have never seen Potter and don't know her..

But still why Emma Watson?
#29
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...shame she's already got a boyfriend


She'll dump him as soon as she sees how I handle my elder wand.
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#31
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She'll dump him as soon as she sees how I handle my elder wand.


Oh my god I lol'd so hard.
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#35
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She'll dump him as soon as she sees how I handle my elder wand.


that just sounds like you handling some old guy''s penis
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#36
, good luck mate.

I have infact actually seen her twice, as she is a fellow citizen of oxford, more specifically she actually lives in the same part of Oxford as me. Infact I nearly ran her over on my bicycle once, but I didnt make the connection to where I'd seen her before till I was further down the road.
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#38
TS, as much as I detest Emma Watson, your elder wand joke was fucking brilliant, so I'll give you the same advice everyone is going to give you:

Act like you don't recognize her.
#39
so are a lot of other kids, good luck


(this situation sounds like a movie in itself :confused
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#40
Okay okay, it appears that she's going to be a literature major and she is supposedly very bright.

How do I impress her? I've been selected for the PLME program, but a path in medicine is very different from whatever she's going to be studying.

Pit, give me conversation starters and topics.
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