#1
So today I'm going bowling with a few friends, and I tell one of my random online friends what I'm doing.

Apparently she doesn't know what bowling is, so Pit I ask of you, how many of you have never heard of bowling?
#2
I like boweling.
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I like boweling.


Boweling? Like pooping?
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#9
Unfortunately there are actually girls that completely stupid that exist.

There was this fashion student at college who had no idea who Hilter was.
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#12
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Unfortunately there are actually girls that completely stupid that exist.

There was this fashion student at college who had no idea who Hilter was.

Did you try and convince her that Hitler was someone really cool, so that at some point, she'd tell someone she thought Hitler was really cool, and look stupid?
#14
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Boweling? Like pooping?

Yes. I also like bowling, and disemboweling.
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#15
I've been bowling, and I'm naturally good at it too, although I get ridiculed by some people for it. IDK why.
#16
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your e-friend is a troll.


Most likely.

Argh, I love bowling.
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#17
you mean your playing I game of cricket and your side is fielding, and you have been chosen to bowl the ball at the batsmen?
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#19
yeah, my local bowling/snooker club's great, me and my band play there a lot, and get free games, s'cool
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#20
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Unfortunately there are actually girls that completely stupid that exist.

There was this fashion student at college who had no idea who Hilter was.



#21
I leiks bowling
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#22
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Is it that thing on a table, where there's lots of coloured balls and you have to get them in the holes?

/sarcasm


I don't know about you...but that sounds pretty dirty.
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#24
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I don't know about you...but that sounds pretty dirty.



I thought the same


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I bowled two games last night. I'm terrible at it.


same, my 100 as a score is pretty much teh epic fail
#25
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Unfortunately there are actually girls that completely stupid that exist.

There was this fashion student at college who had no idea who Hilter was.


Who's Hilter?
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#28
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I thought the same


same, my 100 as a score is pretty much teh epic fail

Man I struggle to get 100. I gutter ball like every shot. But I always hit 2 strikes, its weird.

Havent gone in a few years, and wanna keep it that way.
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#29
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your e-friend is a troll.


This

It's also possible you, TS, are a troll...

And I have a troll Fetish


#30
I bowl, smoke some weed, the occasional acid flashback.
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#31
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Unfortunately there are actually girls that completely stupid that exist.

There was this fashion student at college who had no idea who Hilter was.


wat is hilter.
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#32
Of course I do. I am pretty good I guess, although I am on my school's team...

That's cool right?
#34
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Unfortunately there are actually girls that completely stupid that exist.

There was this fashion student at college who had no idea who Hilter was.


I knew a girl who was so stupid she didn't know ANYTHING about ww1 or 2, I mean absolutley nothing, then didn't know what the Halocaust was, then when told Laughed
#36
What is this "bowling" you speak of?
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