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#1
So theres a wasp just sitting on my window, I think its on the brink of death cuz its been there for the past hour and its not moving, but the last one I thought was on my window and was dead was not dead and attacked in the middle of the night, so I want to kill it because its scaring the **** out of me, but what do u think is the best way to kill it? Any clever ideas? Ill film it too if its a really good idea.
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airsoft gun
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#8
pour cool whip on it?
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#10
Ok ok, keep the ideas coming, just so everyone knows I cant use fire or shoot it, nor can i make love to it. But love the creativity, unfortunately, I like the cool whip idea. Im gonna go see if I have any.
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#12
use the ray gun
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#17
there was a bee climbing around on my porch railing earlier so i took my air rifle and put the barrel right next to it and blew it to pieces. I'm sure its head is about a mile down the road.
#18
Lol at all the jokes.... TS just use soap and water, throw it on it... it wont be able to move then just smash it
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#19
spray it with WD40, the outcome will be br00t4lz. if like spiders, the creature should seem to have its flesh melt away.
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#21
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use the ray gun

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#22
Play loud rap music, or loud heavy metal music. The more profane and/or sacrilegious the better.

wasps do not like such music and will be very much offended, perhaps to the point that they leave.
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#24
sometimes when i see an ant in a place it definitely shouldn't be in (like on my toilet seat), i'll grab a piece of tape, gently pick up the ant with the sticky side, and fold it up on the sides really closely without hurting it. then i'd laugh at it from outside its terrible prison-coffin for a few seconds and throw it away. isn't that evil?

i think i'd be too scared to do it to a wasp though, even if it was dying.
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#25
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sometimes when i see an ant in a place it definitely shouldn't be in (like on my toilet seat), i'll grab a piece of tape, gently pick up the ant with the sticky side, and fold it up on the sides really closely without hurting it. then i'd laugh at it from outside its terrible prison-coffin for a few seconds and throw it away. isn't that evil?

i think i'd be too scared to do it to a wasp though, even if it was dying.



you sick ****. i hate you now. ANTS ARE PEOPLE TO!
#26
To quote The Boondocks

"go beat the lil **** into tha dirt!"

Uhh, flyswatter??
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#27
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#29
spray it with hairspray. ALOT of hairspray. after a few seconds of struggling to fly away it's wings will harden and it will leave a statuesque tomb
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#31
Why do you have to kill it? Mate with the bees' women and your differences will be soon forgotten.
#32
put it in a tupperware container or something similar, put nail polish remover in the chamber.

it will have a seizure type spazfest
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#33
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you sick ****. i hate you now. ANTS ARE PEOPLE TO!


no need, if i have a next life it's gonna be terrible. maybe it will be as an ant. a lowly, disgusting ant.
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#36
put a bottle cap on it and make a thread asking how long it takes to kill it
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#37
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Make sweet, sweet tender love to it.


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#38
get a sock. feel sock with coins. hit said wasp, watch wasp disapear into crater you just created in the wood under it.
#39
**** slap it
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#40
Put a glass over it.
Slide paper underneath glass.
Put glass and paper in fridge for 20 mins.
Wasp won't be able to move
Take it outside.

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