#1
My girlfriend of 5 months is getting the pill. I was excited to hear that, but her mom accidently told her step dad. Her step dad scares the piss out of me. He's never seemed to trust me, and doesn't like me dating his step daughter. Now he knows that she's getting the pill with the intention of having sex with me, and now he wants to "talk" to me...needless to say, I'm nervous about it! Anyone know what I should say, or what I definately should NOT say?
#2
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#3
Act politely? That is pretty much all you need to do.
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#6
Maybe he just wants a nice chat? Whatever you do don't bring up sex unless he does, and when/if he does THINK before you answer. Oh and make sure there are plenty of witnesses.
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#9
"Hey man, I'ma **** the **** out of your daughter. Thanks for making that ***."

Seriously man, just be polite, don't make an ass out of yourself, and you'll be fine. Be confidant about it.
#10
Hey just think of it this way. After the talk you have with him, HOPEFULLY the girl is all yours.
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#11
Grow up. If you're too scared of her parents then I don't think you should be dating.
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Just be nice. He was a teenager too so he should understand.
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"hey pops it alright if i be basting her turkey?" from his reaction u shud get a pretty clear message of either yes or no.
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#18
shows up and let him feel he put the "fear of god" in you.....

he will feel better. maybe even think better of you.
#19
Get her to stop taking the pill - her step dad won't have any reason to think anything bad about your relationship - and if she gets pregnant: dump her.
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#21
I only see one choice here. Talk to the step-dad, and when he says he doesn't want you to see the girl, go home and write a webcomic about a guy who starts writing a webcomic because he doesn't have a girlfriend anymore.
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#24
Say ; "Look dude, you're not even her real dad, so you might as well just stop trying."

You can then proceed to kick him in the nuts.
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#26
Why the **** would you be scared of her step dad..... HER STEP DAD? You just tell him strait up, man to man, and if he doesnt like it then too ****ing bad. His ****ing her mom.... your ****ing her daughter, you two should be friends and go out to a bar but he probably thinks your a pussy cause your scared of him. Which you are.

Remember, its not her real dad. Its just some dude ****ing her mom. **** him. With a knife.
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Why the **** would you be scared of her step dad..... HER STEP DAD? You just tell him strait up, man to man, and if he doesnt like it then too ****ing bad. His ****ing her mom.... your ****ing her daughter, you two should be friends and go out to a bar but he probably thinks your a pussy cause your scared of him. Which you are.

Remember, its not her real dad. Its just some dude ****ing her mom. **** him. With a knife.


This guy's right. Don't ****ing take that cocksucker's ****. Tell that mother****er that you're ****ing his stepdaughter. ****. Show him pictures too to get the point across
#28
He is probably just jealous. Maybe ask him if he wants to join in?
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#29
A talk shouldn't be so bad...just act like you agree with everything he says and don't screw up!
He either,

1. Wants to tell you to back off.
or
2. Wants to just talk about it.

Either way I doubt you'd let him get between you two if you care about her
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#31
tell him the pill is cheaper than baby food
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tell him the pill is cheaper than baby food

#33
wait, wait, wait, wait. she intentionally told her mother shes boning? stupid skank.
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#34
Spend tonight watch King of the Hill, learn to speak like Boomhauer. He'll be intrigued.


To get on his good side though.............invite him to a swinger's party. ONLY IF THE MOM IS HOT.
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#35
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My girlfriend of 5 months is getting the pill. I was excited to hear that, but her mom accidently told her step dad. Her step dad scares the piss out of me. He's never seemed to trust me, and doesn't like me dating his step daughter. Now he knows that she's getting the pill with the intention of having sex with me, and now he wants to "talk" to me...needless to say, I'm nervous about it! Anyone know what I should say, or what I definately should NOT say?


this isn't going to help the whole trust thing now is it?
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Why the **** would you be scared of her step dad..... HER STEP DAD? You just tell him strait up, man to man, and if he doesnt like it then too ****ing bad. His ****ing her mom.... your ****ing her daughter, you two should be friends and go out to a bar but he probably thinks your a pussy cause your scared of him. Which you are.

Remember, its not her real dad. Its just some dude ****ing her mom. **** him. With a knife.



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#38
maybe he has a horrific secret to tell you for your own good?
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