#1
Make me a story with the first word starting with A, the second with B, third with C and so on? The story should have a total of 26 words. Well, duh.

IF possible, keep the story reader-friendly. By that I mean, no vulgar words and lingoes regular readers wouldn't understand. And uhmm, try to make as much sense as possible.

Tanks guise
#3
And before Cameron dared ejactulate, for great his insatiable juvenile kitten lust, maple nectar oscillating perfectly quiet, rotundously, she thought, unicorn virtues were x-ray-ing yon Zodiac.
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#4
A Barman Couldn't Damn Eat Four Girders Himself, Ismael Jizzes Kamasutras Lower, Meaning No Optimists Prompted Quebec's Resistance Surveyors To Unite, Vinyl Was Xas Yalala Zantu.

3 last words are a name.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#5
Anal beatings come daringly. Even fearless gentleman hate it. Julie keeps little markings near other penis's, quarrying rear sex. The underacheiver valiantly wishes XXXBMX yelled Zebras.

Nuff said.


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#7
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And before Cameron dared ejactulate for great his insatiable juvenile kitten lust, maple nectar oscillating perfectly quiet, rotundously, she thought, unicorn virtues were x-ray-ing yon Zodiac.



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#8
A buggered child drank excrement from God's hairy impregnator, Jack's knob lingered, my nose observed poo, queers running straight through utopia veered wildly, xerotic yellow zebra.

FIN.
#9
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Anal beatings come daringly. Even fearless gentleman hate it. Julie keeps little markings near other penis's, quarrying rear sex. The underacheiver valiantly wishes XXXBMX yelled Zebras.

Nuff said.

i see you have a sex obsession.
#10
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And before Cameron dared ejactulate, for great his insatiable juvenile kitten lust, maple nectar oscillating perfectly quiet, rotundously, she thought, unicorn virtues were x-ray-ing yon Zodiac.

#11
alvin buried corey's dog eventually. Frank gave him Ian Jordan's Kenyan labrador. Maybe noone outside park quay recalled seeing them using violent weapons, xenophobic yells zoomed
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#12
A boy called David escaped from getting hung in Japan, Kenny learned murdering nocturnal oriental prostitutes quite rapidly segues to underhand violence with xenophobic yakuza zeitgeist.
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#14
Albino baby curry... delicious! Effing Fantastic! Good heavens! I just kidding! Lol.

etc, etc


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Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
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A buggered child drank excrement from God's hairy impregnator, Jack's knob lingered, my nose observed poo, queers running straight through utopia veered wildly, xerotic yellow zebra.

FIN.


Reminds me of Naked Lunch by William Burroughs.
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A Barman Couldn't Damn Eat Four Girders Himself, Ismael Jizzes Kamasutras Lower, Meaning No Optimists Prompted Quebec's Resistance Surveyors To Unite, Vinyl Was Xas Yalala Zantu.

3 last words are a name.


we could tell that if you didn't capitalize all the other words


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#17
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we could tell that if you didn't capitalize all the other words


me so know it.


me f*ck you long time

That FMJ ref was SO out of place...
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#18
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A buggered child drank excrement from God's hairy impregnator, Jack's knob lingered, my nose observed poo, queers running straight through utopia veered wildly, xerotic yellow zebra.

FIN.


After all you fell in love with death,
Life has aborted.
All you've had and all you became,
The night is calling, you pray forth.





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#19
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#21
Another bad crocidile, David erroneously fucking guessed. Hello, Isabella. Johnny Kevin Lopes mounted nerdy Octopi. Patty, queerly rolled stuff to undo very weird xylophones. Yellow Zoids.



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#22
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A buggered child drank excrement from God's hairy impregnator, Jack's knob lingered, my nose observed poo, queers running straight through utopia veered wildly, xerotic yellow zebra.

FIN.

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#23
All black caverns denote evil faces. Great hardships, in jest, keep low much notoriety of perfect, quick, repeatable smiles. Truely unveiled veneers with xenian, youthful zealots.
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#24
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A buggered child drank excrement from God's hairy impregnator, Jack's knob lingered, my nose observed poo, queers running straight through utopia veered wildly, xerotic yellow zebra.

FIN.

Epic.

A boy called Dog entered ferociously, giving head indirectly. Juan, killing lemmings, mastered nunchucks on palisades - "Queer!" roared Steve, turning under vehicles whilst x-raying Yamaha factories.


Really not so epic.
#25
^^ there appears to be no word for Z.


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#26
As Brian cleaned deathbeds, everybody fornicated gaily. He insulted Jessica, killing Leonard's mood. Nobody opted past quiet, rambunctious sex, thus upping very welcome xenophobic yearning zeal.

It sort of made sense
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#27
"Absolute bollocks!" called Daniel from Granada. Fearing gnome-harassment, immediately Jeremy Kerouac leaped madly, nearly obtaining partial queerness. *ruddy sexy tits*, Ulger violently wanked. Xylophone...yellow zylophones...



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^^ there appears to be no word for Z.

You know something, I actually didn't notice that.
#28
As Ben came dusting ever forward, Gary hacked. I just kicked Lester mimingly, never opening Pastey's quick reaching stupor ticker. Uranus viewed waywardly, xenophobically, yonder Zaptar.
#30
Actually, Bob can't Die. Eggs for glands hinder Insomnia. Jewels kill lowlifes, many naggers, obviously pissed, quaking redheads sucking the uncounciousness, vaugely. Wow, Xylophones yell "ZING!"


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#31
All Because Cancer Didn't Eradicate Fred's Greek Holiday, I Jumped keenly, Lengthened miraculously, needing only phallus quartz, Reinforced steel, the underlying venture was xenophobic, yet Zoological.
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