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So im going on holiday in a week and i have entered a talent competition. I would not have done this for no reason, there is prize money involved.

Last year everyone just sang, which was rather disapointing. And ive heard everyone is going to sing this year aswell, everyone except me ive decided to go in guitars blazing. like anyone on UG would

The winner of last years competition was a Midget, who sang "You raise me up" (yeah its funny cus hes a small person). So i need fantastic amazing songs i would be able to beat him with. Ones that engage the audience, however they must be queit recognizable as I will be in Norfolk and there music taste does not expand beyond the top 10 in the charts.

So please i need your suggestions, i would play all HEndrix however if i did i would fear for my life, as they would soon fire up the tractors and get the torches.

tl;dr Song suggestions to beat a midget in a talent competition. songs must be suitable for Norfolkians ears.
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#5
DO FREEBIRD!

Seriously,do it. If the crowd is into the whole "southern,we hate modern rock music" lifestyle their bound to like Lynard Skynard.
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#7
I came into this thread wanting to say "You should probably try to beat him with something physical, like a baseball bat. A song won't work."

My suggestion is to write your own shred song. Lyrics should be about beating a midget, of course.
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#13
Through the fire and flames? xD
Just kidding... But seriously, if you can then do it!
#16
i thought you were actually going to bludgeon a midget and you needed music to do it to lol
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#17
something relating to being short.. many happy returns shall follow.
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#19
Do someting like a like G3's Rockin' in the Free World Jam. The songs have vocals, but it just sounds amazing.
#22
do some daughtry, or tyler hilton
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#24
Misleading thread title is misleading.
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#25
Came for music to listen to while beating midgets.

Left disappointed.

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#26
Mayhem - De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
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#28
I saw the thread title, laughed and spat Kool-Aid everywhere, thanks for that.

Play "The Shortest Straw".
#31
Bob Dylan - Blowin' In The Wind

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#33
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Misleading thread title is misleading.
im so disillusioned after reading that thread title and expecting so much
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#38
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Do a Turbonegro song. They're Norweigan.



Norwich not Norway. It's in England.

OT do "all the small things" or "mickey (the mumbling midget)" by the residents.

If the crowd is inbred and backward they will love taking the piss out of midgets.
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Norwich not Norway. It's in England.

OT do "all the small things" or "mickey (the mumbling midget)" by the residents.

If the crowd is inbred and backward they will love taking the piss out of midgets.


actually its Norfolk...

and yes they are backward, i might be able to show them what a proper hand looks like (stole that one from mock the week)
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actually its Norfolk...

and yes they are backward, i might be able to show them what a proper hand looks like (stole that one from mock the week)

Norfolk is looking forward to being flooded due to global warming, because they'll finally get some use out of those webbed fingers and toes...

Not that that's swiped from the same source.
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